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EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 4:17pm On Jul 01, 2013
[quote author=imsu.boi]Imo State University won't be admitting law students this year[/quote]So what will the applicants do?
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:00pm On Jul 01, 2013
1.C
2.B
3.B
4.D
5.A
6.C
7.A
8.A
9.D
10.B
EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 2:40pm On Jul 01, 2013
Firstly, imsu.boi, you are doing a fine job.. welldone
And pls why isnt law included in the exam timetable?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Be Deaf To NEGATIVITY by simplifier(f): 4:40pm On Jun 27, 2013
Wonderful piece
LiteratureRe: Word Of The Day- Improve Your Vocab by simplifier(f): 1:46pm On Jun 27, 2013
Querulous
Expressing a complaint, carping
usage
Kofsy gave a querulous comment about her friend's posting more than one word a day
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 1:34pm On Jun 20, 2013
Sholani: Sent to all
pls i sent a mail to you ooh, just incase sha, ruthstreasure22@yahoo.com (unilorin) and (imsu)
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 10:21am On Jun 20, 2013
1D
2A
3C
4D
5B
6A
7C
8B
9B
10C
11A
12A
13D
14A
15D
16A
17B
18B
19C
20A
21B
22B
23D
24C
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EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:17pm On Jun 19, 2013
Torch1: Is there any one without pix?
Yes,
check your result slip, there isnt a picture there, except the original
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 1:51pm On Jun 17, 2013
promisechild: Correction

1.1847

2.May 25

3.1978

4.1993

5.1brahim babagida

6. tazania

7.Ivory coast

8.1919

9.Lord milner

10.50

Finest, did u cheat? tell the truth ooh

Simplifier 6/10 60%

Emekelvin 6/10 60%

Olalerey 1/10 10%

Omat 8/10 80%

Papindinho 6/10 60%

Fynestboi d lawyer 10/10 100%


More still coming
Finest, did you cheat? tell the truth ooh
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 5:00pm On Jun 14, 2013
promisechild: I would post the correction when I got home from my journey,still on the bus now from Abuja to osun la mercy la journey.... Also expect more stormy questions
Bon voyage, in as much as the questions are challenging, i am enjoying it, keep them coming smiley
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:30pm On Jun 14, 2013
Fynestboi: U GO USE BRAIN NA YOU KWN SAY THE TIN GO PLENTY ABI WTIN YOU THINK.......LOLZZZZZZZZ
But finest, that no 1 question, i was taught that liberia was never colonized, they have always been free
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:18pm On Jun 14, 2013
Fynestboi: oga taylor i nearly laff fall dwn from the bench i dey use sit u funny gan ooooo if you c dat kind question 4 pume wetin u go dohuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh lollllllllllllzzna guessing sure passss
Imagine, how many stars dey the us flag undecided
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:14pm On Jun 14, 2013
promisechild: 1.Liberia became independent in
A.1847 b.1858 c.1941 d.1936

2.The last governor election forum election was held in

A.may 19 b.may 21 c. may 24. D.may 25

3.The present nigeria national anthen arise o compatriot was composed in what year

A.1960 b.1963 c.1978 d. 1951

4.NAFDAC was established in

A.1990 b.1991 c 1993 d.1999

5.Economic diplomacy was introduced during the era of

A.tafawa balewa b.ibrahim babaginda c.buhari d.yakubu gowon

6.which of the following country does not belong to west africa

A.cape verde b.tazania c.liberia d.bukina faso

7.which of the following country recognised biafra republic

A.ghana b.comoro island c.eritea d.ivory coast

8.NCBWA was formed in Ghana in

A.1917 b.1919 c. 1920 d. 1923

9.The one time british prime minister that refused the request of the NCBWA was

A.magaret thatcher B.lord milner c.john major d.robert edison.

10 The united states of america flag has how many star

A.15 b.20 c.50 d.10


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1. D [2.C [3.C [4.C [5.C [6.B [7.D [8.C [9.A [10.C
See questions sha shocked shocked shocked
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 12:41pm On Jun 14, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: *rubs face again, sees the same thing and faints*
*pours water on him*
just take note of the corrections and study harder. same to me
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by simplifier(f): 3:17pm On Jun 13, 2013
[quote author=Anyi.]oya sorry...***rushes to buy juice to bribe this babe***[/quote]Mr Anyi, what is wrong with u, leave princesa alone *angrily collects the juice from him* angry angry angry
if she makes us wait any longer, we will leave the story for her to read after updating and comment!
1 Like
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by simplifier(f): 10:41am On Jun 13, 2013
princesa: if Friday counts as weekend, then it is wink


goodmorning allcheesy
Princesa, you are banned from posting except you want to update lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 12:02pm On Jun 12, 2013
Fynestboi: OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY 2008 POST UME TEST

1. Nigeria became a republic on
b. May 29, 1999 (b) October 1, 1960
c. January 1, 1966 (d) October, 1963

2. Which of the following is not one of the functions of the modern legislature?
a. Making laws
b. Collecting taxes
c. Ratification of treaties
d. Performing oversight functions

3. The French colonial policy of Assimilation was intended to
a. To transfer technology to Africa
b. To make Frenchmen out of Africans
c. To produce well educated Africans
d. To prepare Africans for the Olympic games

4. One of these is not a characteristic of the state
a. Selection of political leaders
b. A written constitution
c. Monopoly of the legitimate use of armed force
d. Sovereignty

5. The economic community of west African states was established in
a. May 1975 (b) May 1963
(c) May 1966 (d) May 1996

6. The European union (EU) is an
a. Economic organization
b. Association of former British colonies
c. Organization of European states
d. Union of European organization

7. What was the name of the highest ruling body during General Babangida’s rule?
a. The presidency
b. Armed forces ruling council
c. The National council of states
d. The federal executive council

8. One of the following is not a specialized agency of the united nations organization
a. Security council
b. International labour organization
c. World health Organization
d. UNESCO

9. Under which of the following conditions can a Nigeria be deprived of his or her
citizenship?
a. If married to a foreign national
b. b. If one holds a dual citizenship
c. c. If convicted of Armed robbery
d. d. If one buses the Nationalflag


10. The government of oneof the following countries operates an
unwritten constitution
a. The United states
b. The Union of Soviet SocialistRepublics
c. Post - apartheid South Africa
d. The United Kingdom

11. The oldest written constitution is
a. American Constitution
b. British Constitution
c. German Constitution
d. Roman constitution

12. The first indigenous Governor – General of Nigeriais
a. Donald Cameron
b. Sir Ames Robertson
c. Sir Adesoji Aderemi (the Oniof Ife)
d. Rt. Hon. Nnamdi Azikwe

13. The Action Group crisis was in which year?
a. 1966 b. 1962 c. 1963 d. 1965

14. Free education was introduced in west region by which of these premiers?
(a) chiefObafemi Awolowo
b. Chief S.L. Akintola
c. Chief Micheal Adekunle Ajasin
d. Chief Bola ge

15. What does INEC stand for?
a. Independent National Election Committee
b. Independent Newspapers Executive Committee
c. Independent National Export Council
d. Independent national Electoral
Commission

16. The EFCC was established to
a. Arrest and try corrupt politicians
b. Combat economic and financial crimes in Nigeria
c. Arrest, detain and prosecute corrupt state governors and legislators
d. Assist the World Bank in monitoring economic projects in Nigeria

17. The four British colonial territories in West Africa were
a. Senegal, Ghana, Sierra Leone and Nigeria
b. Nigeria, Ghana, Togo and Gambia
c. Nigeria, Ghana, Sierra Leone and Gambia
d. Gambia, Guinea, Ghana and Gabon


18. In many countries, citizenship can be acquired through the following processes except
a. Nationalization ­ b. Naturalization
c. Registration d. Birth

19. Which of the following does not describe
a party system ?
a. One dominant party system
b. Two party system
c. Three party system
d. Multi party system

20. Which of the following is not a feature of Nigeria’s electoral system?
a. Direct election
b. Proportional representation
c. General election d. Secret ballot

21. Laws made by local government are called
a. Acts of Parliament
b. Local Government Acts
c. Bye—Laws
d. Local Government Decrees

22. In the pre — colonial era, which of the following was not a feature of the emirate
administration?
a. Madawakin b. Waziri
c. Sarkin Dogari d. Sarkin Emir

23. Federalism was introduced in Nigeria by the
a. Lyttleton Constitution
b. Clifford Constitution
c. Macpherson Constitution
d. 1999 Constitution

24. ECOMOG was set up primarily to
a. Drive away the European from West Africa
b. Serve as a Peace keeping Force for
ECOWAS
c. Help Nigeria to control Africa
d. Promote rapid economic development among ECO WAS members

25. ____________The ­ principlesthat have
guided Nigeria’s foreign policy since independence include the following except
a. Peaceful coexistence
b. Legal equality of states
c. Political dependence
d. Non - alignment


26. The body charged with the trial of persons accused of crimes against humanity is
a. Criminal Court of Justice
b. International Criminal Court
c. International Court of Justice
d. ICPC


27. The independence of the Judiciary can be enhanced by the following except
a. When judges hold office fora fixed term
b. When judges cannot be removed from office even when they commit crimes
c. Appointment of judges by an independent body
d. Political neutrality of judges


let d paaro continua..
1.D [2.B [3.B [4.A [5.A [6.C [7.B [8.A [9.B [10.D [11.D [12.D [13.B [14.A [15.D [16.B [17.C [18.A [19.C [20.D [21.C [22.C [23.A [24.B [25.B [26.C [27.B
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 12:02pm On Jun 11, 2013
Fynestboi: OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY ENGLISH
2008 POST UME TEST
1. An autobiographical novel is:
a. A novel written about another novelist
b. A true account of a novelist’s life by himself
c. A novel in which the novelist draws mainly on materials from his own life
d. A novel using the ‘I’ pronoun

2. Plot in prose fiction is best defined as:
a. The cause and — effect sequence of events
b. The brief summary of events
c. The central event
d. The subject — matter of a novel

3. Which of these is not true about unity of action in a novel?
a. Action may be unified through a single main character
b. Action may be unified by being set in one place
c. Action may be unified by many characters
d. Action may be unified by having one consistent point of view

4. Action in a novel is best defined as:
a. The summary of the novel’s story
b. What the characters do or say in the novel
c. The numerous sub — plots of the novel put together
d. The totality of all the episodes in a novel leading to the conclusion

5. Suspense in a novel means
a. the postponement of the hero’s death till the last possible moment
b. the intense emotions that the author conveys
c the inconclusive end of a novel
d. when we are curious about what happens next in a novel

6. A realistic novel is one in which the characters are:
a. real
b. historical
c. just of above average intelligence
d. the types that we meet in everyday life

7. Theme is best defined as:
a. The subject matter of a novel or play the b. central idea in a play or novel
c. The point of view in that novel
d. The sum — total of all the characters experiences

8. What figure of speech does the following quotation contain?
Life’s but a walking shadow (Macbeth)
a. A metaphor b. An image
c. A synecdoche d. An allusion


9. Which of the following statement is most true about poetry?a the meaning of words are more important than their sounds
b. the sounds of words are more important than their meanings
c. the sound of words are often more important than their meanings
d sounds and meanings of words are of little consequence

10. Which of these best define exposition in drama?
a. the author’s own general introduction to the play
b. the author’s early exposure of his dramatis personae to conflict
c. introduction to the characters and the general problem with which the play deals
d. the first performance of the play on stage

11. When the speaker in a poem cannot be identified with the poet, that speaker is called:
a. a persona
b. a dramatis persona
c. a soliloquist
d. a ventriloquist

12. Which of these definitions best describes a lyric?
a. A short poem
b. a short poem in which the poet himself is speaking
c. a poem expressing a personal idea, feeling or mood
d. a poem divided into stanzas
Read the following extract from a poem to answer questions 13 and 14.
Among rocks, I am the loose one, among arrows, I am tehheart among daughters, I am
the recluse, among sons, the one who dies young

13. What kind of repetition is used in the
extract ?
a. anaphora
b. single word repetition
c. line repetition
d. phrase repetition

14. Apart from emphasis, what other effect
does the repetition have?
a. makes the poem rhythmical
b. makes the poem tedious
c. makes the poem monotonous
d. ‘makes the poem exhilarating

15 The following line from poem Western wind, when will thou blow? Is an example of:
a rhetorical question b. caesura
c. alliteration d. nature imagery

16. identify the odd one out of these types of imagery
a. visual imagery b. tactile imagery
c. synaesthesia d. literal imagery

17. When a poet uses mainly soft vowel sounds in a poem, the texture of the poem is:
a. mellifluous b. harsh c. assonantal
d. neutral

18. The sounds in the following lines may be described as an example of:
The moan of doves in immemorial elms, And murmuring of innumerable bees
a. Alliteration b. Euphony
c. Cacophony d. A mixture of all above

19. The man dies in him who keeps silent in the face of tyranny”. This statement can be
described as:
a. Metaphoric b. Literal
c. Tragic d. a simile

20. The literary technique in which a reader taken to the past of a current action is known
as:
a. rewinding b. fast forward
c. flashback d. repetition

21. One rhyme scheme typical of the English sonnet is
a. abba abba cde dee
b. abba abba cde cde
c. abab cdcd efef
d. abcd babb cde cc

22. Farce thrive on
a. big events b. absurdity
c. promotion Incidents
d. picture of a situation is

23. A short witty statement is an
a. epistle b. eulogy
c. epigram d. anecdote.

24. In a narration, the first person is
a. the author b. a participant
c. the publisher d. an observer

25. A literary device that creates a mental
a. imagery b. symbolism c. flashback
d. epilogue

26. “………..This is a Montague, our foe:
A villain, that is hither come in spit
To scorn at our solemnity this night, William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet I: V, 61 -
63”.

The speaker of the above except is a
a. Son of Lord Montagueb. Kinsman to the Prince
c. Nephew to Lady Capulet
d. Servant to Paris

27. In Gbemisola Adeoti’s “Naked Soles”, the expression “red milk of grief” means
a. wine b. Sea c. Ink d. Blood.
1.B [2.B [3.C [4.B [5.D [6.D [7.B [8.A [9.A [10.C [11.D [12.D [13.A [14.A [15.A [16.C [17.C [18.B [19.A. [20.C [21.C [22.B [23.C [24.B [25.A [26.C [27.D
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 10:54am On Jun 11, 2013
Fynestboi: numba 12 is nt c ooo its A, Tafawa balewa....
Africa was properly and officially declared as centre- peice of Nigeria's foreign policy by the murtala/obasanjo regime
CrimeRe: Man Kills Co-tenant Over Light Bill by simplifier(f): 12:23pm On Jun 10, 2013
Use prepaid meter
God bless Nigerians
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by simplifier(f):
[quote

author=lola.luv]My brain would ache because it's a luxury reserved for living and
working brains.
Yours? Dead!
No activity, nothing. Just a flaccid piece of grey, DEAD meat. Run to
the nearest lab and offer it for study to help others with extreme
retàrdation! Atleast you can do that one useful thing for
humanity.[/quote]*poos on comment*
ignoring fools since 1887,
if u ever stop with the shit u are posting i will know u are a fool, u can sure trust me to vote for you in the nairaland fools contest. And
dearie, if u say ur brain is in order, it ought to have signalled u to
make fine use of ur time other than wasting it.
lest i forget, chioma chukwuka is making her dou while u r hating.
*unfollows thread*
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by simplifier(f): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2013
[quote
author=lola.luv]It takes one to know one.
Your own brain belongs in a jar to be studied for slowness and extreme
stupídity. With your oblong head like heap of salt. Ode![/quote]Stop stressing yourself ma, i dont want to make your head ache ok?
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by simplifier(f): 12:27am On Jun 08, 2013
[quote author=lola.luv]Y'all 'gangsta' knock kneed opekes do know how to harass not just the eyesight but sensibilities.
She should wear a long gown. You should too!
angrytongue[/quote]like she is better, it is ur brain that needs those billowing gown
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 1:13pm On Jun 07, 2013
Fynestboi: OAU 2006
1. The military coup of July 25, 1975 which topped general Yakubu Gowon from power
took place when he was attending which important event?
a. OAU Summit in Kampala
b. UN General Assembly in New York
c. Assembly of Heads of States of ECOWAS in Monrovia
d. The Olympic Games
2. Which of the following political parties did not participate in the 1979 General
Elections in Nigeria?
a. Unity Party of Nigeria
b. National Party of Nigeria
c. Social Democratic Party
3. Alhaji Shehu Shagari was sworn in as President of the Federal republic of Nigeria in
1979 by:
a. Justice Fatai Williams
b. Justice Adetokunbo Ademola
c. Justice Salihu Modibbo Alfa Belgore
d. Justice Isa Mohammed
4. The British took over Nigeria through
43
a. Negotiation (b) Bargaining
c. War (d) The Sea
5. Which of the following courts served as the highest judicial organ for Nigeria up till
1963?
a. Supreme court
b. Federal Court of Appeal
c. Appellate court
d. The privy council
6. What was the primary purpose of the Sir Henry Willinks Commission of Inquiry?
a. To approve the independence of Nigeria
b. To allay the fears of minorities in Nigeria
c. To amalgamate Northern and Southern Nigeria.
d. To make Lagos a British colony
7. Into how many local government areas is Nigeria officially delineated?
a. 654 (b) 650 (c) 820 (d) 774
8. Laws made by State government are known as
a. Edicts (b) Bye law (c) Acts
(d) Decrease
9. The centenary anniversary of the amalgamation of Northern and southern Nigeria
will be celebrated in
a. 2060 (b) 2063 (c) 2014 (d) 2007
10. Which of these men introduced indirect rule in Nigeria?
a. Mungo Park
b. Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwec. Lord Lugard
d. Sir James Robertson
11. Politics is an act for
a. Man to govern himself
b. Man to create government
c. States to control its destiny
d. Man to determine others
12. A major issue that distinguishes pressure groups from political parties is
a. Membership (b) objective (c) voting patterns (d) ideology
13. A nation consists of people with
a. Common history
b. Common ancestry
c. A shared set of values
d. A,B, and C above
14. A totalitarian state is based on
a. Multi-party system
b. Total protection of civic rights
c. The totality of the state processes
d. Coercion as the instrument of government
15. A political concept that defines the beliefs, attitudes and values of a society is called
a. Political socialization
b. Political culture c. Political transformation
d. Referendum
16. The agent of political socialization generally regarded as the most important is
Family (b) Peer group (c) school d. Churches and Mosques
17. A political ideology that defines a system of societal organization in which the state
control the commanding heights of the economy is called (a)totalitarianism
(b)communalism (c) socialism (d) communism
18. In which of the following countries is governmental powers most fused?
a. Nigeria
b. United states of America
c. France
d. Canada
19. The benefits of separation of powers include the following except
20. Which of the following best describes French colonial policy in Africa? (a) policy of
association (b) policy of casus belli (c) policy of hostility (d) policy assimilation
21. The electorate is generally understood to refer to: (a) elected members of the
national assembly (b) elected members of the state houses of assembly (c)
candidates who can contest elections (d) those citizens qualified to vote at
elections
22. In a parliamentary system of government, the function of the head of state and the
head of government are vested in (a) the inner cabinet (b) an individual (c)
two different individual s (d) the ministerial council
23. In a modern democracy , the ultimate source of sovereignty is the (a) legislature
and executive (b) judiciary (c) ruling political party (d) people
1.A
2.C
3.A
4.A
5.A
6.B
7.D
8.A
9.C
10.C
11.A
12.B
13.D
14.D
15.B
16.A
17.C
18.C
19.-
20.D
21.D
22.C
23.D
Welldone finest
Anybody in the house writing unilorin's pume?
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by simplifier(f): 10:49am On Jun 07, 2013
[quote author=lola.luv]None of your business![/quote]Exactly why you should mind your business too and let the lady be angry
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by simplifier(f): 1:57pm On Jun 06, 2013
[quote author=lola.luv]True. Atleast a long billowing gown would cover those knock-knees![/quote]Are your legs straighter than hershuh
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by simplifier(f): 5:23pm On May 31, 2013
godjohnson: I don tire jare #unfollows thread#
angry angry angry
That seems a good idea, I have tried now since tuesday
1 Like
FoodRe: Your Worst Food Combination by simplifier(f): 9:51pm On May 24, 2013
garri + palm oil + salt = arumonga
FoodRe: Your Worst Food Combination by simplifier(f): 6:34pm On May 24, 2013
indomie and pap
rice and garri
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by simplifier(f): 12:54pm On May 23, 2013
i so love this cheesy cheesy
well done princesa and pls dont starve me
update abeg
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw In A Niger-Delta Traditional Outfit For Fred Amata's Birthday by simplifier(f): 11:53am On May 21, 2013
She is not smiling
looks like she was forced to wear them
EducationRe: Jamb 2013/2014 Pending Results by simplifier(op): 4:58pm On May 20, 2013
few minutes back

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