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EducationJamb 2013/2014 Pending Results by simplifier(op): 4:39pm On May 20, 2013
Do we still have candidates with 'pending result' issues?
Anybody knows when they will be released?
Or is it just me?
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 2:15pm On May 20, 2013
@ fynest, dont know if one can get a hard copy of unilorin's pume past question
pls drop the link if you have it
EducationRe: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by simplifier(f): 4:41pm On May 06, 2013
Brotherman: i saw a JAMB candidate carrying a meter rule to the exam center; i was asking myself what will she do with a meter rule; do they use a meter rule in JAMB even if she is ofering science subjects ? what is her intention ? is it for construction or mapping or for cutting expo on papers?
wat did she say it was for?
EducationRe: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by simplifier(f): 3:32pm On May 06, 2013
JAMB should be scrapped!!!
EducationRe: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by simplifier(f): 3:04pm On May 06, 2013
Allen kee: [b]No I am a commercial student, going for Accounting in the University of Uyo.
If you know you did the exam independently yet you scored below 200, this is one thing you must know that might be the reason.

The first question in each of the four subjects is always about the subject.
For example, if you offer English, Maths, Econs and Govt.
The first question in your English will be WHICH QUESTION PAPER TYPE OF USE OF ENGLISH IS GIVEN TO YOU?
If the paper type at the top right corner of the English question paper is Question paper type:B and the options given are;

A. TYPE D
B. TYPE I
C. TYPE B
D. TYPE U

If you unfortunately choose option B which is TYPE I, that means you have chosen the wrong answer and it will negatively affect every other answer you choose even though they are correct because you have ignorantly change your paper type.
The correct answer is option C.

Also if in Mathematics, If the paper type at the top right corner of the Mathematics question paper is Question paper type D and the options given are;

A. TYPE D
B. TYPE I
C. TYPE B
D. TYPE U

If you unfortunately choose option D which is TYPE U, that means you have chosen the wrong answer and it will negatively affect every other answer you choose even though they are correct because you have ignorantly change your paper type.
The correct answer is option A.

This kind of errors are minor errors one can easily avoid but if you fail to notice them, they can make you fail woefully.
I made the same errors because the tension in the exam hall could make you even forget your name, thank God I noticed the errors before the papers were submitted.
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U r actually right, my sister made that error in the use of Eng. and she score 38 in that subject, it is a case of negative marking.
EducationRe: All Aspirant Let's Talk About Jamb Result Release Date by simplifier(f): 9:17am On May 03, 2013
Today
RomanceRe: 10 Foolish Things To Avoid On Facebook. by simplifier(f): 4:56pm On May 02, 2013
[quote author=Der_Fuhrer]The Op left out the one I find most annoying and disturbing. Certain fake pages on Facebook that come up with a poorly constructed piece of fiction and says some baloney prayer at the forcing thousands of miracle-seeking naive Nigerian to type "Amen". Sometimes you see a page like "sex gist in Enugu" asking people to type "amen" to a post, I find that ridiculous.[/quote]I find such post irritating
Saying one thing and doing the exact opposite
EducationRe: JAMB Tactics To Deal With Exam Malpractices by simplifier(f): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2013
hardbody: Another cheat seeking solace in consolation
See who is trying to play the boy is gud
and how sure are you i even wrote d exam?
lest i forget, u wont get additional mark for not changing ur paper type.
EducationRe: JAMB Tactics To Deal With Exam Malpractices by simplifier(f): 11:16am On Apr 30, 2013
Gentle Naaz: Cheeiiiiiiiii.... I chngd o.
JAMB una no go hold me. Any hand dat wud tink of nt marking my script acordn 2 d type i wrote, hoooollllyyyy gghhhooossstttt fiiiirrrrrreeee...... Oku gbawaaaaaaa
you are really funny grin grin grin,
the fire will as well consume your paper too. embarassed
EducationRe: JAMB Tactics To Deal With Exam Malpractices by simplifier(f): 10:55am On Apr 30, 2013
jamb has not come out openly to say it
stop acting on assumptions
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 9:35am On Mar 11, 2013
fynestbarrister: This question is based on Literary Principles
' 'They came on like a whirlwind, and dashed over the line snorting, kicking, squealing in a compact, pie bald tossing mob of bay,brown, grey backs, eyes staring, necks extended, nostrils red,long tails, streaming. As soon as they had leaped upon the road the thick dust flew upwards from under their hoofs, and within six yards of Glorgio only a brown cloud with vague forms of necks and cruppers rolled by,making the soil tremble..
Joseph Conrald: Nostromo
The passage above describes a troop of
A. cows
B. elephants
C. camels
D. horses
D. Horses
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 9:33am On Mar 11, 2013
Tosdam: 1. African thuderstorm by rubadiri.

2. A. Simile

3. B. Panic

4. An agon is the conflict between the protagonist and the antagonist.
All others are right except Q4.
Agon is the struggle between two protagonist in a play.
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 3:44pm On Mar 08, 2013
Here and there
like a plague of locust
whirling
tossing up things on its tail
like a madman chasing nothing
1. Identify the poem it was extracted from

2. The dominant figure of speech in the extract above is
a. simile
b. irony
c. metaphor.
d. hyperbole

3.The mood in the above extract is
a. joy
b. panic
c. anger
d. all of the above

4 What is Agon?
EducationRe: English Language And Literature Online Tutorial For Jamb by simplifier(f): 2:34pm On Mar 08, 2013
[quote author=Tosdam]Avoid choosing answer in anxious because so many question are twisted and not straight forward...answer the question below.

1." The hoe is her barber"
The line above is an example of ...
A. Metaphor B. Hyperbole C. Personification D. Litotes.

2. "Pen is mightier than sword" what literary term is use above.
1 b 2. metonymy
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 3:18pm On Mar 01, 2013
She make we give u '1759' b4 u go update?angry angry angry
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 4:34pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ is the Prime Minister in the pre-colonial Hausa administration a. Khadi b. Sarkin ruwa c. Waziri d. Galadinma
C
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 4:32pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ___ is the government by the experienced elders a. Gerontocracy b. Timocracy c. Mobocracy d. Aristocracy
A
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:56pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: An intra party election between two same party members is called a. By-Election b. Plebiscite c. Primary Election d. First Past the Post
C
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:44pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ is a government by a single person a. Autocracy b. Aristocracy c. Oligarchy d. Mobocracy
A
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:42pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ is associated with even distribution of country's wealth a. Capitalism b. Feudalism c. Socialism d. Communalism
C
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:36pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ is a government by the outstanding people a. Oligarchy b. Aristocracy c. Plutocracy d. Democracy
c
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:33pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ is the opposite of Democracy a. Mobocracy b. Timocracy c. Gerontocracy d. Plutocracy
A
EducationRe: Government/crs Online Tutorial for jamb and Pume by simplifier(f): 3:29pm On Feb 28, 2013
saleemema: ____ are the exploited class in a Capitalist's economy a. Proletariat b. Comprandor Bourgeoisie c. Petit Bourgeois d. National Bourgeois
A
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 2:13pm On Feb 25, 2013
Una never hear say flow go drink 1759+Alomo yesterday, na him e begin dey luk for him hand grin grin
so i guess he's still looking for his lost hands.
make una get small patience. wink
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LiteratureRe: Love-life On Campus by simplifier(f): 12:33pm On Feb 21, 2013
Nyc work smiley smiley
but why did Dr Amah not say why she left Chief Robert? sad
EducationRe: JAMB 2013...........house Of Commotion. I Think We Need To Sue Them. by simplifier(f): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2013
Kelvinprinzyy: So me dat is yet to buy mine,its beta i postpone it or rather fil CBT or wat do u guz tink?
Buy and fill, Dont let 1 yr pass u by
EducationRe: JAMB 2013...........house Of Commotion. I Think We Need To Sue Them. by simplifier(f): 3:45pm On Feb 20, 2013
Imagine, wen we still av lyk 2months to d exam and such problem?
Seriously checkn it, i dont even knw wat d usefulness of this jamb is
Personally i see it as a platform used to extort money frm students
the level of their incompetence is rapidly increasing. angry angry angry
they need to be sued!
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 10:58am On Feb 20, 2013
flow1759: i go do quick, but na now d thing begin sweet me oh, u say make i comot am? tongue
shocked shocked
Naughty u.
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 9:33am On Feb 20, 2013
Flow do this thing quick na angry
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by simplifier(f): 12:46pm On Feb 19, 2013
flow1759: Wetin na? u sef behave na, make i ENTER the place na kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Beloved flow,
be careful of the places u enter ooh, cos one day u go enter and u no go come out again shocked

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