1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at
you, everyone else disappears!
2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and
you together.
3. Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next
girlfriend
4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/
girlfriend material?
5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next
to you.
6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But
when you came along, you d7. Are you religious ?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have
yours?
9. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
10. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine
written all over you.
11. Are you sure you're not tired? You've been
running through my mind all day.
12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking
off?
13. Was your dad a boxer? Because, you're a
knockout!
14. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends
I've been touched by an angel?
15. There's only one thing I want to change about you,
and that's your last name.
16. Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
17. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
18. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
19. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams
come true.
e in love at first sight or should I pass by again
20. I am going to need your name and number for
insurance purposes.
[Why?]
I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
21. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who
was as gorgeous as you are, I'd have… 5 cents.
22. My next drink is on you!
[Why?]
I saw you and dropped mine.
23. You're so stunning that I just forgot my pick up
line.
24. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see.
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25. You must be an interior decorator because when
you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and
perfect!
26. I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging
your chest.
27. Can you fix my cell phone?
[What's wrong with it?]
For some reason your number isn't in it.
28. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh,
hold on, that's just a twinkle…
29. I'm a lot shorter than this in reality but I'm just
sitting on my billfold.
30. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?
31. How are you?
[good]
I didn't ask how you looked, girl…
32. You must be a Snickers bar.
[why?]
You satisfy me, baby!
33. I'm like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with
me, the harder I get, baby.
34. You're as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the
rainbow.
35. I'll make you a deal.
[what?]
I'll give you a kiss and f you don't like it, you can
return it.
36. There's something wrong with my bed.
[What?]
You're not in it.

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