₦airaland Forum

Sijo01:
What should we do with this na?

. good question begging for answer

Adeyeancah:
. E DEY PAIN YOU,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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pain me as how

Adeyeancah:
. E DEY PAIN YOU,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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pain me as how

OnweB0B0:
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Yess Oo, We(Arsenal) are de only team dt defeated bayern dx season We don spoil their Unbeaten shiii .

I tell u bro. we re winning at allienz arena too. I

like if ur team is the only team to have beaten Bayern Munich dis season.

I used to think the statement above can never be true. But I was wrong. And now I know.
In the light of the remarkable achievements by some corrupt Nigerian women of substance, I hereby tender an unreserved apology and sing their praises:

1. Diezani Alison-Madueke I hail you! You proved me wrong by being at the centre of every embezzlement scandals that took place in the NNPC plus being accused of spending N10b of state funds to charter, operate and maintain a jet for her personal use. I even hear say your kain stealing don enter first for Guinness Book of Records.

2. Ngozi Okondo-Iweala how ya side? Thank you for proving me wrong with your abracadabra "fraudonomics" policies plus being accused of stealing $1b while serving as finance minister in Jonathan’s administration. Few weeks ago, you were demanded to explain the whereabout of the $1.005b loan obtained from China in 2012 under Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan. We still dey wait for proper explanation, madam.

3. Marilyn Ogar nko? My Ex-madam DSS with all your stern look, toughness and the demand of your office, you still had the time to play "politricks" and in the process collected bribes shortly before the governorship elections in Osun state from the Petroleum Products Marketing Company to supply lorry-loads of dual purpose kerosene.

I hail you our women of substance. Women dey try sha o!

I never finish o!

4. Madam Toyin Saraki, the able wife of the Senate President. I see your hand too. Not long ago you were invited by the EFCC to explain the strange inflow of funds into companies where you had interests when your husband was the governor of Kwara state. So you and your hubby dey do "love in Tokyo" and partnership for corruption.

5. Stela Oduah all my hands are up in praise of you o. You try for thief nor be small. When will you start driving the two bulletproof BMW cars you bought at inflated cost of N255m? You try so tey, you even got a court order restraining the EFCC from arresting and charging you to court.

6. Zainab Dakingari well done Hajia. I never knew that behind the hijab (veil) you always wear, you still see money well well so tey you were allegedly involved in a fraud worth N2b during your husband’s tenure as governor of Kebbi state. As the daughter of former President Umaru Yar’ Adua, will he be proud of you wherever he is?

7. Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello. Beeni, I dey throway salute o. You too were embroiled in a money laundering scandal worth N300m. But you said the money given to you by the Ministry of Health was spent for a bribe given to the members of the Senate Committee on Health. Bribe ke? Haba!

I still dey sing praises of Nigerian women of timbre and calibre o. I mean those who are proving that, "anything a man can do, a woman can do better."

8. Patricia Olubunmi Etteh. Thumbs up my ex-Speaker of the Nigerian House of Representatives for spending N628m on renovations of your official residence and that of your deputy plus buying 12 official cars for the House of Representatives. I never knew car purchasing was part of your duty o!

9. Cecilia Ibru. I bow in awe of you. You try nor be small. You were said to be involved in one of the biggest female corruption scandals in the history of Nigeria, laundering of N15b and about 120 other offences, including insider trading, wire fraud, abuse of office, fraudulent abuse of process of award of facilities and fraudulent manipulation of the capital markets. As Mama Peace talkam, "Chai, chai, chai, daris God o!"

10. Dr. Ndidi Okereke. You have done well my ex-madam NSE. You try so tey for corruption dem accuse u of misappropriation of funds and fraudulent transactions including purchase of N186m worth of wrist watches without proper accounts and a yacht for N39m.

Haba Nigerian women are trying o. They are really proving that, "whatever a man can do, a woman can do lots better." And I concur!

Please, stand up for the Nigerian women of corruption scandals. Hail them! Praise them! Comment on them!

shuuuu, Lord av mercy.

Nicur:
FA CUP, Welbeck at Manchester United 13years - 0 fa cup, At Arsenal 1year - 1 FA cup!!

. talk of d century.

kazmanbanjoko:
What if nigeria no get oil, wont we find other means to survive.

. agriculture was our main stay before d exploration of oil. ND Nigeria was great then. cocoa house is one of d gains from agric, all d first generation universities was built by proceeds from agric. our major express roads too. etc.

Sunnymatey:
From ur analysis, and if their rating is based on this, l think OBJ has more questions to answer especially, he doubling as President and at the same time petroleum minister. He actually took Nigerians for a right.

. baba iyabo milked naija die bro.

Ariyke:
Source

. www.ifa.com

Tunnamania:
what's your source?

. www.Americawillknow.com

Oh God,pls guide and support this man called Buhari to make this past 1970's things happened again
HISTORY OF FUEL PRICE INCREASE IN NIGERIA
Gowon: 1973 (6 kobo to 8.45 kobo)
Murtala: 1976 (8.45 kobo to 9 kobo)
Obasanjo: 1 Oct., 1978 (9 kobo to 15.3kobo)
Shagari: 20 Apr., 1982 (15.3 kobo to 20 kobo)
Buhari: No Increase or Decrease
Babangida: 31 Mar., 1986 (20 kobo to 39.5 kobo)
Babangida: 10 Apr., 1988 (39.5 kobo to 42 kobo)
Babangida: 1 Jan., 1989 (42 kobo to 60 kobo)
{Private Vehicles}
Babangida: 6 Mar., 1991 (60 kobo to 70 kobo)
Shonekan: 8 Nov., 1993 (70 kobo to #5)
Abacha: 22 Nov., 1993 (#5 to #3.25k){price drop}
Abacha: 2 Oct., 1994 (#3.25k to #15)
Abacha: 4 Oct., 1994 (#15 to #11){price drop}
Abdussalam: 20 Dec., 1998 (#11 to #25)
Abdussalam: 6 Jan., 1999 (#25 to #20){price
drop}
Obasanjo: 1 June, 2000 (#20 to #30)
Obasanjo: 8 June, 2000 (#30 to #22){price drop}
Obasanjo: 1 Jan., 2002 (#22 to #26)
Obasanjo: June, 2003: (#26 to #42)
Obasanjo: 29 May, 2004 (#42 to #50)
Obasanjo: 25 Aug., 2004 (#50 to #65)
Obasanjo: 27 May, 2007 (#65 to #75)
'Yar Adua: June, 2007 (#75 to #65){price drop}
GEJ: 1 Jan., 2012 (#65 to #141)
GEJ(Labour strike forced him): 17 Jan., 2012 (#
141 to #97)
FROM GOWON TO JONATHAN, BUHARI IS THE
ONLY LEADER THAT NEVER TOUCHED THE
PRICE OF FUEL,
'YAR ADUA was the only leader who did not
increase, rather he reduced the pump price from #
75 to #65 (May his soul rest in perfect peace). another reason we should have hope that this regime will be good for us all. Sai Baba the change has come.

sud in case, ftc. OK o we don hear

Over time I've discovered there is no absolute
finish line for everyone in the race of life.
Our tracks are different and our durations are
different.
The only thing we have in common is the same
empire.
For instance, one person graduates @ age 20 &
struggles for another 5 yrs to get a job, another
might graduate @ 25 & get a job immediately.
One can marry a virgin & wait for the next
decade to have the blessings of children,
another lady probably after having series of
abortions in her past, becomes a mother almost
immediately after marriage.
A fellow becomes MD @ 38 & dies @ 56, another
becomes MD @ 55 & lives to 90.
What a life? Life is full of twists, turns, ups &
downs & many more surprises & disappointments
. Life offers each & everyone of us different
opportunities & once an opportunity is lost, it's
gone forever except by the grace of God.
It is up to each one of us to patiently prepare,
wait, recognise & utilise every opportunity.
We learn on the way. No one has it all or knows
it all. There is a reason why we all don't fall @
the same time, It's so that when one is down,
weak & discouraged; the other who is strong can
encourage & lift the other person.
God never promises that the road would be easy,
but he promised never to leave or forsake us.
Although life is complicated, let us learn to go
easy on ourselves and trust that God is working
it all out for our good (even if it doesn't make
sense now).
Whatever trials, challenges or down times we
face, all shall pass & in due course, we will be
up & strong again to lift up those who may be
down around us.
NEVER LOSE HOPE... We all have a story to tell
someday..
Do have a Lovely Day.

teebabsman:
na Sudan or Niger

.lolz u can't be serious

kennynelcon:
Hahahaha. no b half time, Na full time.

but wait o, when They saw Burkina girls play They said They no br.east, now these set wants to prove them wrong and They are complaining.

Africa is a continent not a country, naija girls go for ABS,

. are u trying to say they re from Burkina faso?

unikiloy:
There's nothing wrong with this. They might be Christian Women celebrating the Mothers Day with Football match. I truly admire their courage and strength............ Footballers.....and Nursing Mothers. Please they should be brought to limelight and be encouraged by their country.

. did u jes said nothing is wrong with this One plenty is wrong with it ooooo.

this can't be true o. and if it's true, I think it doesn't speak well of African female football. *mod do d needful please*

the federal ministry of education fct is presently on fire. the cause of death fire is yet to known.

fireforfire:
pls Whats d meaning of "shoro niyen"?

. "is that a talk"

they ( buhari/osinbajo) did promise uninterrupted power supply 24/7 by 2019 oooooooooo.

CountDracula:
Yes! Me!

. noted

tpiaT:
Don't be a hero .

. u said what??

CountDracula:
So everybody is a hero? I never really liked d hero stuff jo... Abeg give me one bad villain like doctor hannibal lecter

. lolz. everybody sud be an hero na. dunno any villain ooo. or duyu know any??

# to me, there are Different Kind Of Hero#
-A hero to me is not just a person who died for
their country or went inside a burning building or
stuff like that.
-A hero to me is a single mother who survives
everyday by herself.
-A teenager against all odds getting through life.
-An alcoholic walking into a rehab center.
-A father being not just a father but a friend, a
caregiver, supporter, a brick wall for his kids.
-A friend who no matter what or how wrong you
are standing up for you and taking your side.
-A hero who no matter how hard they are being
hit or pushed or beat down,
no matter how bad they are emotionally or
physically or psychologically they stand up and
keep going.
They push through the pain of life, love, kids,
work, school, drugs, sports, parents, heartbreak,
alcohol, that to me is a hero.
-A person who isn't just there, but is ther e
living, breathing, and surviving.
feel free to add yours.

Ashkormissy:
Ma pics re coming in soon. Ilorin to Abuja.... But na wheelbarrow me go take do ma waka.

. who will be pushing the barrow??

Hopez456:
Blaring sound is enough to make some look out for where it is coming from. sort of advert u knw

. I know. buh thinking that's not d main advert gangan. the real advert is how good his cuts are.

espn:
Dis shouldn't be on NL haba.. common reasoning will definitely tell u d correlation between dis.

. please explain further. how will common sense explain d correlation?

Emteebee:
It motivates them, it energizes them. Just imagine how boring their work will be if the were no music playing. But with music, their mind is always engaged. I don't know how to explain it real deep. Don't you listen to music when bored ?

. those old barbers don't play music and their work was never boring.

Hopez456:
There's none my dear, they're playing the music to attract customers and to enjoy themselves while cutting the hair. Nothing more.

. how does music attracts customer(s)?

please my fellow nairalanders. am curious abt this. mostly all barbing salon u see around will have a speaker facing outside blasting music very loudly. I have noticed this in various towns and cities. and the little ones that doesn't have a speaker outside will be playing music inside shop wit full blast (as in very loud). why this?? Barbers in this house over to you. I jus wanna know.

baybeeboi:
what is Tonto Dike?

. Co-ask??