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If you need to make her laugh with special, long, but
very funny jokes, then this list will certainly suit you.
1. Teacher : “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may
stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher : “I'm sure there are some stupid students
over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher : “Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?”
Little Johnny : “No… i just feel bad that you're
standing alone…”
2. Police : Where do you live?
Me : With my parents
Police : Where do your parents live?
Me : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Me : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Me : Next to my neighbors house
Police : Where is your neighbors house?
Me : If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police : Tell me
Me : Next to my house
3. What happened when two vampires went on a blind
date? It was love at first bite!
4. -How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”
5. Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington
D.C.? A: An intern with a chipped tooth.
6. Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they
came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland
Left." So they went home.
We hope this article will help you when meeting and
having a good time with girls! Tell these funny jokes
to the girl you like and see the result!

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at
you, everyone else disappears!
2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and
you together.
3. Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next
girlfriend
4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/
girlfriend material?
5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next
to you.
6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But
when you came along, you d7. Are you religious ?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have
yours?
9. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
10. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine
written all over you.
11. Are you sure you're not tired? You've been
running through my mind all day.
12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking
off?
13. Was your dad a boxer? Because, you're a
knockout!
14. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends
I've been touched by an angel?
15. There's only one thing I want to change about you,
and that's your last name.
16. Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
17. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
18. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
19. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams
come true.
e in love at first sight or should I pass by again
20. I am going to need your name and number for
insurance purposes.
[Why?]
I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
21. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who
was as gorgeous as you are, I'd have… 5 cents.
22. My next drink is on you!
[Why?]
I saw you and dropped mine.
23. You're so stunning that I just forgot my pick up
line.
24. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see.
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25. You must be an interior decorator because when
you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and
perfect!
26. I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging
your chest.
27. Can you fix my cell phone?
[What's wrong with it?]
For some reason your number isn't in it.
28. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh,
hold on, that's just a twinkle…
29. I'm a lot shorter than this in reality but I'm just
sitting on my billfold.
30. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?
31. How are you?
[good]
I didn't ask how you looked, girl…
32. You must be a Snickers bar.
[why?]
You satisfy me, baby!
33. I'm like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with
me, the harder I get, baby.
34. You're as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the
rainbow.
35. I'll make you a deal.
[what?]
I'll give you a kiss and f you don't like it, you can
return it.
36. There's something wrong with my bed.
[What?]
You're not in it.