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skondo09:
nw for no reasn they ll shout "park park", d driver wil go down n settle dem bhind d bus, esp kwara state police

my brother if you jam igbo police men you o experience life

We all know how the NPF extorts NIGERIANS on the highway especially these "FED HIGHWAY POLICE"they the worst Nd if your Papers are forged I sorry For you bidding starts from 20k..Back to the Issue.....police dy collect 20naira again sha.
1996-2000:10naira was d official extortion charge
2001-2006:20naira movement was initiated
2007-2008:Tarrif was hicked to 50naira
2009-2010:100naira
2011-2013:life became hard for drivers sha police naw stopped asking for fixed charge instead they came up with"my Honourable well-done ooo see as u dy shine" even taxi drivers cum get tittle this period ..nd before dismissing you they would come plain nd say"Baba make i drink hollandia dis weekend na like 5h come out o unless na to search ur engine thoroughly
2014-2015:the game naw changed they must find at least one offense,delay you for like an hour nd later call you to one corner "Oga cum make we talk "bidding starts from either 10 or 20k..
REMEMBER THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND

zaragal:
Ok.....but I don't need dis right now
This is not part of my priority
Walks out thread*

loll Den. What. Made u open the thread??

If. That's actually Op@dp...I doubt. She's a virgin...

1. It Has An Almost Universal Name

Some have speculated that languages derived the word "clitoris" from the ancient Greek word for "key." It's also been traced to the verb "kleitoriazein," which means to "titillate lasciviously or to seek pleasure." Still, no matter where we trace back it's linguistic origins, the word — clitoris — is known not just in English, but in all modern European languages.

2. It's As Big As A Penis

Did you know that the clitoris, as a whole, is as large as a penis? Yes, you read that right. Your erectile tissues (and their valved capillaries) spread out over a larger area than his. However, his penis and your clitoris are equal in both size and weight.

3. It Never Ages

We all know that women can orgasm multiple times without a refractory period, but despite any wear and tear, your clitoris never ages. Once it is mature, the clitoris remains at the peak of its power for the rest of a woman's life. That means, you'll have the same orgasmic capacity (and many swear increasing pleasure, too) at 95 years old as you did when you were a teenager.

4. It Has More Nerve Endings Than You Think

We all know the clitoris is sensitive (way more sensitive than other regions of your vagina), but did you know that it has about 8,000 nerve endings? That's twice as many as there are in the glans of a penis, and more than in your fingertips, lips or tongue.

5. It's Stimulated With Exercise

pre-intimacy is important for a satisfying orgasm and it will probably surprise you to hear that the best pre-intimacy is ... a walk. Twenty minutes of moderate exercise increases a woman's genital engorgement by 168 percent — and the effect persists for hours. So take your sweetie for a walk around the park and don't be surprised if you both feel like having a romp in bed afterward. The more you exercise, the healthier your clitoris is.from am trecking with bae

6. Your Brain And Your Clitoris

But did you know what triggers a woman's orgasms are nerves that originate in at least six different tissues? Yes, nerve impulses from the clitoris build in your brain to achieve orgasm. Different women have different active nerve pathways, and these pathways change during pregnancy, lactation and after menopause. The thinking part of the brain (the neocortex) hinders orgasm, which centers in the feeling-centered hypothalamus. As we approach orgasm, the clitoris integrates information from these inputs, plus reports from the cerebral cortex, the hypothalamus and the peripheral nervous system. Whew! Best not to think about it.

Here are a few telltale signs that she’s putting on a show:

Coming EVERY time – Few women come every single time they have intercourse. If you brag to your friends your girlfriend effortlessly comes 100% of the time, you may have a faker on your hands. Also, each and every real orgasm is different. If your girlfriend has the exact same reaction to every orgasm, it may just be play acting.

Coming Without Communication – Some women can come very easily from sex, regardless of what you do, but most need their specific needs and desires met to get off. A certain position, rhythm, or sex act is often a prerequisite to a real orgasm. If your girlfriend never even hints at what she needs to climax, but climaxes all the time just the same, she may be faking it.

Obvious overacting – This can be a tough call, since some women will moan and talk dirty to turn you on and to turn themselves on, but if she’s just moaning mechanically, her groaning is too regular, or too loud, and she sounds like she’s imitating a porn star, she’s probably faking and not even doing a very good job.

Out of synch – If her moaning and responses don’t correspond to what you are actually doing to her, something is wrong. Like if you stop, and she keeps moaning with the same rhythm and intensity, she may be faking.

No indication of arousal – If she’s not showing any physical signs of arousal, such as flushed skin, or increased heart rate and rapid breathing, she may be faking.Infact she is

Coming too soon – Some women are just quick on the trigger, and there are exceptions, like if she is really turned on to begin with, but it usually takes women anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to work up to an orgasm.

No recovery time – There are exceptions, but if she “comes” and then immediately bounces out of bed to brush her teeth , she probably faked. It should take her at least a couple of minutes or so to “come down” after orgasming

most. Useless. Thread ever #KILLALLFAGGOT

Lagos shildren

Earlier today pulseTv asked a question on IG"IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR SPOUSE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH SAME SEX WHAT WOULD YOU DO"...lots of funny answers ....so my pple
what would you do??

Honey.... We are saying the same thing
Just dat taylor is known all round the world

African musicians make junk songs except youssou ndour..............who b dis goat

She must be an hermaphrodite

Lolll see d curve2 leg

What's your view on the latest olamide music video "shakkit bobo"?
..to me I see video of the year

Short beast u sure dis girl get VJ?

Checking of back nd front...abg boys must b boyss

Daris is nuffin like secondary virgin ee she don knack she don knack das all.

Shezz worworgly sha just sayinggg....what was her last song sef?