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Any News about the September Allowee??

Salam 'alaykhum ikhwan... ana situation 001 min lagos Nigeria... Alhamdulillah.. I'm glad 2 mit my brothers and sisters from other mother...

Arms Smuggling Jet Caught With $10m In
South Africa Linked To
Christian Association. of Nigeria President, Ayo
Oritsejafor
An investigation by SaharaReporters has
revealed that a Nigerian private jet caught in
Johannesburg with $10 million belongs to
Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, the head of the
Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN).
Mr. Oritsejafor is also a close confidant of
President Goodluck Jonathan. The CAN
leader’s private plane with US registration
number N808HG was one of two jets cited by
South African officials on September 5 Mr.
Oritsejafor’s jet arrived South Africa with $9.3
million cash loaded in several suitcases.
News of the seizure of the cash broke over the
weekend, triggering questions about the
ownership of the jets and weapons they
intended to purchase. Nigerian aviation
authorities disclosed that one of the jets
belonged to Pastor Oritsejafor while the
second one was registered to Felix Idiga, the
owner of Jafac Aviation Limited.
Two Nigerians and an Israeli defense
contractor, Eyal Mesiaka arrived in the jet
when they were accosted by South Africa
authorities. A South African source disclosed
that Mr. Oritsejafor’s jet was released after
top Nigerian officials intervened, claiming that
the weapons to be purchased had the official
blessing of the Nigerian government. The jet
arrived with two plastic suitcases and two
hand luggages with combination locks only
known to the Isreali contractor, according to
CityPress Earlier today, SaharaReporters rang
the mobile telephone number of Mr.
Idiga. At first, he pretended and claimed that
he was the Aide De camp to Mr. Idiga. But
when our correspondent identified himself as
a reporter from SaharaReporters, he owned
he started answering
questions relating to the issues but claimed
the jet we published on our
site wasn’t his own. Asked if he knew of
another private jet named in apparent arms
buy in South Africa, he asked where we got
our
information after we read the jet registration
number to him. He then
denied that his jet was involved, before hastily
hanging up the phone. We were unable to
reach Pastor Oritsejafor before going to press.

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thank u 1 million... where u learn mandarin from.... I lov u

A very touching Chinese story:

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I am already crying

Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺

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Laughin in broken english ;DLaughin in broken english

liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

EBOLA OF COURSE

liljboy: When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

EBOLA OF COURSE

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this
guy standing next to the urinal.
The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there,
taking care of business, he
wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going
to take a leak. Bob finishes
and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help
him out.
Being a kind soul,Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help
you. The man asks, Can you unzip my
zipper? Bob says, OK. Then the man says, Can you
pull it out for me? Bob
replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all
kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs,
scars, and reeks something
awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him,
and Bob points it for him. Bob
then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, Thanks, man, I really appreciate
it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's
wrong with
your penis? The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt
and says, I don't know, but I
ain't touching it.

Women are so so gentle.... They never talk too much...... They never demand soo much frm men..... infact they are jst soo so calm




I MEAN THE OLD WOMEN...

kennyjubris: Olee

na u sabi

I was walking down an alley last night, when I
heard,
Help! Help! coming from behind a dumpster. Two
thugs
were trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but she
putting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn't let go.
I wondered if I should get involved, or keep
walking
and pretend I didn't see anything... I finally
decided
that I should help.
It didn't take the three of us very long to get her
handbag.

I was walking down an alley last night, when I
heard,
Help! Help! coming from behind a dumpster. Two
thugs
were trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but she
putting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn't let go.
I wondered if I should get involved, or keep
walking
and pretend I didn't see anything... I finally
decided
that I should help.
It didn't take the three of us very long to get her
handbag.

laughin in broken.... ur right..

banjicom: so you call this sad story a joke!!!

Did I call it a joke Read d subject again

A pretty woman was serving life sentence in
prison. Angry and resentful about her
situation, she had decided that she would
rather die than to live another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends
with one of the prison caretakers. His job,
among others, was to bury those prisoners
who died in a graveyard just outside the prison
walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a
bell, which was heard by everyone. The
caretaker then got the body and put it in a
casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out
the death certificate before returning to the
casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard
and bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an
escape plan and shared it with the caretaker.
The next time the bell rang, the woman would
leave her cell and sneak into the dark room
where the coffins were kept. She would slip
into the coffin with the dead body while the
caretaker was filling out the death certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail
the lid shut and take the coffin outside the
prison with the woman in the coffin along with
the dead body. He would then bury the coffin.
The woman knew there would be enough air
for her to breathe until later in the evening
when the caretaker would return to the
graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up
the coffin, open it, and set her free.
The caretaker was reluctant to go along with
this plan, but since he and the woman had
become good friends over the years, he
agreed to do it.
The woman waited several weeks before
someone in the prison died. She was asleep in
her cell when she heard the death bell ring.
She got up and slowly walked down the
hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of
times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened
the door to the darkened room where the
coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she
found the coffin that contained the dead
body, carefully climbed into the coffin and
pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to
come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of
the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in
the coffin with the dead body, she knew that
with each nail she was one step closer to
freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and
taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel
the coffin being lowered into the ground. She
didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the
bottom of the grave with a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the
top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it
was only a matter of time until she would be
free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she
began to laugh. She was free! She was free!
Feeling curious, she decided to light a match
to find out the identity of the dead prisoner
beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that she was
lying next to the dead caretaker...