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All the Receiving o!

chemystery:
ahhhhh! abeg drop the one that wont result to spiritual slap. Spiritual kiss will be managable

hmm u want spiritual kiss? oya wait lemme check my marine phonebook for it

chemystery:
been calling you and you are not picking. I want to pay my own tithe too

i pray u dnt recieve a spiritual slap from dat no.

AdeniyiA:
See person wey I dey defend

defend ke go nd check d no again, was just pulling d op's legs nd he got d joke. wouldnt drop my number here for a hundred thousand let alone #100 lol.

hmm hilarious

Btw HML to u.

AdeniyiA:
She dropped he number so y did you think she doesn't need it?? ?? BTW edit out her number from d quote

daz nt my no.

Check well

coolestchris:
you don't want, u won't allow another to collect

haba! I didn't block anybdy's rd na

0804Q419666
op Iyam waiting o!

dingbang:
Sinaj where were you posted to..

Bornu

It seems this year's jambites are more of science students

Many science students really scored high this year.

The way estranged lovers now go abt killing themselves is quite alarming



To Love Christ naim sure pass now!

Hawlahscho:
The way your English construction is epileptic here, the same it is in your fake screenshot.

No punctuation in the message at all and JAMB sent 100 mark instead of marks?

Wake up bro. This wont make front page as you planned.

lol

I think it's a made up story nd txt too

It starts from good looks nd end in character.

so iron can turn some people on

Chai! it is finished

SmartChoices:
Have you been tested?

cum nd test na

SmartChoices:
Your boyfriend? Cc sina.j kimb.ra

u r sick

I evn wear maternity pant

I admire pretty girls a lot nd m nt a lesbian

Nairaland guys nd craze sha


It might b ashewoboy she met here

Are u sure ur sibling is not trying to prank u

The woman face b like Susu face She looks so mean nd wicked.
It's not like she complained that Tonto owed her or never paid her salary
I wonder how much they paid her to do this

handsam:
Emenike.

owkay! Tanchu!

Amberon:
Did she just diss davido by the bolded?

nah a footballer. I think is Moses that called himself a rich black monkey.

SpicyMimi:
Hahahahahahaja Odunlade has really suffered oooooo!!!!! My best Meme is the one about ATM receipts

everybdy is guilty of dat one

Sanchez01:
I'm almost crying

urobo broda lol

Smellymouth:
U nor dey stand na. U nor dey carry who dey stand.. So u nor go underSTAND.

na u o!

see as u dey drop rap lines for me

[quote author=Smellymouth post=]Heheheehe.. Ashawo nor be work oo.. [/quote]Izit ur puna
Abeg define work for me

I was so moved last week when I saw her doing it.

Smellymouth:
Why not? Better than dating a dumb slay queen..

I don't care what her line of work is as long as it's
an honest job, and she is hard-working. I'd rather date a good, hard-working cleaner than a self-centered, greedy slay mama..

so all this our sister that work all night during cold nd hot weather are not hardworking abi

Benekruku:
$5,000,000 is too much for me to act a sex tape with an human!


Rather prefer to act it with a goat, tortoise, dog or Pig.


$5,000,000 X 400 Naira=2,000,000,000


Where is the goat abeg?

na only for money matter people dey turn mathematician

Syphax:
Hungerbad: Ishilove, who is Sanchez? Ishilove: He is just an Urhobo brother Sanchez:

Rotfl
sanchez01 u r finished