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HealthRe: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Simplefaithy(m): 9:19am On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, I'm very serious here. It can be annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter. I really want a solution to this. If you have any, please do recommend. Thanks..
You've know the remedy already na, you said whenever you take milk is when you do fart like that.
So stop taking milk, take your pap with original honey.
Problem solved.
BusinessRe: NDIC Calls On Depositors In 20 Liquidated Banks To Claim Their Money by Simplefaithy(m): 9:09pm On Sep 13, 2022
Na only Allied bank I Sabi for the list.
Ooshe o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 8th February 2022 by Simplefaithy(m): 9:19pm On Feb 08, 2022
Links
EducationRe: Email: What Do CC And BCC Mean? by Simplefaithy(m): 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2021
Thanks to the OP for this info.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Sunderland EFL Cup (5 - 1) On 21st December 2021 by Simplefaithy(m): 9:20pm On Dec 21, 2021
Na fire for fire be this match o
SportsRe: Israel Adesanya Retains UFC Middleweight Title, Defeats Vettori by Simplefaithy(m): 8:20am On Jun 13, 2021
1kinggy:
Are they in the same weight class? Who is in the heavier weight class?
Co-ask ooo, I was even thinking kamaru .class is higher than isreal's own
PoliticsRe: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by Simplefaithy(m): 7:46pm On Dec 26, 2020
But survival fund is not a loan, it's a grant now.
NYSCRe: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Simplefaithy(m): 7:49pm On Nov 15, 2020
I was punished on two different occasions, at dakingeri camp 2012 batch c. firstly by the officer in charge of our platoon (platoon 10), for not carrying out instructions properly during match past. secondly, all of us were asked to kneel down hands up and eyes closed for offence we didn't commit oo. the soldiers came around twelve midnight to chase us all out without clothes oo for close to three hours we were there serving punishment. it wasn't easy men.
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Is Down All Over The World by Simplefaithy(m): 9:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
me self dey reason am now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by Simplefaithy(m): 9:46pm On Feb 17, 2020
mod do the needful
SportsRe: Okocha Consoling Crying Kanu After 2000 Nations Cup Final Loss (Throwback Photo) by Simplefaithy(m): 6:42pm On Jun 15, 2019
jeeqaa7:
Who sew that jersey?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Its agbada jersey
#Banbe in yoruba
FamilyRe: What Is The One Thing Guests Usually Do At Your Place You Do Not Like? by Simplefaithy(m): 6:40pm On Jun 15, 2019
Aabheaven:
Ok, One thing guests usually do at my place I do not like especially ladies is not knowing when to leave and it is sometimes annoying. I will have to pretend am going out so that they will understand. Some male folks can be coming when u are done cooking and about to eat always. Lets make it fun.



L
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How do you measure overstayhuh
Nairaland GeneralWho Coined This Term??? by Simplefaithy(op): 6:26am On Apr 23, 2018
from my observations right from young age to this my present age, in Nigeria here (dunno of other west African countries oo) whenever power authority restores power supply people both young and old will be saying #UP NEPA. shouting will be the case if the light out had been for several days or weeks kwa. Even after phcn took over the power supply this #UP NEPA of a thing still continues. please my fellow nairalanders help my curiosity. thanks
TravelRe: Family Cheats Death After Their Car Fell Into A Ditch While Dodging Pothole.PICS by Simplefaithy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 09, 2018
Evablizin:
shocked


God is great and He holds the key to everyone's life,once it is not your time to die,the enemy is planning and working in vain.
thank God you know this. this is what I've been saying since "there is nothing like untimely death" once its not your time nothing fit kill you. but when its your time ordinary slap go kill you.
Christianity EtcRe: How Good Is Electricity Supply In Your Area During This Christmas? by Simplefaithy(m): 3:10pm On Dec 26, 2017
I mustn't miss post like this. no light here since January of this year up till this moment. Alikinla street, surulere area, Ilorin. transformer issue
CultureAkudaaya (reincarnation), The Yoruba Belief That Is No More. by Simplefaithy(op): 8:01am On Dec 25, 2017
Each ethnic groups have their own beliefs, many of which are no more presently thanks to advancement in technology that help those of us that always question these beliefs. one of such Yoruba beliefs is AKUDAAYA, because since the advent of mobile means of communication where info can be shared quickly then all other means of passing around message, we've seized to hear of any AKUDAAYA again. for close to ten years now that GSM yaff come no more AKUDAAYA.
please if you know of any in the last eight years kindly furnish us with it.
AKUDAAYA my foot.
#Oya let's talk oo
cc @seun @lalastical
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carabao Cup: Bristol City Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 20th December 2017 by Simplefaithy(m): 10:11pm On Dec 20, 2017
mod na man u fan
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m): 9:39pm On Oct 13, 2017
shumuel:
I dont use any courier service, at least not yet,, i send it through those who are returning abroad, it's when they get over there that they share it, it would had already been packaged and labeled with their names on it.
aiit. noted. Thanks
FamilyRe: Father Bathes His New Born Baby: "My Wife Needs Rest" (Photos) by Simplefaithy(m): 10:43pm On Oct 12, 2017
ekems2017:
In my country Nigeria? This is great.
can do more than that for u
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m): 10:37pm On Oct 12, 2017
shumuel:
It does o, because you can't just take it with you on a flight, they would disallow you, it must be with the laugages,, you know it smells a lot and the guard dogs would pick it up easily.

Anyways, i buy it in large contities, de-born and break it into smaller pieces or break it into two, then package it for families and friends abroad, i don't just send it abroad, i send it to only people i know, therefore i need no regrestration nor certification.
how often do you sends yours? how many kg (as in weight)heard it must nt be above 20kg, whc courier service do you normally use?
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m): 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2017
shumuel:
I'm sorry about that, really really sorry,, but were you not the one who called me ?

I dont reply PMs anymore, please look for a dead or silent thread here on Nairaland that you had commented on, edit your comment or mention, input whatever you would like to discuss with me, add my moniker ''Shumuel'' and i would reply you in the same manner
I was not the one ooo. aiit wil do that
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m): 7:26pm On Oct 12, 2017
shumuel:
It does o, because you can't just take it with you on a flight, they would disallow you, it must be with the laugages,, you know it smells a lot and the guard dogs would pick it up easily.

Anyways, i buy it in large contities, de-born and break it into smaller pieces or break it into two, then package it for families and friends abroad, i don't just send it abroad, i send it to only people i know, therefore i need no regrestration nor certification.
try and reply me pleaseeeeeeeees
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m):
shumuel:
It does o, because you can't just take it with you on a flight, they would disallow you, it must be with the laugages,, you know it smells a lot and the guard dogs would pick it up easily.

Anyways, i buy it in large contities, de-born and break it into smaller pieces or break it into two, then package it for families and friends abroad, i don't just send it abroad, i send it to only people i know, therefore i need no regrestration nor certification.
yeah. that's NYC. I'm planning something of such very soon. whc courier service do you normally use and how often do you send them abroad? and in how many kg (as in weight) thanks in anticipation
BusinessRe: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Simplefaithy(m): 6:13pm On Oct 10, 2017
shumuel:
i dey come grin

17. Home and Beauty products: you can start making Liquid soap, Perfumes, shampoo, Lotion, body cream, facial creams for less than N50,000K, you can start making any one of this products with just N5000, even all kinds of Wall paints too, and all the chemical needed are available in Ojota market.

18. Garri Ijebu Business: we all love our most drinkable garri made from cassava, it is even most demanded in the UK and US, not only by Nigerians abroad but also by the foreigners. Do you know the bags of garri ijebu is very cheap in Ijebu or Abeokuta, Ogun state ? Run down to Ogun state and get it cheap, but you would need your N50,000K to start this business.

19. Smoke fish Exportation: Most Nigerians abroad, especially those in the Uk demands our local dishes a lot, and smoke fish(Ejakika) and (Ejashawa) are one of the most demanded by Nigerians abroad, 40 pieces of smoke fish goes for N2000-N5000, depending on the size.
shumuel:
i dey come grin

17. Home and Beauty products: you can start making Liquid soap, Perfumes, shampoo, Lotion, body cream, facial creams for less than N50,000K, you can start making any one of this products with just N5000, even all kinds of Wall paints too, and all the chemical needed are available in Ojota market.

18. Garri Ijebu Business: we all love our most drinkable garri made from cassava, it is even most demanded in the UK and US, not only by Nigerians abroad but also by the foreigners. Do you know the bags of garri ijebu is very cheap in Ijebu or Abeokuta, Ogun state ? Run down to Ogun state and get it cheap, but you would need your N50,000K to start this business.

19. Smoke fish Exportation: Most Nigerians abroad, especially those in the Uk demands our local dishes a lot, and smoke fish(Ejakika) and (Ejashawa) are one of the most demanded by Nigerians abroad, 40 pieces of smoke fish goes for N2000-N5000, depending on the size.
shumuel:
i dey come grin

17. Home and Beauty products: you can start making Liquid soap, Perfumes, shampoo, Lotion, body cream, facial creams for less than N50,000K, you can start making any one of this products with just N5000, even all kinds of Wall paints too, and all the chemical needed are available in Ojota market.

18. Garri Ijebu Business: we all love our most drinkable garri made from cassava, it is even most demanded in the UK and US, not only by Nigerians abroad but also by the foreigners. Do you know the bags of garri ijebu is very cheap in Ijebu or Abeokuta, Ogun state ? Run down to Ogun state and get it cheap, but you would need your N50,000K to start this business.

19. Smoke fish Exportation: Most Nigerians abroad, especially those in the Uk demands our local dishes a lot, and smoke fish(Ejakika) and (Ejashawa) are one of the most demanded by Nigerians abroad, 40 pieces of smoke fish goes for N2000-N5000, depending on the size.
smoked fish exportation needs certification or not?
please kindly enlighten me on this cox I Wil like to explore that area
SportsRe: Gernot Rohr Releases Eagles' Squad For Nigeria Vs Zambia Match (See Full List) by Simplefaithy(m): 6:17pm On Sep 26, 2017
DeutschJunge:
I just don't understand how a player plays defense in his club but comes to Nigeria and play striker?

Funny how leicester has turned assembly for Nigerian players and non of them are in the first team.
u sure u do watch Leicester at all? Wilfred is not a starter abihuh
CelebritiesRe: Hamisa Mobetho: Before & After Bleaching Photos Of Diamondplatinumz Babymama by Simplefaithy(m): 3:52pm On Sep 26, 2017
Florblu:
Black is beautiful even though i'm not black
and it's fadeless.
TravelRe: People Killed In Kaduna As Driver Was Evading FRSC Officials (Graphic Photos) by Simplefaithy(m): 9:46pm On Sep 25, 2017
Sleyanya1:
Good Evening.

As a discuss between two minds so I can suggest messenger chat, WhatsApp etc as long as you're comfortable with it. Hope you're good?
whatsapp is ok +2348028671299 I'm good. u?
TravelRe: People Killed In Kaduna As Driver Was Evading FRSC Officials (Graphic Photos) by Simplefaithy(m): 6:48pm On Sep 25, 2017
Sleyanya1:
It's just so deep, we can't share all our thoughts about it here.
Peace to you too.
really, where do you suggest we can share it?
TravelRe: People Killed In Kaduna As Driver Was Evading FRSC Officials (Graphic Photos) by Simplefaithy(m): 5:23am On Sep 21, 2017
Sleyanya1:
OK that's your opinion dear & I respect it.


But to me Untimely death happens when the victim haven't fulfilled his/her life's purpose here on earth.
.
remember man proposes nd God disposes. So God's decisions are timely. that's whr am driving at. peace.
TravelRe: People Killed In Kaduna As Driver Was Evading FRSC Officials (Graphic Photos) by Simplefaithy(m): 9:03pm On Sep 20, 2017
Sleyanya1:
angry



OMG.... sad
There's nothing I hate more than sudden untimely deaths.

R.I.P to the dead.

May God Keep preserving us all even if it means delaying that call, appointment, bank alert, friend, etc for a few seconds more.
is there anything like "untimely death"? person die at his or her destined time. that's all
FamilyRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If Your Mum Is A Typical African Mum by Simplefaithy(m): 5:13pm On Sep 20, 2017
shinarlaura:
Yes and I believe it's up there in heaven
so how can a sleeping person watch over you. that's my point??
FamilyRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If Your Mum Is A Typical African Mum by Simplefaithy(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2017
shinarlaura:
Hahahaha.... I can relate to all..I miss my mum.. I love u mum. I know u re up there watching over me. I ll make u proud tongue tongue
up where?? thought she has gone to the Lord to goan rest foreverhuh

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