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greymiles:
Thread for baby goats to bleat on

AYNL:
it is ma bro

Gunboysavage:
I'm not gay sir

iLoveYouToo:
How come I’ve never seen or heard an American lawyer addressed as Barrister?

Regex:
I met my ex girl, and she told me she was a virgin. I completely believed her. Tried to break her, but she begged me not to.



Meanwhile, she was busy going to a Corper house and performing the roles of a wife.


Brother, your girl was not raped. If she was, she would have pressed charges.

Pumpumking:
Try Siofra sir...she been lonely for the past 10 year sir!!(TRUE STORY)

Davash222:
Is that all, darling

Davash222:
Why should a sane man date a student? My girlfriend in school then had a suitor that was staying In Abuja. The uncle will send my school girlfriend money and she will use it to cook soup for me and my guys, later, I'd compensate her with my glorious gbola. A win-win situation for everyone except the Uncle.

FaAbokiWithSuit:
I am a man and a Feminist.
What's your excuse?

BeeBeeOoh:



Auntie cannot understand the language her account balance is speaking of recent.

The Future Don Dey Confuse Confusion

Nyascobar1414:
Chaii... Naija guys wicked...

Wertin naija girls go marry again...
American women, wey be hardcore feminist carry feminism gv naija gals dem carry am for head...
Those oyinbo feminist still don come carry husband from una...

Future they say is female!

ahnie:
I think since the history of Nairaland, Lalasticlala is the most loved mod.sexkillz wasn't loved like this,neither was afam4ever or the M'44 masked covering mod.

Omicron007:
The mother that birthed her was not a feminist.
Let the kid take after her mother.


Go and look for another mentee.
Or let your own child take after you.

Don't impose feminism on this child.

Kajaard:
I repeat you are extremely dumb. A simpleton without an iota of sense

Kajaard:
You are too dumb. Extremely daft.

ahnie:
Pls stop it.shes just a little child for God's sake.

Nyascobar1414:
Hoes like my mother, sisters, girlfriend, future wife will be pained cos they aren't virgins anymore or have comitted some series of abortions..
But sorry.. There are still virgins out there...
I leave them to their WHOREDOM.

Spits!

emmyluizzz:
you sound like a simp

but I know and pray you are not one

Nyascobar1414:

There's a difference btw 5'oclock newspaper and 7'oclock newspaper but my girlfriend is a 10'oclock newspaper.

Pit of smelling sewage,
sardine they say...
If my mother's pussy ain't smelling, not even minding during menstruation, let buhari win election come 2023.. But if not
ah leave you to your conscience

spits!


Mind you dont quote me again

HOE LOW SHOW is my sister's middle name

Nyascobar1414:
you know i have a good home training..dont like bringing parents into media kinda scenario...

All I know is that females organs are complicated especially young ones like you...
Smelling pvssy....
Evening newspaper...
And i rally think your mom begat you out of wedlock...

Siofra... Bastard

ChiefSosa:
The fact that you always turn everything to gender war is why your reasoning especially in situations like this is clouded. Stop putting emotions over logic.

Do you know whether Dangote, otedola, bill gates, elon musk, mark zukerberg, and other billionaires have tiny dicks or you mean they all have it huge down there?!
Trust me, if Otedola (a married man), comes out with a penis as little as one inch, thousands upon thousands of women will still rush him.
A man can get surgery to increase the length and size of it's penis. But, Vaginoplasty can only tighten up the vagina. What will you now do about the vagina depth? You will arrange tipper to fill it up with sand or what?

b]Do you know whether Dangote, otedola, bill gates, elon musk, mark zukerberg, and other billionaires have tiny dicks or you mean they all have it huge down there?!

What will you now do about the vagina depth? You will arrange tipper to fill it up with sand or what?

Nyascobar1414:
My mom i think.... Cos from her my girlfriend gad the features of smelling cat fish pussy...

Ah leave it to your conscience
spits!

Nyascobar1414:
An holosho seeking attention...

Dip your finger in your pussy...
I bet you it's terribly smelling...
That the painful truth....

Still no harm to the females.
Peace!

ChiefSosa:
Lol, I never said women can't get tired. A man has to deliver the good 'D' and always make sure next time is better than last time. The vagina is much more complicated. The only thing women can do is to tighten the vagina through surgery; that's all. Once the vagina is too deep, then it's deep and it makes men easily get tired or lose interest. That's where the whole 'borehole' thing came from. No man wants a borehole, same way no woman wants a baby carrot. But, the crazy fact is a woman will stick to a guy with a baby carrot as long as he can use it well, but no man in his right sense will desire a borehole.
Once again, no offense to them females.

LINTUNE:
SMH.. seriously why do u seek attention here, so much that u even act stupid to get it.tell me,does our attentions credit your bank account or does it give u orgasm?