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ekensi01:
when last did you check on your brain update service provider?

u are d one who needs d brain update

I need help.
I cant set sd card as default storage location..
Sd card is ticked in the settings as default but evrytin i download and save still go straight to the internal storage.

I have tried all i know from my knowledge of phones but none has worked..
Please help me guys

Homeboiy:
Okorocha should come n take him to hospital nah


he voted him

what concerns okorocha and umuahia.
U need to study ur state and capital

PrettyCrystal:
A car fell off from a bridge unto a bus at Olorunsogo, along Lagos-Ibadan express way, Ibadan, Oyo state on Tuesday August 1 around 7:03 am. No life was lost in the ghastly motor accident. According to Facebook user, Makanjuola Nurudeen Olatunji, the car which was driven by a lady landed on the commercial bus which had no passenger...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/car-fall-off-bridge-ibadan-lands-commercial-bus-photos.html

an accident is only ghastly when atleast one person dies.

OP take note

Ok

Sharp

No pictures..
Well 11th to comment

Collinsemegreat:
tankx bt i didnt misplacd my postcard just asknq abt d chest no

i tot u submitted ur two postcards?

Collinsemegreat:
explain chest no.?

wat state are u from
Now go and snap anoda post card with d same cloth u used fo d previous one... D same backgroud too.. Write all ur details at d back..... Find someone dat was in d same centre as u... Forge ur invigilators signature... Dats d only way... because if u make d list and u tell dem story... U will go home

Dear aspirants,
hope d exams were ok? Just came to wish u guys luck.. Havnt been online for a long tym cos my fone was/is bad. See u guys wen d list is out.
Chukwu chiedozie Nzube

Adonis3:
I believe the only reason a church should set up a school should be to provide affordable and quality education for their members


Why would a church build a school that an average member can't afford


The saints of the old never enriched themselves why members languished in penury


But what do you have today



"Men of GOD" getting richer and richer, buying private jets etc



The church has become a business centre with a hub of commercial activities that benefit members in no way

Smh


#Adonis3HasSopken

they are preparing for rapture and since rapture is all about flying dey are buying private jet ..... Hallelujah!!...

Good day aspirants,
i am nt bak but just felt i shud encourage some of u here.
D exam is in aprox. 104 hrs , prepare hard. if u hvnt started u can still start. U are advised to read compendium. My fone is bad so i wont be coming online lyk b4.. May God help u as u help urself..see u on saturday
Chukwu Chiedozie Nzube (fellow aspirant)

guys GOODLUCK

CHUKWU CHIEDOZIE NZUBE

Now the form is truely out.
The link can be found in nda.edu.ng
and its isnt free, it goes for 3k.
my advice is dat u shudnt rush into early registration as the registration portal myt still be under upgrade or repairs, dose dat wrote 67 u knw wat am talking of.
i wish u all goodluck, and may d odds be in ur favour..
Chukwu Chiedozie Nzube

timmykaydude:
is it compulsory we should choose NDA in jamb because during 67rc some people did nt choose them in jamb and they were shortlisted and apart from that,this 68rc form Is taking too long o,its not even in deir upcoming events, sinator,xslaze please shed more light on my question or maybe someone who can be of help....no insult pls.

it isnt compulsory to take dem as first choice. but if dey said choose dem as 1st choice... u choose dem to be on the safe side. anytin can happen.
#happynewyear aspirants

Bad!!!

Hu are dis bastards threatnening.. See bastards o.. Come na

D judge u sentenced dis shit...
Ur mother will hang too.. Cos she too must hv stolen money from ur father.
#bastard

Dammysmart:
pls bro I wanna know how exactly that eye screening is done....how can I know before screening that o v a bad eye...Note I see clearly. pls shed light on it sir.

d eye test is no big deal.. Dere are two styles for eye test... D first one dey put d letter E to face diferent directions and wen dey point u say which direction its facing..
D second u face a mirror and d letters will be up behind u... Den u read den out. As ur reading it. Dey will bring a book to ur face and ask u to say d numbers in d book.. D numbers are in colours. So dat test is for color blindness.. Dats all
So for daily pratices just try to read sign board as u walk on d road to see aw gud ur eyes are but dont strain dem

U seee?
900 hostages released in one attack...
God will punish all dis nigerian men sponsoring boko boys, making d job hard for nigerian army

Where is d oda leg of d shoe casket

Dear aspirants,

Hey guys
Why dont u reduce ur anxiety abt d nda form.
Wen it is out u will all knw.
Besides everyone has equal oppurtunity, so if ur tinking dat because u reg early u hv a higher chance, ur wrong..
Just be patient..
Goodluck
Chukwu Chiedozie Nzube

U and i knw dat singles go flock here..


Well FTC cos d first guy no comment en just put face
Halleluyah!! ( in gordons voice)

Is dere anyoda tin u will like to say?
(In obasanjo's voice)

No advice....
Shaa just beat him up( in my voice)

If u tryyyyyyyy it.. ( in gordons voice)

NACHIEVER:
To the Þermanent site abi,
Hallelujah!!!

Nachiever so u like gordons

Arsenal wedding chai (in patience voice)

NACHIEVER:
Sinat0r, ßadt Guy.,

dats aw to move ur ministry

Panzerfaust:
So I shuldnt bother?

Reduce ur age in ur certificates

Panzerfaust:
Ill be 21 yrs 5 months at time of entry (If admitted)..Will that be a problem during credentials screening?

yes u have a problem....
In 67 even if u are a day older dan 21 u re out.. So find a way now to manover dat tin

Asapcymg:
Am 23 in need of. House job

u want to snatch husband abi