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CelebritiesRe: Actor Taiwo Hassan Celebrates 60th Birthday In Style by simplyshade: 8:12am On Oct 31, 2019
grin
BOOOMNAIJA:
Ogogo no dey old?

Cool guy with pure talent, wey no dey use gragra act film, unlike d one below.....
TravelRe: White Couple Sitting Dangerously On A Bike In Ikeja by simplyshade: 2:35pm On Oct 29, 2019
Build her a statue grin
pocohantas:
Some Nigerians never get morale to sit like that on a bike. Some will sit the normal way and still hold that iron behind. Yet this woman is sitting comfortably in that position?

How do we do honour her for taking such risk on behalf of Nigeria and Nigerians?
CelebritiesRe: How Mad Melon Died - Mountain Black of ‘Danfo Drivers’ Music Group by simplyshade: 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2019
Are you one of them?grin
Madibahisback:
Most people shouting indomie generation forgot indomie was in 1995
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji And Policewoman, Obianuju Uju Pictured Together by simplyshade: 9:14pm On Oct 18, 2019
Stale
franchasng:
Hahahahahaha; well packaged from front to back....Igbo ladies eh, the most beautiful women on earth, see lovely back and welcoming front shocked shocked


These are the type we call 'Nne' kiss kiss

If your girlfriend or fiance' isn't an Igbo lady, honestly, you don't have a girlfriend or fiance, you better get one wink







If your wife isn't an Igbo lady, my brother, you are single oh shocked cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by simplyshade: 8:22pm On Oct 16, 2019
Tunmizee:
Does the boy has bank account?
have not has
Science/TechnologyRe: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by simplyshade: 8:18pm On Oct 16, 2019
grin
Divard:
[The question is"is it working? or just a bunch of plastic joined together
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Seyi Wins Health Advocacy Challenge by simplyshade: 5:17pm On Oct 07, 2019
Spallanzani:
You are just a pained mofo...since you are part of the one.org management go and take it from him now. It was evidence Seyi is the most deserving but hatred has eaten most of you guys brain. He won and it was well deserved, if you don't like it go this way...
grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by simplyshade: 10:03pm On Oct 06, 2019
MrsV:
41 freaking percent in a keenly contested game. Now that's how u win a show like BBN!!!

The race is not to the swift nor d battle to the strong!! Despite all her flaws, God's grace found Mercy.

I am overjoyed!!
money bag, not grace
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by simplyshade: 9:59pm On Oct 06, 2019
Zoroaster:
Frodd is my winner
No sponsors or moneybags.. Still made it to top 3 after losing most of his fans.
His journey has been surreal..

Frodd fans we are the MVP's

Congrats to lambo.

Money bags don spoil this show shaa
a swear
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by simplyshade: 12:13am On Oct 06, 2019
GARBTY:
TBH, this year Big brother is the most boring for me. starting from the Friday arena game to the thursday presentation night to the saturday night party to the way Ebuka do his face whenever he wants on to evict on Sunday to the way biggy gives strike upandan and nonsense twists by spoiling and the show for us the viewers and the housemates including his boring Ninjas and the most boring set of housemates ever..After 2 months, there will be nothing to talk about this year big brother again.
What an irony? huh
EducationRe: Dapo Akande Honoured With A Portrait At Oxford University by simplyshade: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2019
anigbajumo:
Wao,@46yrs??

You can't just take away intelligent and knowledge from Yoruba man.
intelligence
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by simplyshade: 8:43pm On Sep 22, 2019
nadesh:
Red box about to be opened. Hassmetes are to stand behind a table each and place their pictures on the table.
Hassmetes? shocked
PoliticsRe: Kogi Poll: Former Governor Idris, Ogbeha Boost PDP Campaign by simplyshade: 11:34pm On Sep 21, 2019
Sukueponmalu:
Yahaya Bello is our choice in Kogi
shut up!
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Addiction And How To Be Totally Free From It by simplyshade: 9:07am On Sep 15, 2019
Zane2point4:
Honestly I doubt this problem will stop, as long as our women keep dressing seductively i dont see it stoping o.

You do one, and swear you wont again till next month,
Next hour your driving around and view this curvy hot mini skirted girl with pecky boobs arnd the corner, and you make a u turn asap.
shocked
PoliticsRe: Seun Onigbinde: I Didn't Delete My Twitter Account, I Ran Out Of Data by simplyshade: 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2019
grin
NIGERIAJAGAJAGA:
then buy another data na.
PoliticsRe: Why Lawyers Slept During Presidential Elections Tribunal Judgement by simplyshade: 8:02pm On Sep 13, 2019
Dpharisee:
They slept because the judgement which they already knew the outcome going by the way the judge kept referring to Buhari as 'Eminently' qualified and which lasted for 9 hours.

Even football match between Barcelona and a constantly drawing or losing team like Chelsea can be boring for 90 min not to talk of listening to a judge blabbing for 9 hours.
If na me na mattress I for carry go that tribunal grin

Even this long article telling us about why lawyers slept is already making me drowsy. cheesy
CrimeRe: Yellow: Abba Kyari, Police Capture Notorious Abuja Kidnap Kingpin by simplyshade: 12:55pm On Sep 12, 2019
Dpharisee:
He is Fulani, nothing to see here, he will be released as 'repentant' kidnapper shocked
grin
CrimeRe: Body Of Man Discovered In The Bush In Benue, Murder Suspected (Photos) by simplyshade: 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2019
Mck4:
Hmmm
cheesy
CareerRe: Meet Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Bottled, Pure Water In Suit In Lagos (Photos) by simplyshade: 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2019
Offpoint:
One thing about stupid people is they feel they're wise in their doings.
How do you explain a black man putting on suit and hawking in the hot sun?


The white man invented suit cuz of his weather and a environment, stupid black men wore it and call it 'corporate dress! in an office without a functioning AC

Blackman is truly black in his reasoning.
Your suit doesn't mean I'm gonna buy a satchet pure water N50.
If I see you hawking in suit I'll buy from the next guy in tattered cloth... if you can afford suit means you've sold enough.

If I feel like laughing, I checked out from my window from 4pm, you'll see able body men sweating in their 1923 car models in their 1st century suits.
CareerRe: Meet Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Bottled, Pure Water In Suit In Lagos (Photos) by simplyshade: 8:45pm On Sep 07, 2019
Offpoint:
One thing about stupid people is they feel they're wise in their doings.
How do you explain a black man putting on suit and hawking in the hot sun?


The white man invented suit cuz of his weather and a environment, stupid black men wore it and call it 'corporate dress! in an office without a functioning AC.
Haba!

Blackman is truly black in his reasoning.
Your suit doesn't mean I'm gonna buy a satchet pure water N50.
If I see you hawking in suit I'll buy from the next guy in tattered cloth... if you can afford suit means you've sold enough.

If I feel like laughing, I checked out from my window from 4pm, you'll see able body men sweating in their 1923 car models in their 1st century suits.
PoliticsRe: PDP 'll Lose Bayelsa Governorship Poll To APC, Says Timi Frank by simplyshade: 11:56am On Sep 06, 2019
It's so appalling that we have a sitting governmor who is owing salaries and all you can think of is for his seat to be retained all because of one apshit. I weep for my country.
hardeytarhyour:
APC IS GOING TO WIN BAYELSA AS ADDITION TO EDO IN S-S .... As we are retaining Kogi .

.
Best Wishes to Lyon
PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Facebook Dating by simplyshade: 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2019
Great
PoliticsRe: Kogi Primaries: Idris Wada Caught Sharing 'Dollars' - Politics Nigeria (Photos) by simplyshade: 5:15pm On Sep 04, 2019
Omihanifa:
If PDP refuses to field Dino melaye, they should just forget about this forthcoming Guber election in Kogi

It's only that guy that can give Yahaya Bello a run for his money
honestly
PoliticsRe: In Lagos Civil Service, Goodbye ‘hard-work’ by simplyshade: 10:51pm On Sep 03, 2019
Printerscanner:
The writer is suffering from generational madness. All Ambode's loyalists will be routed out. Even God said "honour thy father and thy mother", Lagosians are Ambode's fathers and mothers, he has dishonoured us and we shall disgrace him and his supporters.
PoliticsRe: Mosque Demolition: Ganduje Threatens Wike With Legal Action, Despite Denial by simplyshade: 4:47pm On Aug 31, 2019
[quote author=Givenshy post=81791731]I just hate that wicked wike[Do not hate on a fellow human]
HealthRe: 7 Perfect Ways To Better Your Mental Health by simplyshade: 9:36pm On Aug 22, 2017
Good write-up
CultureRe: Noise About Abobaku Online.....the Culture Has Been Abolished Years Ago. by simplyshade: 11:52pm On Aug 14, 2015
@ u all complaining it is too long, Naawaa. little wonder someone said "if you want to hide something from Africans, put it in writing"
TV/MoviesRe: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by simplyshade: 3:54pm On Aug 09, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
Strike Back and any film from mainframe.
you are very correct. mainframe Is the bomb
plus Tade Ogidan's (OGD) movies
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your Favourite Christian Hymns by simplyshade: 1:51pm On Aug 09, 2015
my faith looks up to thee
thou lamb of Calvary
saviour divine
thou hear me while I pray
oh take my guilt away
oh let me from this day
be holy thine...

As the deer panteth for the waters so my soul longeth after thee...
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by simplyshade: 1:41pm On Aug 09, 2015
[i]ok na. make me sef just comment for front page today.

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