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donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

wickid u.

i cnt find my broom

Chadso:
Lol.. And there after u go to church nd start strippin during praise nd worship

i dnt do it on a xundae

Blessed Mom

meehn! diz baby cute die

cnt wait to start uploadin my baby's pic

hehehehe

c groovin!

Chadso:
That awkward moment when Sinaj can't even differentiate between thyme nd e'bgo

lol... lyk usin e'gbo to cuk rice instead of thyme

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vjsmiles:
[color=italy] excuse me? [/color]

u wana pass?

pweedyuz:
MEE
What's d nxt place??

lets check into jokes section bae

copy!
yawns!!!

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.........rubbish!!!!

Mtcheeeeew!

*walks outta thread* whu iz comin wid me...

F**k ur frnds feelings

if u r educated enof, u can educate her too.
u fink iz evry University graduate dat can spell his/her name?
u r not livin for ya frnds.

vizkiz:
come on dude, I think I am with your friends on this one...you wouldn't wanna get married to another Mrs jonathan will you?

education iz no guarantee to a happy home, grab dat dude...

diz guy sha smh

hehehe diz doesnt sound gud.

what if u aint able ulto return

We live for Reality not Society...i wnt forget diz sentence in a hurry...

i tot she iz happy single, o! daz Ini edo's word...my bad

she really loves Khalifa

Slimzjoe:
My crush can't read long stuffs

coz awaznt wid my eye glass

AndreRose:
A girl(B) whom had been with a guy(H) for too long was advised by her friend(G) to leave him or he should put a ring on it. G haven done it on facebook was lambasted by H(when he saw it)to mind her business and she should equally tell her bro to put a ring on the girl he's dating. G fired back too. And it went on and on. B just told G that she should have done it private.

o! fenkz bae

kayalla:
abeg make she go find food eat

lol

u dnt xpect her to admit dat she iz depressed...

no my biz though...
walks outta thread

AndreRose:
Lol. What a funny scenario

lmao! rily funi...

plz wots it about
ai cudnt read it

o! daz grt!

dnt forget to run HIV. test afta 3mnths

wait a min... r u gay

lyk seriosly

o! my precios m.b

Orijin101:
Let me now choose that lucky lady . . .

Let me choose Lala247, no i won't choose her, she loves money too much. . .

Or should i choose rokiatu, no jhare i hate ladies with extralarge yanshes. . .

WoOoOow! I will prefer to choose sinaj no jhare, she loves smoking weeds too much. . .

Let me choose mhizizzy jhare, no no no no, she is the one dating that fulani boy and i won't love to see my head off my body. . .

Good idea! I will choose Dimples192, oh no! she is an afin . . .

Ehm. . . Farano Farano Farano, i don't like ladies with red-headed dada (abeg, na yoke i dey yoke ooo)

What about rubey ehm.. ehm... ehm.... i comment my reserve

I remember ireneony, that girl comparing herself with nicki minaj, she will be faker than nicki then. . .

Infact, i no choose anybody jhare

r u nt d one dat introduced me to d family business

Slimzjoe:
Vhat awkward moment when I brag to Sinaj that I perform better with weed but get knocked out by my 1st wrap

lol... r u a learner

u can start with a cuban cigar
or i can teach ya ow to smoke wid a rizla

k

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