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jackbauer01:
$300.00 btc is needed ASAP.

Hello nairalanders, I need ur help in this case cos a problem shared I believe is a problem half solved.
I just recently met this pretty young lady and we fell in luv and our romance has been awesome, but my problem with this lady is that she "SNORES" so loudly that I find it so hard to get som sleep at night anytime she comes over. I hav been asking questions how I can help her to stop this disgusting attitude but all to no avail, that's y I brought d case here so that you guys can help, maybe someone may hav been there before or is still there or may b there tomorrow or will b there in d future. plz I wl b glad if I get cool and matured responses.
thanks.
*I havnt told her bout it before*

d real truth about Gen. Aguiyi Ironsi and Hs trademark aguiyi stick is dat at dat time when a coup was being planned against hm to overthrow hs govt, hs opponents knew dat d only way they can get rid of him is to take away hs aguiyi stick which has a lot of magical powers that shields bullets and can also make hm disappear in d midst of trouble. So they thought of a lot of ideas to seize d stick from hm and they finally agreed to send hm a beautiful young lady to seduce hm to bed, they gave d lady a fake aguiyi stick so she can replace it wit his original powerful aguiyi. When hs opponents came on d day he was to b killed, he brought out hs aguiyi so that he can disappear but unfortunately yawaa don gas. they seized him and wasted him. Dis is d end of my story.

1st 2 comment. I just cnt believe it.
Dancing skelewu

T.A ORJI _ abia state. ---devilish and wicked.

DrKlever: Op I'm my early 20s, a medical student nd I recently met dis gal nd feel in love wit her. Our relationship is 3 months nd I noticed so many of ur signs in her. Her frend who liked me b4 jes started hating since we started dating. She wud b telling her silly tinz about me wc r not true. She wud giv excuses 4 nt being wit me, sumtimes I even feel she doesn't love me but jes attracted 2 me cuz I'm very handsome. She even said no sex wc I obliged cuz I'm a virgin anyway. Wat shud I do about dis relationship?

just devote all ur time on ur studies first nd dnt fill ur mind wt such frivolous issues.
@ d right time, dt special person wl come looking 4 u.
My "honest " advice

Gwekzy: All of The above

U dey rush make u b d 1st 2 comment na em mk u no gv ur reasons?

Seequadry: During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the
bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the
State.
Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
*This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of
thinking.
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is
called "Being Professional” Focus only on
what you are trained to do!*
When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the
older robber (who has only completed Year
6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's
count how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so
much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
*This is called "Experience.
”Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!*
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the
bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million
that we have previously embezzled from
the
bank”.
*This is called "Swimming with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!*
The supervisor says: "It will be good if
there is a robbery every month."
*This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your
job*.
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only
took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with
a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
*This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!*"
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!*
So who are the real robbers here?

And u c hw stupid u can b?

7th 2 comment. Nt doing bad anyway. I blv I'l gt 2 d top one day so hlp me God.7th 2 comment. Nt doing bad anyway. I blv I'l gt 2 d top one day so hlp me God.7th 2 comment. Nt doing bad anyway. I blv I'l gt 2 d top one day so hlp me God.

Dnt evn knw wt 2 kal hr sef.
Mayb "MEAN", COS SHE NVR SMILES n blvs its a must dt one must knw nd luv maths. I hate hr 4 dt n i hate maths 2. Dnt evn knw hw i ws abl 2 credit it in my WASCE SEF. E b lyk say i do ojoro 4 hall, i rmbr. Bt 2 tl d truth, i hate maths evn tl 2day cos i dnt rily c wt i'l gain knwin maths or hw 2 apply its theories in my day 2 day husslin.

A real born again christian shldn't b in d army, simple nd short.