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So no one has seen the naked girl in the mirror. Snapping the man?? Nairalanders are boring me today

phintohlar:
lobatan

meaning?

CaptainStephen:
So Fulani mei guard now guide Academy gate ba, Thank God I went to NDA to know this is rubbish news without substance.

i went there too.. It is possible. Tell yourself the truth.

CaptainStephen:
And again I say No Cadet can leave the academy without permission for three days !

you left the academy awhile ago.. I have been at the academy too. So i can tell you this story is possible. Lets be sincere

SirMichael1:
No, what's wrong with you?

Don't post your photo and ask us to critic it.

Dont be stupid mr. Man. If it was my photo i will tell you it was mine.. Will u beat me?

So i came across this picture today. I noticed something is wrong with it. So Nairalanders tell me what you think is wrong with it.

I know the guy, commonly called EXCEL.
Him and his wife graduated from FUTO.

He is one of the most focused people i have ever met.

Happy Married life EXCEL!!

There is nothing much you can do. Its really painful to have a heart break.

I am giving you the advice(s) hoping that your own part of the story is true to the best of your knowledge.
Analytically speaking, i want to point out some things.

1)when you cheated your wife forgave you within a week.

I can explain why she forgave you that fast.
*She actually believed your story, of getting that condom attached to your shoe in the mechanic workshop.
OR
*She had already started cheating by then, so she may have considered forgiving you since she wasnt really different from you.

2)You cant just leave the marriage because you have a son who now knows what is going on

Alot of actions you want to take, put the negative and positive effects it will have on your son into consideration. He is still very young.

3) Marriage is for the rest of your life.
She is your wife as you have said. If you can remember your marriage vows. You said only death will do you part not unfaithfulness or anything else. So just forgive her.

Its your choice though.

I am Dozie. You can e-mail me. For further discussion.

This is a photo i came across today. I was thinking of the best tag to give to it.
What do you think?

Was it 10pm sharp??

And this is news??

Do you know how many times i have smiled during and after election...

Am tired of nigeria celebrity news

Fake news.
Anyone can type this

Fake news

Obiano: Bros, abeg since morning i never chop.
Buhari : hmmm

RETIREDMUMU:
just make ignorance dey play ludo on top ur head

Am done talking.. I cant believe nairaland asked for a username and you actually put that.

RETIREDMUMU:
thinking on feet instantly pays

u will still ask for what to tell to a girl that tell u she have a bf

i thought you said you have retired

RETIREDMUMU:
chai wetin we no hear

some people fit ask how many time dey can eat daily

what is wrong with the question? Well sorry, i didnt look at your name before replying you

Hello guys,

There was this girl i promised to give a phone call some time ago.
So it happened that on the fateful day, i picked up my i-phone 6 and dialed her number.
Baamm baaamm! the phone buzzed in my ears.
And it was done, no response.
So i tried the number again and same. No response!.
When i dialed it the 3rd time, she picked up the call and sounded pissed, and then she said "Hello, you called me the first time i did not pick up, you called the second time, i did not pick. Did you not think i was busy?"

So i want to ask you guys. How many times should someone's number be tried, if the person isnt picking up?

Evaberry:
welcome my dear


we would love to touch your boobs.

Girls are soft and cuddly, its no wonder u wanna touch em

are u lez too?

Sexy20:
Don't they sting him?

i rili dont know

grayht:
With a little soapy boiling mint water, you can kill all the bees.. Nonsense!!!

You think those bees are normal?

A man who reportedly stole a car, is currently crying out for help after the owner of the car used 'Black Magic Voodoo' to attack him by making his hands afflicted by thousands of bees who remain on his body day and night.

The video which emerged online and is making the rounds on social media, was trailed by mixed reaction and criticisms after online users reacted on the pains the man is going through while others said he got what he deserved by stealing another man's car.


The identity of the man or where in Africa the shocking and bizarre incident happened were not ascertained by TORI News as at the time of filing this report;

Watch the video below (viewer's discretion is highly advised);


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQ6KrmbOM0

A Nigerian lady, Debrah Dineo took to her Facebook to reveal that she loves b**bs and a*s and is more attached to women. According to her, it started when she first touched her sister’s b**bs.


“I am not a lesbian but i don’t know why i get attached to girls more than guys.i love girls more.i have always loved b**bs and a*s that sometimes i feel like touching.i started liking b**bs since the day i purposely touched my elder sis own while i was still in primary school.thats weird right?i hate handbags.i sometimes wish i was a boy..You are a girl,just know i love you. am even crushing on a particular girl here”

meforyou1:
let me correct your correction.
It's Adjacent

so ur trying to say there is directly adjacent?

Incorrect headline.. You cant say directly beside.
Its either directly opposite or directly proportional

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Good day,

I hereby want to bring to your( my reader) notice that the stamp duty that bank diamond bank of Nigeria announced that they have stopped is suspected to still be on.

Diamond bank users were charged #50 randomly earlier this year in the name of stamp duty. This act pushed people especially students to withdraw all they had in their account in order to avoid futher charges.

Well Diamond bank on the other side said that they do not gain anything from the stamp duty charges, stating that it is a directive from federal government that any deposition in the bank either manually or electronically above #1000 will be charged #50 monthly.

One day we woke up to see a text from diamond bank as follows "the stamp duty charges will be reversed, we are sorry for any inconviniences this has caused - diamond bank".

Shortly after the charges were reversed, we started paying for ATM services, #54.50 monthly. We have been using atm card and machines long before now. Why are we now at this point being charged for ATM maintenance.
Mind you whether you use the ATM that month or not, #54.50 leaves your account monthly.

If you ask me ATM Maintanance Charges is just another name for Stamp duty. What do you think?

computerwiz2:
This was the campaign statement by Buhari, blasting the then president Obasanjo for globe-trotting.

am i d only one seeing this.. He dint spend over 110 he spent just 103 if u ask me, he kept to his words