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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Wife Under Virtual House Arrest - Nnamdi Kanu by simplyshade: 1:46pm On May 24, 2020
But he had a live session with Pastor Poju Oyemade recently on Instagram tongue
Light1259:


This is not the time to curse, mind you before you conclude try and reason like a sensible person. Question you should ask yourself where is the Vice President.

Don't you think something is not right somewhere?

MNK may be right or wrong but before we stone him let us try and ask the whereabout of our Vice President.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Wife Under Virtual House Arrest - Nnamdi Kanu by simplyshade: 1:44pm On May 24, 2020
Lessen cool
DanseMacabre:
Hmmmm.

The fact that Nnamdi Kanu is a money-seeking clown with a lot of deluded Igbos following him blindly does not in anyway lesson the severity of this issue.


Where is Osinbajo and why has he suddenly and systematically been relegated to the background after the 2019 elections
Phones / Re: New Android Phone Below 40k apart from Tecno & Infinix by simplyshade: 8:31pm On May 22, 2020
Visit a phone shop and make your choice. Thank me later wink
Health / Re: 284 New Cases Reported On May 19,6677 Total Confirmed,1840 Discharged,200 Death by simplyshade: 11:39pm On May 20, 2020
Cases are rising by the day. Yet, Government is planning to reopen churches, mosques and schools. Coronavirus must really be a scam.
StubbornGENIUS:
Family / Re: Marriage And Its Challenges; My wife is pushing me to the extremes by simplyshade: 8:36pm On May 20, 2020
Slap at her back. he he he he cheesy
ademidedavid:

It was just a slap at her back.....just to caution her because I am not the talking type

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Celebrities / Re: Bikini Pictures Of Venita Akpofure by simplyshade: 4:56pm On May 19, 2020
Your assertion is very correct. I was born and bred in Zaria, Kaduna State.Majority of Northern females have fat evenly distributed at the right places and also have very high tendency of retaining their physic even after birthing a nation cool.
Uckroot:


I no know where you dey but na people wey dey sell for street you dey look sir.
Which part of the north did you go to?

Go abj, nasarawa, adamawa, gombe, Bauchi ... their assEs are not as big as ladies in the south but the overall figure is better. Especially when clothes go off.

Southern ladies have more pronounced butts. Thicker thighs thicker legs, shoulders and lot of Upper body fat .

Northern ladies have medium sized round butts, curvier hips, slimmer waist, slender thighs,And little upper body fat.

There are exceptions of course... but from my own observation Northern ladies have better shape.

Being “thick” doesn’t mean you’re better shaped.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Ogun Triples Doctors Hazard Allowances, Offers Them Life Insurance by simplyshade: 8:13am On May 19, 2020
You know whether boko haram get isolation center?
Abalado:
Now u will know that he government has hand in Boko Haram issue, please is there no Boko Haram again in Nigeria or they are dear of corona virus too,,, if government want to do it now, let them take one of the corona virus patient to sambisa forest so that those stupid Boko Haram will get the person and ones either of the Boko Haram has gotten it that's the end for them
Travel / Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by simplyshade: 12:10am On May 16, 2020
Yeh! cheesy
Enyimbafc:
You are just a worthless man suffering from insanity.Anambra still remains the Newyork of eastern Nigeria you are free to eat rat poison it's only 50naira if u disagree.
Travel / Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by simplyshade: 12:05am On May 16, 2020
Ehn!
GOFRONT:
Give it to Kogi state Capital!!!
Health / Re: NCDC DG Speaks On The Differences Between COVID-19 And Malaria by simplyshade: 11:57pm On May 15, 2020
Him never still answer the question sef.
Dokpesi said he was given antimalarial drugs. In other words, what they treated him for was Malaria cheesy
Celebrities / Re: 'I Just Gave Chioma The Cucumber In The Shower' – Davido Brags by simplyshade: 3:09pm On May 15, 2020
Clout chasing

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Health / Re: Help! Having Problems Breathing by simplyshade: 12:35am On May 11, 2020
grossintel:
Why not try an Inhaler, my sister suffered breathing problems for years and no hospital could detect she's asthmatic, Franol was recommended for her, half of it but the medicine is too powerful, it makes her very weak each time she takes it until it became less effective. One day on our way to church she collapsed, people where screaming and asking where is her inhaler, my father rushed to the store and bought it, we gave it to her and within a minute she started breathing well gradually. Very scary but that saved her life.
Politics / Re: Wike Arrest Fulani Herdsmen Conveying Cattle Into Rivers State by simplyshade: 7:50am On May 08, 2020
But them wear mask na tongue
Romance / Re: Lady Show How Slim She Is As She Rock Bandana As A Crop Top. PHOTOS by simplyshade: 1:40pm On May 06, 2020
I was actually looking for a banana�
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Face Mask Worth 3 Million Naira Which He Used To Protect Himself... by simplyshade: 7:24am On May 06, 2020
Me no see any pinshure o

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Politics / Re: Breaking : Emir Of Kaura Namoda Is Dead by simplyshade: 2:11pm On May 03, 2020
Source not sauce tongue
SadiqBabaSani:
This Sauce is nt Credible

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Health / Re: Photos|video: Morbidly Obese Man Sheds 29st With The Help Of A Low Calorie Diet! by simplyshade: 6:35am On Apr 27, 2020
This is incredible! shocked
Politics / Re: 11 Things That Are Wrong With The Burial Of Abba Kyari by simplyshade: 10:24pm On Apr 18, 2020
shocked
PaKen:
Please state your full names and sort code. I have been trying to transfer 50k to you but I need to know I am sending the money to the right person.
Jokes Etc / Re: Crack Your Ribs: 31 Wedding And Pre-wedding Funny Photos That Can Remove Your Wr by simplyshade: 2:31pm On Apr 12, 2020
This no be latest though �
Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking: NCDC Sacks Ambassador Funke Akindele After Hosting Birthday Party by simplyshade: 11:00pm On Apr 05, 2020
This your moniker shashocked
BabbanBura:


Excellent
Education / Re: COVID-19: Japanese University Conducts Graduation Ceremony Using Remote Robots by simplyshade: 7:04am On Apr 05, 2020
Which kind graduation be that shocked
Health / Re: COVID-19: 2 More Deaths And 20 New Cases, Total Now 210 (NCDC) by simplyshade: 9:05am On Apr 04, 2020
I wonder o undecided
pode:
Lord have mercy on us, is high time they remove the number or recovered patient so that we can know how many number remain
Crime / Re: Anambra State COVID-19 Agency Impersonators Arrested (Pictures) by simplyshade: 9:31am On Apr 03, 2020
Igbo Amaka cool

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Politics / Re: NCDC Has Not Tested Us - Abba Kyra's Aides Cry Out by simplyshade: 5:56pm On Apr 02, 2020
Those cool
sunnyanet:
Even does working at the top? God will heal this country.

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Politics / Re: Sadiya Farouq Resign Now by simplyshade: 10:00am On Apr 02, 2020
Wow! That thing must be a fisherman grin
wyqay:
I think some thing is fishing
Since her appointment
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Nurses by simplyshade: 12:00am On Apr 01, 2020
You like nudes?
vincentjk:
Went for normal check up in 2017 and met a student nurse at the table. Busty, dark skinned and large eye balled. Her name is chioma
We were conversing during the whole checkup thingy and when i was about to leave, I stylishly asked "what next"? She smiled, wrote down her number in a piece of paper and inserted it into my shirt pocket lol.. Damn I won't forget that day

We're still together but due to my work and school we barely see these days.

I like nudes because majority of them tend to be neat
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by simplyshade: 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2020
His church members don't and will never have Covik 19 birus
asahnwaKC:
So with all the tithes and seed sewing... undecided...things that can't even reach his church members.

Am not impressed. Nx
Politics / Re: Lagos State Exco Makes History With First-ever Virtual Meeting by simplyshade: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2020
It's good oh! This goes a long way to prove that some physical meetings are not always necessary.

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Health / Re: 5 Things That Will Happen Due To Lockdown In Nigeria by simplyshade: 7:56pm On Mar 30, 2020
cheesy
SweetJoystick:
Rise not rice

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