₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,960 members, 8,447,966 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 12:19 PM

Toggle theme

Simp4rebel's Posts

Nairaland ForumSimp4rebel's ProfileSimp4rebel's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)

RomanceRe: Pastor Proposed To Slay Queen Church Member During Service And Got Rejected by simp4rebel(op): 6:52pm On Feb 14, 2024
more reactions

RomanceRe: Pastor Proposed To Slay Queen Church Member During Service And Got Rejected by simp4rebel(op): 6:48pm On Feb 14, 2024
see reactions

RomancePastor Proposed To Slay Queen Church Member During Service And Got Rejected by simp4rebel(op): 6:47pm On Feb 14, 2024
A tiktok user (amenchiemeria] shared a video of a supposed pastor proposing marriage to a lady in a church in Ebonyi state.

He got rejected and even slapped by the lady.

SportsRe: Here Are The Most Goals Ever Scored In A Football Match - You Won't Believe It! by simp4rebel(op): 6:20pm On Feb 14, 2024
grin
SportsRe: Here Are The Most Goals Ever Scored In A Football Match - You Won't Believe It! by simp4rebel(op): 6:04pm On Feb 14, 2024
I still wondering how the AS Adema team was able to score 149 goals regardless of the opposition intentionally losing
SportsRe: Here Are The Most Goals Ever Scored In A Football Match - You Won't Believe It! by simp4rebel(op): 5:57pm On Feb 14, 2024
31-0: Australia vs American Samoa

On 11 April 2001, the Australian and American Samoan national association football teams played each other in an Oceanian qualifying match for the 2002 FIFA World Cup.

The match was played at the International Sports Stadium in Coffs Harbour, Australia. Australia set a world record for the largest victory in an international football match, winning the game 31–0.

Australia's Archie Thompson also broke the record for most goals scored by a player in an international match by scoring 13 goals. David Zdrilic, the scorer of eight goals in the match, scored the second-highest number of goals in an international match since World War I.
Source: Wikipedia
SportsRe: Here Are The Most Goals Ever Scored In A Football Match - You Won't Believe It! by simp4rebel(op): 5:57pm On Feb 14, 2024
36-0: Arbroath v Bon Accord

Arbroath 36–0 Bon Accord is the result of a football match between Arbroath and Bon Accord which took place on 12 September 1885.

It held the largest margin of victory in professional football until the 31 October 2002 match between AS Adema and SO l'Emyrne, a thrown game where SO l'Emyrne scored deliberate own goals in a protest against prior officiating decisions.

The referee for this match was Dave Stormont.
Source: Wikipedia
SportsHere Are The Most Goals Ever Scored In A Football Match - You Won't Believe It! by simp4rebel(op): 5:56pm On Feb 14, 2024
149-0: AS Adema vs Stade Olympique de l'Emyrne

AS Adema 149-0 SO l'Emyrne was an association football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Toamasina, Madagascar.

It holds the world record for the highest scoreline in any association football match, recognised by The Guinness Book of Records.

SO l'Emyrne (SOE) intentionally lost the game against their arch-rivals AS Adema in a pre-planned protest over refereeing decisions that had gone against them during a previous four-team playoff tournament.

Prior to this match, the previous highest scoreline was 36-0, from when Arbroath beat Bon Accord in the Scottish Cup in 1885.
Source: Wikipedia
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 11:00am On Feb 09, 2024
grin
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 11:46pm On Feb 08, 2024
faxana:
The rat get expensive taste grin
😂
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 7:02pm On Feb 08, 2024
kingthreat:
Pray that rat never do you strong thing in this life.
😂
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 7:02pm On Feb 08, 2024
smiley
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 5:38pm On Feb 08, 2024
grin
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 5:30pm On Feb 08, 2024
chukskafor:
Either that RAT was imported from NIGERIA or it had it's master's degree from a Nigerian ratatouille institution 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 5:29pm On Feb 08, 2024
smiley
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 5:27pm On Feb 08, 2024
valentineuwakwe:
Despite whatever we are going through as individuals and as nigerians, collectively we made ourselves proud....no doubt this is the BEST time to be a Nigerian!
Absolutely
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 5:25pm On Feb 08, 2024
SuperOnyi:
shocked



Great thread grin
Thank you!
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 5:24pm On Feb 08, 2024
SETHARTHUR:
Thief's everywhere
grin
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 11:30am On Feb 08, 2024
grin

CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 11:18am On Feb 08, 2024
smiley
SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 11:18am On Feb 08, 2024
smiley
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 10:21am On Feb 08, 2024
gasparpisciotta:
I smell a rat from human interventions
grin
CrimeRe: Hungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op):
For context, $18,000 is around 25 million naira based on the current dollar rate shocked

Nlfpmod Mynd44 Seun
CrimeHungry Rat Breaks Into A Bank ATM And Eat $18,000 Worth Of Cash by simp4rebel(op): 9:47am On Feb 08, 2024
A hungry rat breaks into a bank ATM in India and eat $18,000 worth of cash

When bank technicians in India were finally summoned to investigate why an ATM (automated teller machine) had not been working for days, they began to smell a rat.

What they found inside the ATM was almost $18,000 worth of shredded Indian rupee notes and one dead rodent that had somehow eluded the machine's security camera for its next, and last meal.

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:22am On Feb 08, 2024
.

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:20am On Feb 08, 2024
smiley

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:19am On Feb 08, 2024
wink

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:16am On Feb 08, 2024
smiley

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:14am On Feb 08, 2024
see DSTV again

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 9:06am On Feb 08, 2024
grin

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 8:56am On Feb 08, 2024
cheesy

SportsRe: Checkout The Hillarious Trolling By Nigerians Online After Semi Final Win by simp4rebel(op): 11:00pm On Feb 07, 2024
YoungLionken:
Please do without hesitation brother, God bless you cool...
Amen! I hope you enjoyed the thread. Nairaland must not miss out!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)