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daretodiffer:

I know

Tell me.

daretodiffer:
As many as possible.

How did you know it was me?

If I give you my secret to finding you, it wouldn't make it easier for me to find you next time you space-shift into a new moniker, would it?


My secret way to finding you stays with me.

daretodiffer:
Beautiful family

Justfollowit, how many monikers are you going to deactivate before you find the perfect moniker to take solace in?

Those that have been blamed for Shekpe woeful outings this season:


Courtois
Begovic
Zouma
Ivanovic
Cahill
Terry
Ramires
Mikel
Matic
Oscar
Fabregas
Hazard
FatCow
Costa
Remy
The English F.A
Moaninghoe
Eva Craneiro
Jon
Baba Rahman
All Shekpe players on loan including Solanke
Kennedy
Refrees
Fans not supporting shekpe enough
Wenger
Pedro
Mike Emanalo
Abrahimovic
And finally, the size of Stamford Bridge.

lalaboi:
You didn't add that its been 11 years since Arsenal last won the league. copy it complete

I copied it from a NLer, he didn't add that part, not my fault.

The amount of wailing and tears on this thread will sink the Titanic ship. Na real wa. All these tears coz of a one-off odd season?


Cech stayed at Chelsea for 11 years, he was sold to AssAnal for a fee of 11m. Chelsea currently have 11 point, the difference between arsenal and Chelsea is 11 point, everything about Chelsea is 11. I just hope MaureenHoe will not be sacked in this 11th month.

ElFenomeno1:
Cool your socks you little spinster
Rooney must see out his contract
MUFC must he ruined!

I blame Gaal for giving you the gall to troll us incessantly. Enjoy your one minute fame while it lasts, coz once that hediot called White Pele cops a long term injury, we'll be back to torment your azz.

AdeLaNa1:
If half of the Utd fans on dis thread(especially Sinizia) were in the UK, Rooney would ve been found dead in some back alley long time ago

You are bang on point!! Add Van Gaal into the mix of hediots I won't hesitate to strangle if given the chance.

What peeves me the most is that is not that we are poor. For fúck's sake, we are fùcking rich!! Why can't we pay off the fat rétard, Rooney and get 5 more Young Rooney or Martial? Fúck you Gaal. May it never be well with you!!

AdeLaNa1:
Well damn! Some1's pissed!!!

I'm really pissed. I can't suffer to skip important occasions during the weekend for United matches and get served with monumental borefest. Ever wonder why I enjoyed the United game against Middlesbrough than the borefest against Shitty? The pace and tempo made the match fun. One had Rooney starting and one did not, and it's no coincidence that one without Rooney starting was lively. We know our problem unlike shekpe, but we lack a gaffer to curb on recent dip in form. May Gaal and Rooney suffer a fatal heartbreak in their lives like they are dishing to United fans every matchday. Idiots!!

coogar:
you better don't give yourself HBP cos it's about to get worse. adidas is about to sign rooney in a multi-million pound deal so he's about to get even more appearances.

I think I get it now. It all makes sense now. The same reason Assnal couldn't sack Wenger is the same reason Rooney can't be benched - they both rake in millions for their clubs. SMH.

SIRcumalot:
Hazard no be minus 1 for field ?
Careful what you wish for.

You don't get it. All I'm saying is that Moaninghoe has the guts to bench any Idíot causing the retrogression of his team. Moaninghoe can't have a misfiring, pathetic, fat, dumb, sluggish, overhyped, overpaid, Man Utd enemy of progress like Rooney and still play him week in, week out while his team keeps falling behind.

Moaninghoe benched top dogs in his teams like:

Casillas (Spanish equivalent of England's fatso)
Terry
Matic
Hazard (his best player last season)
Oscar
Mata
Fabregas etc.


That's Moaninghoe for you. No one is greater than the club!!

But moronic dingbat in the shape of Gaal, refused to buy Otamendi just so he can play Blind there. The móron shunted Martial striker to the wing just so he could play Fatso upfront. The imbecilé refused buying any striker till the transfer deadline coz of the fat White Pele. Sold Rafeal for no reason and converted Val to a RB. Shunted Mata to the wings all coz of Fatso. You tell me, between Moaninghoe and the old Idíot, who has more guts.

SailorXY:
Captain leads the line from the beginning of season: about 0.5goals averaged by the team.

Martial arrived & led the line: more than 2.7 goals averaged by the team despite being new with little or no time for chemistry with others.

Captain returns to the same forward role, same support cast: about 0.3 goals averaged by the same team.


& someone wants me to believe LvG is not residing along the boarders of insanity! What's with all the goalless draws? It's better we win one & lose the next - 3 points against 2 points! Rubbish.

I'll take the much maligned Moaninghoe over this dumb, pathetic and clueless geriatric called Gaal any day, anytime!! Moaninghoe can never allow Rooney anywhere near OT with his crappy displays over 3 years now. The money was there to splash (something Moaninghoe cherishes), Gaal refused to splash them. Now to remove the boil in Man Utd's ass, Rooney, the móron refused to do so. I pray he and Roooney slips into coma till this season is over. Fucktàrds!!

Dadehmola:
Chelsea's recent slump na im make you change from male to female??

Don't blame him. Mourinho/Mourinholic has blamed virtually every animate and inanimate thing on this galaxy for shekpe's pathetic outings, when it didn't work, Mourinho has gone for gender change so he can blame it on "sexism" or the press being sexist.

cherryice:
siniz.ia lav.eda boo nubian1.13 Emapri.nce. Happy new month hunnies. Wish yal d best

Happy new month Sunshine.

Happy new month to big head Tashaamania , sexy Laveda, ever-smiling Nubian113 and my niggas, Darkenedrebel/Classyalabolas and llaykorn.

Shitty back on track.

Hahahahah. Hart just did the worst gaffe any keeper can do. Absolute comedy. LMAO.

coogar:
rooney has a must play clause in his contract. after SAF left him out of the biggest games in 12/13 season, his agent managed to get a contract that will not exclude him from any game unless he's unfit.....think about it!

LVG's hands are tied!
he has sacked plenty of players for 10% of the shyte rooney has served us this season. moyes/woodward should take the blame for this mess.

even if rooney deliberately scores an own goal 5 times in a game, he would start the next game & it shall remain so till 2019.

Then Woodward caused it all. If he had refused, Rooney wouldn't have copped that contract. You are right, coz without such contract, then there's no way Rooney would be on that pitch. We are fùcked either way.

Luck against Palace. They ought to be winning by 4 goals.

We are losing this match, watch and see.

coogar:
rooney is shyte!
as shitty hazard has been this season with 0 goals in 16 games, rooney is worse than hazard. rooney is conveniently the worst striker on the planet.

does LVG have the balls to take rooney off for young so that martial can play up front? i doubt it. it's been 300 minutes since we last scored a goal. if we don't win today's game, LVG should be stoned to death!

Like you predicted, he retained Rooney and took off Darmian for Young. Worst Gaffer ever!!

coogar:
we won't score any goal with rooney up top? you saw the golden pass martial fed rooney, didn't you? rooney's adipose cells slowed him down and he decelerated instead of accelerating.

the other day raumdeuter was showing us a stat of our poor chance creation. how can we create chances when the fat cow cannot even shoot the ball when put through on goal?

A few secs ago, Martial fed him another one and he couldn't even trap it. Why on earth did Ferguson give us Moyes? He'd have stayed, sold Rooney and then retire. This is not United I used to know. I'm switching my channel to another match. I can't bear this torture.

coogar:
jones is in the red zone....
same as memphis & valencia so they ain't starting today.

Oh, much better. Thought it was nepotism on Gaal's part.


How do you see this match? Any chance for us nicking it?

SIRcumalot:
Calm down rooney get goal today. And we go win.

I can't be calm with fat bastard on that pitch, sorry.

How is Blind better than Jones for fúck's sake?

darefestus:
FÚCK OFF ROONEY!!FÙCK OFF ALREADY.

We told you Rooney is dead and gone but you still reserve some iota of hope in him.

United fans, is there any way we can program the Antispambot to ban any móron that supports Rooney on this board?

codedguy1:
Seems we are just happy passing the ball about in the middle without any plan to penetrate.

Any organised/disciplined defence will just wait until we lose the ball and get us on a counter.

Palace is one of the teams that are not easy to play.

Gaal is our problem. May it never well with him.


Can you see what Rooney missed now coz he has no pace? Martial would have caught that ball.

Our wings are utterly useless save for Martial. Rooney can't make incisive runs. He has lost ALL his pace. Why can't Rooney and Gaal slip into coma till this season is over?

Rooney with most timid of freekicks I've seen in my life.

UniqueGem:
I can't help but think Martial will lose his confidence as a striker soon. He's constantly being played out of position.

Gaal is killing this team and our players. Maybe Scholes is right, Gaal should be blamed for Rooney's slump in form.

Who's watching our match. Man will lose this match. How did we end up with Gaal. Which kind of formation and players are these? Why is Martial wasting on the wings? I wish this Idíot can be sacked.