You can imagine a lawyer contradicting his profession because of money.
Tueh.

Ortom only has one vote!
And same goes for all those Northern and Southern APC governors.
You all have just one vote each.

THE PEOPLE will vote wisely this time.

Everybody knows Bello is a terrorist of some sort.
Aside threatening and harassing perceived opposition with thugs, he wanted to ride on the waves of a "youthful president".

To say that he failed miserably is an understatement.
Shame.

My G.
This is the beginning of something new in the Bird app.
An interesting change in the social media space.

Intro to glaucoma.
Better go see a doctor

Taa, ahead ahead.
Arsenal 2-1 Eindhoven.

Top in England, top in Europe.

NwaAmaikpe come o.
It's our season.

#Coyg

Tinubu has left a lasting legacy, albeit a very sour one.
In the annals of thuggery and hooliganism in Lagos state, his name would be writ large.

Well, if God has instructed the pastor to give David's Fiancee a bag worth $95k, who am I to think the Pastor must have been shagging her?

Surely, this is not a gift one can give from one's pocket or from the tithes of church members..

What am I thinking sef,
God works in mysterious ways.

Please, move away from the NASS.
Your perpetual habitation therein is at best self serving.
It is of no singular importance to Yobe North.

Please, move away.

IyfeNamikaze:


At what age did Xavi retire? Zidane retired at 34, Cabtona at 31. Players like Emmanuel Petit, Alan shearer, Patrick Kluivert, all retired at an early age.
Do you think they were lying about their age?
Not everyone has the natural fitness to play as long as Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic Giggs and Maldini.
Stop spewing nonsense on social media

Na their real ages be that.
Mikel cannot be 35 years.

"I was about moving on from my old job when it occurred to me I never had one."

- Old Dad Underwood.

The high cost of living here in Owerri is on another level.
That N10k is just 100naira on steroids.


4days.
This is not an exaggeration.

Mikel Obi 35 years?
Akụkọ.

See what Modric is doing at 35?
See what Cr7 is doing at near 37?
What about Messi whom he played against at the youth level?

Taa, Obi, you're almost 42years.
Next time follow children de drag age. When old age reach your bone marrow, you go know.

Them nor de telli person.
Enjoy your retirement Sha.
Great player.

If the number of LP supporters exceeds 200,
Then El Rufai should be ashamed forever.

Always making unguarded comments, the terrorist that he is!

Unknown Gunmen or APC rogues??
Tell me why they would arm rogues to disrupt a meeting if they are not afraid of LP?

What a stupid and contradictory statement.

You're "One of the best friends of the Christian community" but you couldn't find one to pick as your running mate because of selfish reasons which supposedly woke people now tag as "strong political move".

Here is a man hungry for power at all costs. Chai!
We will strongly resist this anomaly at the polls.

“Who are the owners of petrol? In Akwa Ibom (there is) no (petroleum) depot. Mention one thing, even an office the NNPC has in Akwa Ibom, mention where it is located,” he said

“And then you are taking my petroleum profit tax saying that you want to construct the road, I agree but why should you tell me to come and pay compensation?

Imagine?
How does the FG defend this illegality and extortion??

Who takes this bloke serious?
A corrupt looter who sucked Abia State coffers dry.
He doesn't speak for Ndị Igbo.

The last time he came, it took nearly a month for things to get back to normal.
May God help us this time.


This man carry bad luck for body like disease.

Thanksgiving in advance.
MC Oluomo is on course to become the Minister of Transport,






Oduduwa Republic.

I'm just happy for King Charles!
It was a very looong wait.

Lmao! Jehova Witness people.
Reminds me of the good old days when I used to be innocent.
I was a newbie in school then and one of them, a pretty Lady came knocking at my door. I told her to come in. I was seated on the bed (there was no chair) so I made some space and innocently asked her to sit down.

It was years later that I understood why she laughed my simple and innocent courtesy away.

I think they're still stuck in the covid-19 Era btw.

Agbado 3times in the morning,
Cassava 6times in the night.

Before long, she should be healthy enough to join us in the army.

Yes, set up several accounts under the guise of Trust funds for Tertiary Institutions in Lagos.
Tinubu campaign funding taking shape.

A Christian has murdered a Muslim!
Man don bite dog now! But them go quickly forget say na dog been de bite man.

I will tell you a secret:
Most politicians are involved in the kidnapping industry.

No sane citizen should complain about taxes since it will be eventually utilized for general civil welfare.
But in Nigeria, our taxes are spent on convoys, elections and irrelevant trips and medical checkups inaforeign....

APC is on course to go obsolete even before 2023.
This is an open secret.