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Politics › Re: Soludo’s Policy: Anambra Touts Beat Keke Driver To Stupor For Refusing To Pay Th by simpleseyi: 9:04am On Mar 20, 2022
Is that MC Oluomo ?

And these idiots claim only Tinubu empowers touts.
Politics › Re: Bandits Occupy 12 LGAs As Flood Displaces 4,000 In 7 Niger Communities by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Mar 20, 2022
Niger governor who is IBB and Abdulsalami in-law will never talk because he wants to be in Buhari'd good book. One of the useless youths given opportunity
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Asks Muslims To Create Political Departments Like Redeemed Church by simpleseyi: 8:30am On Mar 20, 2022
akoraye:
Tinubu just made me loose Interest in his presidential ambition with this his sense!e$$ statement. Walahi!
Yes, he has lost your one vote, but gained thousands of other votes
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Asks Muslims To Create Political Departments Like Redeemed Church by simpleseyi: 8:29am On Mar 20, 2022
Veggieseedies:
U go die for this your "life support" ambitious
He will live beyond you.
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Asks Muslims To Create Political Departments Like Redeemed Church by simpleseyi: 8:27am On Mar 20, 2022
Very good.

Copy whatever good other political groups are doing and leave out their mistakes. That's how to grow.

Muslims too have started doing Asalatu on Sundays and even midnight vigil on New Year eve.
Politics › Re: Protests Erupt In Italy, Bulgaria Against Arms Supplies To Ukraine by simpleseyi: 8:25am On Mar 20, 2022
RichDad1:
Coming from a Nairaland war analyst, armed with a cheap Android phone and probably bonus data.
No reason for NATO existence indeed.
Show us the picture of your own expensive Android or IOS phone. I am very surprised that people who are not smart can still use smartphones.
Politics › Re: Electoral Act: Deletion Of Section 84 (12) ‘A Great Error’ - Falana by simpleseyi: 8:20am On Mar 20, 2022
Toks2008:
Confusion everywhere.

All I know is that Osinbajo will declare his intent to be the CEO of Nigeria and when he does, the hosts of heaven will back him, Nigerians home and away will rejoice, on the day he declares, there will be rejoicing all over the land of Nigeria.

He will contest and he will win.

I present to you the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria.
We told you that we are ready to fight dirty, and we mean it.

If Osinbajo declares, that will make him another Judas, the traitor. We all know how Judas ended
Politics › Re: Convention: 19 APC Youth Leader Aspirants, Others Join Dada's Campaign Team by simpleseyi: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2022
Where is his CV. No useless jobless youth like Dino Melaye will occupy any position in Nigeria again. So post his CV here, let's scrutinize him.
Politics › Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by simpleseyi: 10:27pm On Mar 19, 2022
Malory:
White Witches indeed. Tinubu has started 'fighting dirty' just like he promised
Say anything you like, we are ready to fight dirty with anybody.
Politics › Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by simpleseyi: 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2022
edoairways:
Osibanjo is the president of Nigeria by 2023
Edo no be Nigeria oooo
Politics › Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by simpleseyi: 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2022
flemsy15:
Witches have joined in dropping prophesies too in this country
If so called men of God can drop prophecies that never came to pass, why won't dump witches not do same.

If you call yourself a witch in any Arab country, you will be beheaded at the market square. I think they are following the part of the Bible that says 'never suffer a witch to live".
Politics › Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by simpleseyi: 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Since the mere commissioner/Buhari house boy is a Christian and a redeemed pastor, he's going to doubt this and still go ahead to contest because it's from Witches


If I were him, I will listen to this people, because they are the only group that speaks nothing but the truth. But sadly, the mere commissioner house boy will doubt this and go and disgrace his family.

I still remember when this group told Tinubu that he's going to urinate on himself and that which he's planning to be will not come to pass, I personally doubted them, not untill the first thing they say will happen to Tinubu happened, the second one is yet to happen, which without doubt is going to happen soon.
And this poster too is someone's child. And some children will be unfortunate to have this poster as mother.

Mind you, your father will prostrate if he is lucky enough to meet this "mere commissioner" one on one. Even the Almajari that called him mere commissioner has been retired to his village to sleep at the door of the Emir because his father's house has been demolished by one of the "mere commissioner:s" boys who unseated all his stooges including the uncoth Almajari himself
Politics › Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by simpleseyi: 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2022
They are MAD. Osinbajo is not contesting, not because of the dump witches, but because he will not bite the fingers of Tinubu that fed him.
Family › Re: Dad Rejoices, Thank God And FG As Daughter Return From Ukraine by simpleseyi: 6:53pm On Mar 19, 2022
Treasure17:
The fatherly love there. I rejoice with you sir. Can I pluck the beautiful flower from your garden?
The gardener is very possessive, he may render you handicap.
Family › Re: Dad Rejoices, Thank God And FG As Daughter Return From Ukraine by simpleseyi: 6:46pm On Mar 19, 2022
Acidosis:
LMAO grin

Hard guy, hard guy. Na woman go soften his heart las las cheesy
I still dey watch am oooo. He is just 10, but he gave no fucck yesterday, has no fucck to give today, and probably won't have any fucck to give tomorrow.

Anyway, I am trying to teach him human empathy, because it's important for him to care about other people. So that he won't grow up to be heartless like all these our politicians.
Family › Re: Dad Rejoices, Thank God And FG As Daughter Return From Ukraine by simpleseyi: 6:44pm On Mar 19, 2022
Okay. FG really tried on this evacuation. Even US has not done up to what our FG has done.

However, this does not erase the fact that this government is useless and Ogun go kill all of them
Family › Re: Dad Rejoices, Thank God And FG As Daughter Return From Ukraine by simpleseyi: 6:41pm On Mar 19, 2022
I don't understand the attachment between daughters and their Daddy. My 8 years old daughter wants me by her side every minute. My son gives no damn about nobody. If you like, go out and never return, my son won't notice.
Politics › Re: APC: Governors Draw Battle Line With Aso Rock Cabal by simpleseyi: 6:29pm On Mar 19, 2022
cktheluckyman:
grin Section 84(12) died yesterday.Tinubu and his minions should mourn their losses and move on
You will drink Sniper insecticide when Tinubu is sworn in as President in 2023.

Tinubu prefers direct primary where all party members will vote. That is the true democracy. If however, indirect primary is decided, Tinubu has more than enough money to bug all the delegates. Or have you seen any other political animal in Nigeria that can match Tinubu's money? When Atikuchukwu Abubakar came to Lagos with his dollars in 2014 for the APC primary, Tinubu humbled Atikuchukwu and disgraced his dollars by outspending Atikuchukwu and buying the ticket for the lifeless terrorist named Buhari. That is what Wike the wicked could not achieve for Tambuwal in 2019.

As for the controversial section, tell me who in the current government is planning to contest against Tinubu? None. Osinbajo cannot try it. He won't get a single vote at the primary. Anyway, he will vote for himself shaaa
Politics › Re: Kinsmen, Loyalists Mobilise To ‘Bring Back’ Ambode by simpleseyi: 6:27pm On Mar 19, 2022
funshint:
He's coming back to halt all the projects currently going on like he did to the light-rail abi? No room sir!
We will whip the idiot at the market square
Politics › Re: Kinsmen, Loyalists Mobilise To ‘Bring Back’ Ambode by simpleseyi: 6:24pm On Mar 19, 2022
They will all weep. Let him go to PDP so that it will be an eazy win for Sanwo-Olu and APC.

Nobody wants to see the black fat ugly nincompoop with an untrained wife.
Crime › Re: After Taking N10.7m Ransom, Kidnappers Promised They Won’t Abduct Us In Future by simpleseyi: 4:10pm On Mar 19, 2022
Buhari's brothers again?

Definitely, this Buhari will one day be prosecuted for internal crimes against Southern Nigeria.
Culture › Re: Low Turnout As Oluwo Of Iwo Marries Kano Princess by simpleseyi: 4:02pm On Mar 19, 2022
SATANICALLY:
irdaus, who is a niece to the present Emir of Kano, Alhaji Aminu Ado Bayero, had her diploma in Catering from the Kano State Polytechnic.

She was earlier married but her husband is now deceased.

https://dailytrust.com/breaking-low-turnout-as-oluwo-of-iwo-marries-kano-princess
So, this drug addict King went all the way to Kano get a semi-literate second hand Almajari. This is ridiculous. A widow with only a Diploma in Catering. This King needs to change what he smokes. The other time, it was one Jamaican Olosho that he was carrying about.
Politics › Re: El Rufai Threatens Revolt Over Buni Leadership by simpleseyi: 7:50am On Mar 19, 2022
Onepeople:
The Tinubu branch of APC supporters will tell you their is nothing to worry about, infact Tinubu is working with Buni to achieve his long time ambition of ruling Nigeria. All this charade going on is under thieftinubu control.
The thread is about El-Rufai, but idiots will still bring Tinubu unto it. Even Obiano whose wife was given brain reset slap and who was arrested by EFCC, idiots still brought Tinubu's name into it
Politics › Re: Toyin Abraham, Other Celebrities Criticised For Accepting Award From Lagos State by simpleseyi: 10:08pm On Mar 18, 2022
Mind your business
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Ready To Stone Any Idiot Who Wants to Fight Dirty by simpleseyi: 9:06pm On Mar 18, 2022
Zikojukwu:
Imagine a dead man claiming he wants to save the living?
Because your father was stoned to death, that should not make you want to stone other people's father. If you tty it, you will be arrested and publicly stoned to death just like those before you.

Meanwhile, the idiot that drew the carton is truly talented. We won't let him waste, we will give him a more responsible job.

However, don't miss the message, we are ready to fight dirty in case any idiot wants to be unfortunate in life

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