If you need to make her laugh with special, long, but
very funny jokes, then this list will certainly suit you.
1. Teacher : “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may
stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher : “I'm sure there are some stupid students
over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher : “Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?”
Little Johnny : “No… i just feel bad that you're
standing alone…”
2. Police : Where do you live?
Me : With my parents
Police : Where do your parents live?
Me : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Me : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Me : Next to my neighbors house
Police : Where is your neighbors house?
Me : If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police : Tell me
Me : Next to my house
3. What happened when two vampires went on a blind
date? It was love at first bite!
4. -How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”
5. Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington
D.C.? A: An intern with a chipped tooth.
6. Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they
came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland
Left." So they went home.
We hope this article will help you when meeting and
having a good time with girls! Tell these funny jokes
to the girl you like and see the result!