₦airaland Forum

Thank God for women in the civilized parts of this world.
Yet Holy-Holy Mary Amakas can't find just one man/or sit in husbands' houses with all their fasting and praying.
Some of the Ogbonge 'I married as virgin' have become lonely Christian DIE-vorcees.
What an irony of life!

God is goooooooooood. . . ALL THE TIME!!!

My dia. . . hold your head high.
THEY CAN'T DO NO SHYTE!

Dang! 07:30 AM. . .?
Time for some breakfast.
IHOP here I come!

Thank God thousands of Igbos were murdered too!
You reap what you sow.
Amen!

1 Sardauna to 2 million+ Igbotic useless carcasses for sacrifice to useless gods!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
I wish it were more. . .
Thank God for Boko Haram to finish the job.

Obviously, these peeps had no family members to bury them.
Is Jos now full of normadic riff-raffs needing a mass burial as VICTIMS?

Pam, while lamenting the death of his children said he has submitted everything to God. The burial took place amidst wailings as the victims were being lowered into the mass grave

Boolsheet!
I hope his own four children were buried in that mass grave too!
If he did not use them all for rituals. . .that is?

A good spamming thread at last!

If you cannot take the heat. . .gerrout of the kitchen.
Not everyone wants to practice that your Christo-Sharia BORING monogamy/polygamy.
If you cannot address marital issues, don't get married.
No one can force you to remain with a cheat,
If you don't like it. . .gerrrout of the marriage and stop whining!

High_Chief:
^^^Blazay, wassup. My offer is still open oh

No!
I don't befriend or phock Nairlanders. . .MALE OR FEMALE 

Please, head to the 'Romance and Bestiality' section of nairaland for your kind.

Don't contaminate me please. . . NO NAIRLANDERS!!!!!

Thank you sir!

*gosh. . .these UGLY, Ngbatic, hor-ny toads have come again with their agro*

[size=20pt]Most of the people arrested are Nigerians including three women; 70 Nigerians (67 men and three women), three Cameroon men, two Papua New Guinea men and a Thai woman, whose ages are between 20 and 30s.[/size]

No surprises there.
They wanno make it rich quick to go and pose for Xmas 2011.
Mu he he he he he he

[size=20pt] Ironically, Ojukwu was never ever able to witness his own megalomania. Gbulie claimed that in Biafra the man known as “the General of the People’s Army” “acted egotistically and emotionally and did not attend to practical and pragmatic matters” and that “millions of Igbos paid a horrible price” for his “hubris”.

Leadership landed on his lap by accident. It was a task he was inadequately prepared for – just like the Biafrans were not really prepared for the federal response to the secession. All Ojukwu had to offer was hot air. The Biafrans saw very painfully that this was not enough. In the period since his return from exile all Nigeria got from Ojukwu were self-promotion and the feeding of an over-inflated ego. While his place is guaranteed in the history of Nigeria because of the civil war, he really didn’t come close to my understanding of the term “hero”, but I pray that God is kind to his soul.
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Gbam!

Thank God people are seeing through the whole charade of this megolomaniac called ChukOdimOjukwu of a scoundrel!

Norrrring but a confusionist and an anarchist at BEST!
An accidental and miscalulating FAILURE!
His only legacy to Igbos!
Twa!

The reason anywhere you see a typical IGBO person. . .it is all about ENVY, confusion and disorganization.
What a tragedy!

May God continue to save us from these kinds of OKJ zip code heros/heroines. Amen!

After all the noise. . .all of dem don quench one by one!
An Ijaw man is the 'dictator' of Nigeria. . .dis wan dey shout 'Ahmadu Bello'!
Is Jonathan a decendant of UDF?

INFORMATION: [size=20pt]There is a muted plan [/size] by the Jonathan government to make the term of elected officials in Nigeria to be a single term of 7 years BEGINNING WITH those voted into office this year, who under the extant relevant laws got only a four-year mandate of the Nigerian people. We, therefore, reject this contemplation and call on President Jonathan and his colleagues to re-direct attention to the social re-construction of Nigeria under a constitutional conference with representations from each nation within Nigeria.

God don catch Nigerians for being the dunces they would forever be!
Why una dey cry na.
You wanted Jonathan. . . you got Jonathan.
Atiku my man. . . YOU STILL DEY LAUGH?

Make I relazzzzzzzzzzzz jare. H-enjoy my day off!

Mu he he he he he he

Good news.
Too bad all my peeps don become residents/citizens of other countries.
This is a good excuse to file 'assylum' in man-woman lover beta civilized countries jare!
I for don turn woman or goat lover kpa kpa to escape from Nigeria.

. . . .And who is the government?

badesco:
Who told they are Yorubas? you better watch that your stinking mouth  before they firebombed it. It is always better to double checked your facts before making a comment. Mumu of the highest order.

You are the dunce of course. Na you and your deformed, ancestors plus born/un-born stinking generations firebomb go kill for their sleep or your poverty-stricken village. . . .like rotten dried fire wood full of canker worms!

If you do not know that 65% of petroleum proceeds go to Western Nigeria and their UGLY, LAZZZZY, humpty-dumpty-sat- on-the-wall-Ogboni Otumbas!
See the list so far. . .which is nothing but the truth.
YOU GUTTER-SNIPE!

HA!

Funkymallam:
Wazobia complete here o. . .
Oando = Obj
Con oil = Adenuga
Capital oil = Mr. Ifeanyi Uba
M. R. S oil = Alhaji Sayyi Idris Dantata.
NIPCO oil = Chief Bestman Anekwe
A.P oil = Otedola.
Folawiyo Energy = chief Folawiyo.
Aiteo energy = Mr. Peters.
More to come. . .

Whih kain ye ye WAZOBIA?
See the names up there?
4/5 OUT OF 8 NA YORUBABOOOOONS!!!
Awon ole!
Old goats that sit down doing nothing but marry new wives and chase women all over Nigeria with all their incurable ailments God has so punished them with!

The greatest cowards known to mankind.
So-so mouth!
With hunger and poverty. . ."Give me liberty or give me death" can never factor into the Nigerian equation.
Hungry men/women do not fight.

They die beggers without conscience. . .!
God bless America. . .my home sweet home!

This life ehn?
See this fine man wasting away.
From independence to dependence.
From straight mouth to 'ben-ben' mouth!
What a life.
God, please. . .when it is my time. . .TAKE ME QUICKLY.
Not the one another person will be cleaning my arzzze for me because I have lost my mind in a useless body!
May my God forbid!!!!

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Pricelesssss!!

Boy! He surrrrrrrrrrre had a fine mind! Soooooooooooooooooooooo CHARMING!!!!

After all said and done. . . he cannot even wipe his own buttocks. Does not even know when he is shyting or pissing.
Very sad.

Prolly all lies!
Who wanno believe anything concerning the Nigerian Police Force of thieves?
May you all keep stabbing yourselves in the back and front. . . plus top to bottom and side to side.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I don't know what is wrong with all these stoopid South-South governors. . . like Dimeji BANK-OLE dem. . . they start squealing like over-fed stuffed piglets when they are about to be jettisoned from their born-to-rule throwns of power. What makes him think what he will reveal will make a difference?
Atiku did the same with OBJ. . .any result?

Ngige did the same with the UBA brothers/OBJ during all those their OKIJA-IGBOTIC, country drama of bush-meat politics. Any result?

Please, no need for threats. . . PUBLISH THE DAMN THINGS AND GET IT OVA WITH!

ShiiiiiYOOOOOR!!!

Nor be small tin o!
All my money don finish for 'remittance' of boarding house school fees finish!

[size=20pt]we fight and even kill ourselves for all these people.[/size]

We are related to these muffiins you know. Do you want us to kill our ancestors of corruption?

[size=20pt]Are we all fools? Think. AOH[/size]

Yes!
God made it so. . .for punishment for our wickedness.

[size=20pt]Is anybody still wondering why
SW so desperately wants to hold
on tightly to one Nigeria, at the
expense of SS and some SE states. . . . . . .They just took a lopsided
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Gbam!
The same Yoruba peeps that will be shouting IBB and Atiku all over Nairaland oooh!
Mu he he he he he he
Nauseating creatures!

Who do we blame?
Not the olodo SS/SE?

Super niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

But no longer a fan of Nigerian movies. . .

What a hard-working gal. I wish her all the best!

Never believe what you see from Nigeria without proper investigations.
May be innocent souls used for rituals by some 'extremely' religious bodies.
Dis nor be Abia ra-pe video with evidence o!

Just saying. . .

Thank you jare, Brother Chude.
Nigeria is a country of bigots. . . in all areas of the Nigerian life.
The senators are mostly tri-sex-uals themselves(add goat-phocking too!)
What an irony.

Thank God Nollywood came out to support him.
Now, let us keep the couple in prayers.
All them will have their mother's height.
Amen!

Nneoma. . . .IJEOMA ooooooooooooooooh!!!

Intrepid!:
Your father is a gay too, or didn't he tell you, you tribalistic Fluid-slurper!

So is your mother( a bush Mgbeke, harlot of a mad LovePeddler ). . .as she was severely phocked from her mouth to her anus (and gang-rap-ed by disease infested OSUS from your Igbotic evil forest) to conceive ya without a uterus! Small wonder her stinking, rabid poohsie and anus fused to one to give birth to a huge, UGLY, stinking gorrilla like ya!

You impotent Pa Ojukwu's illegitimate bastard conceived by wota-wota headless and tailess sper-m cells. . . .born by one of his Mgbeke 'Sarah' of a harmattan concubine in old age!

Go and bury your decaying Biafran war lord before he starts depleting the ozone layer with his fat, leaking, IGBOTIC-AKPU-FILLED, rancid arzzzze!

You wretched, m0r0nik, confused [size=20pt]quadruplegic-fagg-oty beast of burden![/size]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NL don kwayet!
Some pipo papa and mama names dey hide behind those 'filing stations' names ooooooh!

Mu he he he he he he



O lovers of Nigeria. . . where art thou?

Fawu nyansh do h-opin wide!

What a primitive country!!!!

He is from the South-South.
What did you expect?
A DUNDEE MAN UNITED of course!
After swearing to Ogboni-Okija oaths of allegiance. . . to his masters, do you expect him to be in his correct mind?

E dey sweeeet me weh-weh. . . . . .Moo-Moo Nigerians keep getting the kinds of dictators they deserve.

Ho ho ho. . . .MERRY XMAS!

Should she care?
She does not have to win every grammy with every album.
Heck no!
She is expecting the greatest grammy a woman can ever have. . . A CHILD!
She nor send. . .abeg!

All the problems you have listed in this your write-up are valid. . .
But now you should know that Nigeria is just struggling to be a country inhabited by pseudo-humans.
Why don't you spare yourself the headache. . .and do the right thing.

DON'T BE PART OF THE ROT. . .ADOPT ANOTHER COUNTRY!

It is therefore in that context that many Nigerians can appreciate the death last Sunday of Dim Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, who promised us the Biafran ‘Book’ he probably never wrote.

Humping on Bianca is a full time job you know.

Or the 'Free Education' your Pa Awo died and never gave Nigeria.

You are absolutely correct about Nigerians. . . but please remove thy log from thine own eyes first!