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Berlynn:
evul



Jude its well another better woman will come your way just relax... also stop impressing a girl with money nd gift ... Its doesn't buy LOVE... I feel for ya

**runs fingers thru her waist**

Benita27:
That makes us two.

Niggaz be acting pussywhipped when the world is populated with enough women to satiate even a eunuch.

Welcome back to the bachelors club!
We still get forms for sale, come buy

If every man on this planet can act like me then this world would certainly be a better place!

I don't have the time or patience to grieve over a cheating partner moreless the will to revenge. If you cheat on me, we're done. Its your loss, not mine. I move on to the next one, NO TIME!

CAPSLOCKED:


CHRISTIANS WILL TELL YOU TO NOT QUESTION GOD, OR ANY OF THE ABSURDITIES IN THE BIBLE.


....... YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL WHERE YOU'LL BURN FOR ETERNITY WITH NO ONE TO RESCUE YOU, WHILE THEY AND THE ANGELS OF GOD INCLUDING OTHER GOOD CHRISTIANS WHO REGULARLY PAID THEIR TITHES AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO QUESTION THE BIBLE, BE CRUISING AND ENJOYING FREE BEER AND WI-FI IN HEAVEN... WHERE THEY CAN BE ON THE INTERNET FOR 24 HOURS WATCHING P0RN AND MASTURBATIING WITH GOD HIMSELF WHILE BROWSING ASS AND B00BS THREAD ON NAIRALAND WITHOUT SEUN TO BAN THEM CUZ HE'LL ALSO BE IN HELL AT THAT TIME!

Was reading thru... Nearly choked with laughter when I read this!

Just had to quote it for reference.

Horlohlah:
I hope so

You hope so?

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This itelS31 people have been carrying out rigorous ad campaigns round NL.

Backinfront:
But they hide this truth, pretending to find them gayish.

Aha! When your fine-boy don too much, dem tag you gay. Whereas dark skin people pay through their nose to get this light skin tone you were gifted with.

richommie:
So this one is now topic shey?


Na wah ooo.











#YOLO

Yesterday, it was ethnicity. Today its complexion. Who knows what tomorrow's will be?

Backinfront:
Confess they don't look your way. Thin tall tony looks gay to you? Liar

Many women are scared of dating light skinned guys. Since they know you're attractive, they know every woman would want you and they aint cut out for headaches and heartbreaks. That's the truth.

Amarabae:
A handsome dark or chocolate skinned guy is very appealing to the eye.
The darker the berry,the sweater the juice.
Some lightskinned guys are just "soft".

"Some" being the operative word there.

Backinfront:
We know what women want. Some women are very cunning.
Who is the poster above deceiving?

But there are dark guys who are equally handsome. #NoHomo

omega25red:
cuckold

What's Cuckold?

Horlohlah:
Mummy,they said you said I attacked you...when and how?

Twas a mix up. Sorry about that.

Mynd44 when be your bday?
You happen to be my fav mod right after Lala.



HBD lalasticlala, age with grace sir.

Bumbae1:
Lol hmmm so u gonna harrass ppl today Anyway lets not derail going to go bath
Later

Come on... You know I'm peaceful as a dove

Okies..

Bumbae1:
Literally just got up need coffee , its just 8am though

That's good..

I took the day off to attend a program, just found out its been cancelled.

Bumbae1:
I put request with my pastor so he can do your exocism .. because deliverance wont work
Morning sweetie hope u slept rough
Told u guys to stop these criminal activities una no dey hear see as una face b

Morning baybee... You never go work?

Bumbae1:
Traphedges and Sinz see una mug shot na kirikiri una dey go straight

As long as they allow you conjugal visits to come fvck the hell outta me.

Its not an open relationship if its only the woman that is allowed to explore other options. What kind of man assents to an open relationship anyway?

Attention seeking.

Rextayne:
you are welcome. Don't worry when i find it in my book folder i will let you know

Thank you, sir.


I'm sincerely grateful.