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EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 2:54pm On Sep 21, 2013
kolamark: Awaiting the second list oh ......may we all smile at last
God is able jare, sure next week will be our turn to start asking questions. amen
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by simplifier(f): 12:59pm On Sep 20, 2013
Mr odele olusegun paul, nic pix cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by simplifier(f): 9:46am On Sep 20, 2013
Onase: Official me.
Love ur nose, finest guy kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by simplifier(f): 9:44am On Sep 20, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]that chinese fan looks like it on ur head. It reminds me if julien. But nice pic though[/quote]Took those words right outta m mouth grin, Nice one still
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Tuface Idibia's Birthday Party by simplifier(f): 2:37pm On Sep 19, 2013
It is always a surprise birthday party for this celebrities cheesy, cant you plan ur party urself?
Happy belated birthday sha
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 12:48pm On Sep 19, 2013
wheres Acecube, Drhesjay and al-hasan?
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by simplifier(f): 11:23am On Sep 19, 2013
Yettocome: Chistar, I neva get laptop o. Na phone I dey use and the thing is highly stressful. Come see as I go dey sweat when I dey type. The bad is after typing, the thing go cum disappear. Ol boy I cry for like five mins last nite. It wasnt in any book it was straight from my head and you know dat feeling now. But sha all is gonna gel soon.
Copy it first before posting to be on the safer side
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by simplifier(f): 10:44am On Sep 19, 2013
See falling hand sha grin, in front of ya babe
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2013
sinmisolaoluwa: .....i was given history and international studies(direct entry)...
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 7:26pm On Sep 18, 2013
sinmisolaoluwa: .....i was given history and international studies(direct entry)...
Nice one, i'v always loved hist. n intl studies and law, happy for u dear (ilorin oya e sha se kia jare)
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 5:59pm On Sep 18, 2013
[quote
author=sinmisolaoluwa]....simplifier....oopsss....i tot u hav been
offered too...bt dnt fret,the lord is on yr side and soon u shall
rejoice and share the good news with us.be calm ok?[/quote]Aunt sinmi, thank ya, sure will join in the celebratn, what course were u given?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 5:01pm On Sep 18, 2013
Tajudeen40: am earing rumours oooo ,them say there will be no any other list but ot confirm but our people say when rumour is too much there seems to be some element of thruth in it and pls dont castigate me u know how i do my own i dont hide anything i ear from the oga @the top
I'm sure you knew what u will be expecting from aspirants the moment you clicked your submit button, i wld have replied u o, bt saving my strength for something else smiley
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2013
wheres the second list? Baba God people never finish o embarassed , i am here too
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 4:32pm On Sep 17, 2013
Acecube, i see you, how you doing?
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by simplifier(f): 2:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
I see this is the genesis of your complicated love story
EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 10:07am On Sep 17, 2013
Damianjnr: #Problems on no result to display due to some reasons gently walk to SUG office located at star house and summit your credentials for recitification.more updates to follow jst ask ur questions .
What if you are no where close to imo state, what will happen then? angry
EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 10:10am On Sep 16, 2013
Still havent seen my result o cry
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 2:03pm On Sep 12, 2013
Acecube: Al-hassan is on sabatical, he ran to the US grin, #from a confirm source.#
Now Aide any post wey them label 'from a confirmed source' i no dey trust am o angry
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 1:39pm On Sep 12, 2013
Acecube: which of the profs ? You know we have many of them here and their confirm sources. sad
Al-hasan nw, anyother is fake
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 1:21pm On Sep 12, 2013
Acecube: i'm okay oh... You ? [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
doing good dear,
wait where's the prof. of this thread havent seen his post in a while cheesy
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 1:11pm On Sep 12, 2013
Acecube: #gbam# you don talk am finish...but na omoush you go flash sha,.. wey police no go talk say na me you call last.. that's all grin ....tenks.


Simpli i see you... With my 10d glasses cool
How you dey jare?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 12:43pm On Sep 12, 2013
Acecube: you miss road. Take okada from here wen u reach roundabout turn left, then take right.. Then take right again.. After you don take right.. Turn left again.. When you enter bush tell the okadaman make e just dey go straight... angry
ok, ma continue where u stop. After the bike man go straight him go reach one junction, make him turn left him go see river, take boat crossover, walk straight down and turn left again just opposite you na River Niger jump enter... flash acecube when u reach embarassed
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 5:06pm On Sep 11, 2013
OmoUSH: I was formely a foolish religious fanatic like u. Infact, this ur own is even small. Have u ever wear jumpe trouser, oversize shirt and molo to preach the so-called gospel all around town? There is nothing more ridiculous than that. Why were many really doing that? The love of the so-called god? The desire to please him and save souls? My friend, it's all debauchery. Do u knw what brought about the dark ages of Europe? Do u know how many lives religion have slaughtered throughout history? Am tellin u that the reason u are spreading ur beloved saviour's gospel is the fear of an excruciating eternal torment. Let the King James Bible who deceived mankind with an introduction to the concept of an everlasting roasting finish re-editing the bible, and then u wil c how Christianity wil fade like puff of smoke. And then, this ur delusion wil put u to lifelong regret.

That god of the Bible, if he does exists, needs to be roasted with his hell.
Indeed God is too merciful thats why... if not tell me why
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by simplifier(f): 4:38pm On Sep 11, 2013
'And the third lowest person in the class with 48 percent is...
ODOH MICHAEL
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EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 1:58pm On Sep 11, 2013
stanley2sky: nawa oooooooooooooooo! which kind witch be this nahhuh Post UTME Score Your result cannot be be displayed for one or more of the following reasons:
1. Improper shading in your OMR sheet during the examination.
2. Failure to chose IMSU as your first and/or second choice.
3. Mis-match of the information provided during the Post utme registration and the shadings during the examination.
4. Wrong input of data/information. huh
If them no release am, i fit kidnap person o angry
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 12:24pm On Sep 11, 2013
Pls, enough of this 'list has been released' ish angry, when it is released it will be on the school site
Nobody gives a hoot who you are, keep you info to yourself! so far your predictions have been wrong undecided,
pls save us the stress of reading meaningless post angry
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 11:46am On Sep 11, 2013
Haben1: ........ Hmmm, there's NOTHING he can't DO ......... He DO ALL THINGZ, if you believe HE WILL GIVE YOU ur Admission THIS YEAR, just type AMEN, and if you don't Believe, IGNORE IT.
AMEN
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by simplifier(f): 11:17am On Sep 11, 2013
but most importantly, I learnt how to swear for those seniors who were just simply wicked and cruel to me, when I say 'swear' I don't just mean all those casual swears that don't go anywhere but I mean that kind of swear that you wake up by exactly 1am and walk outside of your hostel naaked then you face your butt to the moon before you swear.
Hahaha, i aint so happy this morning, but this had me cracked up grin... welldone jare kiss
EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 10:56am On Sep 11, 2013
English
this school is giving me headache huh
Nemidav: Micro biology o....yuu?
EducationRe: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by simplifier(f): 10:42am On Sep 11, 2013
Nemidav: Mee too o!....make dem no play diz rough play
[quote author=Dr. Asiko]Me too[/quote]which course did you guys pick?

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