₦airaland Forum

I joined a danfo commercial bus this afternoon and I was sitting close to a woman that was breastfeeding her child.
I was looking at the child and the boobs of the mother and gbam! My eyes met with the eyes of the child and he was like:
"Whadafvck! You're looking at my momma's cowbell, face your front, you slowpoke"

kingxsamz:
Mumu question
Instead of staying between them I'd rather sleep behind her while she sleeps in the middle and the I'll turn my face to her back....

Or better still I go sleep for ground...

Whadafvck! Konji na bastard

[color=#000000][/color]Question of the day:
If you are sleeping in between a beautiful girl and a gay guy, which side will you turn yo ass to?

Comment your answers..
Make I dey look funny comments..

If the current presidency and the APC are not corrupt, where is the $25 billion oil deal?
Or...anti-corruption fighters (EFCC) don claim am?

They should probably ask the Nigerian Armed Forces what got over their heads when they caused trouble at his Umuahia residence, after opting for a ceasefire and the 1963 republican government of south east geo-political zone