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Raiders:
Attention seeker. Who said anything about reducing the minimum wage? Senator "look like obama with Obanikoro's Brain

olodo

Lol
They even tagged the kin v*****
Well next story plsss?

Nda aspirants.. Good day
I knw ur ears are itching so i wanna bring a little relief. Below are d stages for selection into the NDA.
1) jamb: jamb is d first stage. If u pass u will be notified by d nda to print ur exam card and u will also hv to get ur post card ready. A post card is the bigger version of a passport.
2)NDAEE: u write d exam.. 4 subjects, 40 questions each. Similar to ur jamb subjects. U are advised to study ur compendium.
3)AFSB: 50 candts per state are chosen... Dats d best 50.. And dey will be alerted via text or email as d case maybe.. Dis are d candts to go for interview. During d interview u will go tru 5 major stages.
i) credential screening: dis stage is normal u will knw weda u will move on or not b4 credentials. As far as u aint doing anytin fishy.. U will pass d stage..
ii) medical screening: here ur number wud reduce cos d pipo hu defaulted in credentials wud hv gone home.. Ur ECG, BP, blood, sight, private part, pile, teeth , bow leg, height( guys 1.68) (gals 1.55 or dere abt) weight, urine and flat foot. Flat foot is d least considered if ur oda things are good and God is with u flat foot wont take u out.. After dis stage u move to d next.
iii) the 3.2 km race dis stage just jog normallly. Except u want to be d academy horse. But normal jogging will do.. Dis is d last stage of eviction. Altho in 67 dere was no eviction at dis stage.. Den next is d obstacle crosing( group and individual)
Next anoda round of examination and psycological test, d next day sand modelling and finally face board turn by turn state by state till everyone is through..
U can only hope and pray for d final list. 10 pipo will be chosen and 3 reserves. Some states 11 and 3 reserves.
Note: d greatest eviction occurs at medicals.
I hope dis helps someone to knw wats ahead go to you tube and download "the making of a military officer".
Good luck
Chukwu Chiedozie Nzube

maryjane1997:
Pls everyone my name is maryjane,I want ask any anambra aspirant here and also I hv nt been seeing enough women in dis thread frm de biggining.and also I will like to knw wen de form will be out thank u

the form will be out soon.. Altho no one can claim to know wen... As for girls being on d trend, u will see so many girls in NDAEE u will begin to wonder where dey came from

Good day aspirants

Mark 11:23 sumarizes whom ever says a tin and doesnt doubt it, it shall come to pass.
So alwaz be positive abt nda 68rc admision race. Remember d bible said "whom" not believer or christian dat means even d muslems & pegans are involved in dat passage. So alwaz tell urself "I can make it".
And believe it. Goodluck
Chukwu Chiedozie Nzube

JideJamez:
More pictures

Bloody civilians.... Dey dint even wear a common uniform

Touch not my children and do my offspring no harm

timmykaydude:
Please when will the nda form be available for sale?,kindly notify the public when the form is out..thanks

dey offer engineering courses...
But few anyways...
Secondly i will inform u all wen the form is officially out..
Thirdly if u are directing a message to me, you quote me.. So dat i will see it on tym..
Goodluck

Good day,
For dose of u having issues with subject combinations especially. I hv brought a link for u to download the NDA RC requirements. This will help you prepare for JAMB and NDAEE respectively. Share with odaz.

Click to download guideline - [http://ndaapplications.net/NIGERIAN-DEFENCE-ACADEMY-Requirements-And-Application-Guideline%2067th-Course.pdf]
May God grant us Grace.
GOODLUCK
CHUKWU CHIEDOZIE NZUBE

Hello guys i hv an advice for you.. Chat less AND prepare more i tell u d truth on the day of NDAEE u will be shocked at the crowd you will see for dat exam.. U myt loose hope... Ur hope begins wen u make d 50 man list
Good luck
CHUKWU CHIEDOZIE

My fellow aspirants
Jamb is at the corner, prepare for it, like never before.
All you need to get is the national cutoff.
Which most times is 180 but at the same time to be on the safe side get 200.
In NDAEE 180 and 390 are equal.
GOODLUCK
CHUKWU CHIEDOZIE

lizzlix:
I'm new to this stuff. I dnt really v a clear undstndn of hw it wrks. Pls, i need someone with vast knwldge and experience here to put me through. I need a mentor to ask questns frm time to time. Anyone who feels oblige to hlp cn drop a whatsapp contact. I will b vry greatful. Thnk u. Cc madawaki, senator.

This is my whatsapp contact
08124162576
Madawaki is now a cadet, so he wont be showing up here much
Goodluck

loftuscheek:
Bro pls wat should be dey subject combo fr psycology in jamb..tanks

Maths english den u choose two odas from
Biology, economics, and government
Goodluck

Guys as an experienced aspirant i will be giving you timely infos and helpful ideas dat i tink will make u successful n 68rc... I am a AFSB tested and AFSB board tested..
GOODLUCK
CHUKWU CHIEDOZIE

B4 d guy kneels down hes dead,,. His story ends afta d slap

Well ... Okay

[s][/s]i shud nt be here

Please can someone teach how this art is done

Tapout:

O gini?

Let me do like a gal

"Oow dats so cute"
Well bak to my normal self
Dats amazing shaa

Its not dere fault... D stress u go tru in nigerian universities dis days has made so joyous wen graduate dat u dont knw aw to rejoice.... Well congrats to d graduate

nomoless:
is it the university cult you understand

well my sch was a military one so i dint rili experience such shit

DatBossAssChick:
Not every girl is a Noisemaker when they come across such thing.

I went to his place, all the doors were locked, curtains closed down which he hardly does when he is alone and there was no light. Instinct number one

Knocked for closed to five minutes (normally I wouldn't read meaning but in that case it was clear) instinct number 2

He opened the door, he was still trying to dress properly, shirt half way down, d**k still as hard as an iron in his trouser. Instinct number 3

First words from my mouth was " What were you doing, he said "nothing". I knew he was doing something then he said "my cousin is in the bathroom bathing" then I said "okay".

I walked straight to the room to drop my purse the room which I arranged properly before leaving for work was upside down already, Haba.. I know how one sided he sleeps on the bed na. He hates scattered room. Instinct number 4

He started spraying airfreshner all around the house.hmm I laughed instinct number 5

It took his cousin like 20 mins to come out(in my mind I was which cousin that didn't come to stay would have her bath, I took that off my mind)

Went to sit at the living room when she was about to come out, he walked straight to whisper to her to tell me she is his cousin, that's how he cooked the lies properly. Instinct number 6

When she finally walked to the living room where I was sitting, I greeted and accessed her, she wasn't bathing, I laughed in my mind, as friendly as I am, I started chatting with her then started with some few questions to get my own info but while I was asking her the questions the so called bf was the one answering the question for her. She just kept quiet. I said to her jokingly, ha I thought you were bathing, she said no, the so called bf said oh I thought she was bathing..blabla

He decided to give her a name which she then said it was her name. By then I was watching their eye contacts the both of them were just lying. She couldn't even lie well or look at my face well. Asked her surname and what I asked from his bro didn't match Instinct number 7

Before I left for work that morning, he kept on asking me when I'll be closing for that day but because I wasn't sure I didn't tell him. I just said I dunno I might close late but I'll inform him when I'm done.blablabla

Mtchewww...I'm tired of remembering all the BS that happened that day.

Tired of writing

... am sori for saying dey were lies... forgive me pls
the way u explained it here is much more understandable....
once more am sori

Dis secondary sch cult.... I dont understand

Ok STC

So sad

DatBossAssChick:
This is funny and serious at the same.

Caught him red handed in his place on my way from work, decided not to inform him and wala!!.. he came up with a smooth lie that she is his cousin. And the girl agreed to bear the cousin with a fake name that even his family members dont know of.

My instincts told me everything acting was a lie because even his brother doesn't know about such cousin. Lol

Lies!!!! How can a gal catch her bf redhanded and do nothing..... Even wen dey hear... Talk more of wen dey saw it for demselves
You hv broken RULE 8; of nairaland

Lies!!!! How can a gal catch her bf redhanded and do nothing..... Even wen dey hear... Talk more of wen dey saw it for demselves
You hv broken RULE 8; of nairaland

Janet101:
Abeg,who ask u?

leave him na... Wats ur problem

Janet101:
Waiting for wht guy!

for us to be fwds