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Health / Re: Lady Shares Her 3-Year Amazing Body Transformation Photos by simultaneousboi(m): 10:09am On Sep 19, 2019
CallMeDrino:
I prefer her 8 months ago kiss
Me too
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Surprises Broda Shaggi With Birthday Cake by simultaneousboi(m): 10:03am On Sep 19, 2019
amaniro:
Cuppy love don't tell me you're dating that guy.. I'm so heartbroken
I swear, am in love with that girl.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Torture Man, Nigerians React (Photos) by simultaneousboi(m): 9:03pm On Sep 18, 2019
I guess he must be a BH member
Politics / Re: Allen Onyema Honoured By House Of Representatives - Air Peace Boss Reacts by simultaneousboi(m): 5:09pm On Sep 18, 2019
You indeed deserve it man

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Politics / Re: Buhari Dissolves (SPIP) Panel for Recovery of Public Property by simultaneousboi(m): 5:06pm On Sep 18, 2019
Buhari is like Wolve team in England, very hard to predict.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Voting Result That Sent Angel And Ahneeka Packing (Photo) by simultaneousboi(m): 9:25pm On Mar 04, 2018
cyndy1000:
Everything about BBnaija reaches fp
As in eeh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Successful Candidates For The Nigerian Navy Basic Training 2017/2018 by simultaneousboi(m): 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2018
Meanwhile, U guys should help me thank God, cos my name is among the chosen ones. #Onwardtogether
Jobs/Vacancies / List Of Successful Candidates For The Nigerian Navy Basic Training 2017/2018 by simultaneousboi(m): 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2018
The Nigerian Navy wishes to notify the general public that the final result of applicants who were successful in the 2017 Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise Interview held in Lagos from 25 August – 28 September 2017 is out. Applicants are to log on to www.joinnigeriannavy.com for more details.


1. The under listed candidates who were successful in the 2017 Nigerian Navy Recruitment Interview held in Lagos from 25 August to 28 September 2017 are to report for training in 2 different batches at the Nigerian Navy Basic Training School Onne, Rivers State as follows:

a. NNBTS Batch 27 A – 7 March 2018.
b. NNBTS Batch 27 B – 25 October 2018.


2. Candidates are to come along with the following items:

a. Original and photocopies of academic credentials.
b. National Identity Card.
c. Six (6) passport – sized photographs.
d. Two (2) white T- shirts.
e. Two (2) white singlets.
f. Two (2) pairs of navy blue shorts.
g. One pair each of white and brown canvas shoes.
h. Personal items such as toothbrushes, toothpaste, underwears,
toiletries, cutlery etc.
i. Two (2) black skin tight for females.
j. Two (2) set of civil dresses (English/Traditional).
k. Two (2) navy blue bed sheets and pillow cases.
l. Two (2) pairs of swimming trunks.


3. Any candidate that fails to report 4 days after the indicated dates will not be accepted for training.

cc: Lala, mynd44
Agriculture / Re: LAPO Spends N5.7 Billion To Empowers 108,367 Rural Farmers by simultaneousboi(m): 6:00am On Feb 05, 2018
LAPO kee, Lapo my head. Lapo that has put one of our neighbour into a deep and non repayable dept, of which he has sold their land so as to clear some, while his motorcycle(d only mobile he has) is been held now by d people he's owing. In fact LAPO has course more harm to some citizens that good. #Tohellwithdlapo

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Celebrities / Re: Top Nollywood Stars You May Not Know Are Dead (Pictures) by simultaneousboi(m): 9:56pm On Jan 18, 2018
RIP to them.
But wait o! Y is it so that movie stars dies more than music stars.
Pls, I am not praying for music stars to die but it surprises me much.

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Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 7:14am On Jan 18, 2018
LordeCalifornia:

since she has passion for nursing, then i would advice her to go for it. There's no better joy when one studies what one desires.

I do not really know much about the tuition for nursing students, but what I do know is that, federal universities are relatively cheaper and affordable for everyone.

if she loves Mathematics, then she can go for Chemical Engineering smiley
Ok. Thanks a lot
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:35pm On Jan 17, 2018
Hyinkar97:

I'm glad I'm able to help
Lol...like seriously. I really appreciate that
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
LordeCalifornia:
without the financial constraint, which course would she have preferred to study?
She prefers "Nursing", including I and my parents. They(my parents) wanted me(1st son) to study Medicine or Med Lab(which was also my passion) cos I was very brilliant then(but not good in English and Physics tho due to d sch I attended). I took 2nd position through out my Primary and Secondary sch days. But unfortunately, I couldn't make my Waec so earlier which made me use awaiting result to gain admission into Polytechnics(cos I made my Jamb then) to study Science Lab Tech(OND) and Microbiology(HND). So, what I'm trying to say here is that our family has passion for any medically inclined career, and we d children have been infected with that believe too.
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:12pm On Jan 17, 2018
TheHistorian:

University of Ibadan conducts the most transparent undergraduate admission in Nigeria,it is a widely known fact.

As the earlier poster posited,tuition are relatively cheaper too.
Thanks bro
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:11pm On Jan 17, 2018
Hyinkar97:

If she does well in her JAMB and post UTME, she is good to go. I'm a student of the said university. With good scores, she would definitely be admitted. Those courses are competitive though so she needs to score higher gan the cut off marks to be on a safer side
Noted. I really appreciate ur concern.
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:09pm On Jan 17, 2018
Seun:
@Simultaneousboi's, please answer the questions below:
- What kind of work does your sister want to do when she graduates, and why?
- What are your sister's 2 favorite subjects?
- What are the 2 subjects in which she scored the highest marks as a student?
- Is your sister a good student? What is her position in the class? What school did she attend?
- Does your sister have any hobbies? What are her top 3 hobbies?
My apology to you all for not been there to attend to all your questions and suggestions. I really appreciate u guys' concern.

COME TO YOUR QUESTIONS ABOVE @Oga at d top "Seun".
- She has passion for Nursing and wish to b a Nurse in feature.
- According to her, she told me Chemistry, Agric and Geography(but among d three subjects, she only took/wrote Chem in her Waec). She also added that she only finds Physics more difficult among all other science subjects.
- Those same subjects I mentioned above.
- I don't need to praise her so as to protect her interest. She's an average student during her secondary school days(though she took 3rd position in JSS2) but has maintained b/w that 3rd and 5th position through out her secondary level.
- We are village born and brought up children(lol). So, she studied both her Primary and Secondary in d village(gvt school precisely).
- She likes reading but I know that every student do claim that "reading" is part of their hobby. So I don't Know how it will b if I mention that.
-To round it up, she's a fast learner, she can easily adapt to any environment(though she's a shy type, just like me..lol).

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Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 9:52am On Jan 17, 2018
Hyinkar97:

Okay.
Looking at it from the financial aspect, federal universities are your best options. If you were to choose University of Ibadan, the fees aren't too high. School fees range from 19k to 25k. So if she wants to study the 'professional' courses you mentioned, I think she's good to go.
Gratitude. u really mentioned d sch I have in mind(I was thinking of that, UNN, UNIZIK, FUNI and UNIBEN. But I may also like to know d possibility of gaining admission in that University of Ibadan.
Education / Re: Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 9:36am On Jan 17, 2018
Hyinkar97:
Which university do you plan to enroll her in?
Any Fed. University can serve, but we are living in d east. Ebonyi precisely.
Education / Help Me Choose "A Course Of Study" For My Lil Sister by simultaneousboi(m): 8:38am On Jan 17, 2018
Good morning nairalanders: I am planning of purchasing Jamb form for my little Sis today, and I humbly seek for you guys assistance in choosing "course of study" for her. She is 19yrs old, she did sciences in her secondary level.

FACTS TO NOTE
We(our family) are not financially balance to enroll her into studying professional courses like Medicine, Med Lab, Pharmacy and all that. So, I only need an average course that we can afford with ease and at d same time can be of a benefit to her in d feature. I studied Microbiology and I don't want her to study that same course including Bio-Chem and d likes.

For now, I only have "Nursing" in mind but I'm still considering what it will take to sponsor her and d probability of gaining d admission cos we don't have Oga @ d top except God.

cc: Lala, Mynd44, Seun. pls help a brother.
Food / Re: Villagers In Sapele Caught A Manatee & Shared Its Meat After Killing It (Photos) by simultaneousboi(m): 3:51pm On Jan 16, 2018
Kenzico:
Chai!!!

It's just a poor sea cow

Them no say make try find out how the animal take die embarassed
U only rushed to see d pix and comment/book space without reading d whole thing. They were d ones that killed d animal. So, let's see ur comment now.
Politics / Re: Name One Project President Buhari Initiated And Has Completed In Your State by simultaneousboi(m): 3:41pm On Jan 16, 2018
Lloydfather:
Ngeneukwuenu, Sarrki, Liondeloe, Doemello, Omenkalive, Oniranu phyton1, Una food don done
One name missing......"Madridguy"

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Politics / Re: Name One Project President Buhari Initiated And Has Completed In Your State by simultaneousboi(m): 3:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
Ebonyi: killing of innocent children via their so called "free medication" by the NA.

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Meets His Lookalike At An Event In Imo State (photos) by simultaneousboi(m): 11:52am On Jan 07, 2018
GloriaNinja:
undecided SHAVE THE BEARD AND THEY WON'T LOOK ALIKE IN ANYWAY
Lol....forget about the beard and judge base on their hight, skin colour and their bony body(even their faces self).
Politics / Re: Brave Soldier Killed By Boko Haram During Operation In A Forest In Borno. Photos by simultaneousboi(m): 11:46am On Jan 07, 2018
He was killed on the process and u're calling him "a brave Soldier". Brave Soldier fights to fight another day.
RIP tho...

In the other news, this suppose to be in the "crime section" and not "politics"

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Celebrities / Phyno Meets His Lookalike At An Event In Imo State (photos) by simultaneousboi(m): 11:23am On Jan 07, 2018
- Nigerian rapper Phyno meets his lookalike who is also a musician.

There is a popular belief in the world that God created human beings to have a lookalike, it has been called many names and many myths and stories have emerged about it. Even writers have been creative by writing movie scripts or novels based on lookalikes.
Unlike twins, the belief of dopplegangers as they are called is that the doppleganger looks exactly like a living being or just a lookalike.
Could it be that Nigerian rapper Chibuzor Nelson Azubuike also known by his stage name Phyno has met his lookalike? Photos of the rapper performing on stage with a man who looks exactly like him has gone viral on social media.

In a post shared by the rapper’s lookalike on his Facebook page, the man identified as Amaechi Perfect Gideon expressed that the rapper was flabbergasted when he saw him at a musical event in Owerri, Imo state.
Gideon who is also a musician was seen in photos shared on his Facebook page performing alongside the rapper on stage. They also took some photos standing side by side looking twins, it seemed difficult to tell them apart.

The rapper's lookalike said: "He saw me, he got flabbergasted, then he exclaimed.... Phyno!!."

Nairaland / General / Is This Npower Text Real Or Scam by simultaneousboi(m): 2:37pm On Dec 27, 2017
Good day everyone. I am one of the Npower 2017 pre-selected applicants from Ebonyi State. On the day of our physical verification, we were given a small sized form to fill and submit back on 27th Dec, 2017. Surprisingly today, I just received a text from one of my fellow applicants saying "Good evening,I was directed to inform u that,u should submit ur Npower form through me with 1000 for I.d card production b4 posting will come out. fromName:Celestine npower Mobile:08032972543 ". I wish to know if this text is really coming from the Npower officials or scammers?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United - (3 - 1) On 2nd December 2017 by simultaneousboi(m): 1:17pm On Dec 02, 2017
3:0 is my prediction


Meanwhile, Man U go hear am 4 Arsenal hand today
6:30pm, there we go.


Modified, I think I'm not good in prediction(but not for Arsenal vs Man U match). #Proudlygunners
Celebrities / Re: Wike, Tonto Dikeh Others For South–South Leadership Advancement Award by simultaneousboi(m): 1:01pm On Dec 02, 2017
Wike "d south-south fearless Gov. of d year".


No doubt that Gov. Dave Umahi will win d south-east own.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Please Nairalands Advice Needed by simultaneousboi(m): 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2017
Are u telling me that u have planned on getting married to somebody u have never met? Hmm...ppl's way of life shah


Don't worry, pple that will give u advice are still at work. Maybe, u check again in d night.
Celebrities / Re: Lady With The ' Biggest Butt In Africa ' Shares Bikini Photos by simultaneousboi(m): 12:34pm On Dec 02, 2017
Blood of Jesus!
Politics / Re: Response To Martin Elechi's Careless Verbal Attacks On Umahi by simultaneousboi(m): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2017
Hizzy:
I had 2 reply u coz u hav chosen to lie am from Ebonyi Elechi is far better than Umaih
How many vehicles do aply on that flyovers workers salaries reduced taxin people lik his the one that owns their Businz
Let me tell u thiz secrity no 90% of the civil servants in Ebönyi hates David Nwaeze Umaih and 95% of businz men hates him times 2

I think u worth not arguing with, cos ur political likeness has made u to judge everything hypocritically. In fact, u're a confirm enemy of progress. So, for ur own info, don't come to quote me cos I will respond. Reason been that u don't worth it.

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