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menesheh:
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Do you want to hear more of his job

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malikmoreni:


Sai Buhari!
Otuoke 2015

FULL MEANING OF GMB..
GENERAL MARCH 4 BUHARI..
gridlock moves 2 bayelsa...

yahx:
I am blind

That said it all

she's not beautiful until I taste her pùssy...

yahx:
Oh osama ;Dam sori bro

o-b-a-m-a...

can you now see ??

yahx:
your pretty sister

Eiyyah sorry you are late..


She is married to obama

Yemi Alade is looking for Johnny, Wizkid is lookingfor Caro, President Jonathan is looking for Chibok girls Our Army are looking for Boko Haram, Buhari is looking for certificate.............I'm looking for Money... Please what are u looking for ??

azzima:
but smart Alec the question is, can you mention any WELL KNOWN IMAMS that USED TO BE CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA. Just as these pastors are IN REVERSE

Dr. Bilal Philips
Sheikh khalid Yasin
Yussuf Islam etc etc etc etc
To mention but a few.. they are great scholars in Islam. The search engine is your friend.. make your research about their background.. it wont bite you

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION APOSTLE ALHAJI MUJAHID ASARI DOKUBO

ebele

FUNNIEST THING I HAVE LEARNT SO FAR.. I learnT that the acronym 'GMB' is 'GENERAL MARCH FOR BUHARI'--
GOODLUCK MOVE TO BAYELSA.

cycline404:
Well to them 6 Weeks is enough time to BEG.
They should keep begging, i trust my Ibo brothers,
Make money sha no scatter them.

FUNNIEST RESPONSE TO ANDY ROONÈY'S I
HAVE KEARNT - I've learned that the acronym
GMB is GENERAL MARCH FOR BUHARI--
GOODLUCK MOVE TO BAYELSA.

GAZZUZZ:
Pretty first lady, plus pretty first pikins......... There is hope for nigeria

I'm from the south south and I support and will vote
GENERAL MUHAMMADU BUHARI for president on march 28th 2015.




Quote me negetively and catch EBOLA

I stay in the south south.. and I've seen many south Southerners say the same..



#SAI BUHARI

SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!

SAY NO TO ELECTION VIOLENCE... DONT KILL ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S AMBITION!

KingTom:
It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
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When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

Almost happened 2 me too.. but I thank my God tho

Chidonc:
Mumu like u, see person wey get fish brain dey call anoda person cow brain, weda u like it or not, GEJ till 2019

who has the fish brain here.. me or that useless fisherman from otuole who you want to preside over you.. I said it na poverty you suck from yo mama dry chest oloshi





last bullet: May the life of you and your family members be run the way this ogogoro master is running this country.. Amen

oloyolo:
Dude my men has saved me from death so many times if I was not a viking u might not know the name oloyolo today

hmmm.. many said more than you.. but their lives have just been wasted not even by bullet but by mere strokes of cane.. what pains me most is that you only put your parents and loved ones into thinking mode

Chidonc:
I sure say na powder milk u suck from ur mama bre@st na him make u no get sense. Idiot

you no see anything suck for your own mama chest.. you were fed with raw cow milk.. that is why you have to reason that anything that happens to you in life must have the hand of a politician in it...



cow brain

oloyolo:
So many jew here
One thin must kill a man.
He died like a man

oloyolo oloyolo oloyolo
how many times I call you..
you still have time o..
I pray God opens your eyes before it gets too late for you..


























Na your parent I just dey pity

Chidonc:
Yep bro, wit buhari no cultism only BOKOHARAM

even if your mama sleep and no wake na Buhari you go blame oloriburuku jatijati

you can hear in another news that this one is fake...




































NO BE NAIJA WE DEY

seriously

Pls which batch is he

I actually wanted to go to the beach yesterday but I was held down by a slight headache....

This is a tragedy..
May God comfort his family..



















The state coordinator go see something talk again..
has she always has one thing or the other to warn us against...

lordmayor2013:
I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy!

1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasn't opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah..

3. First timers.
This ones don't know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter.

4. The suspicious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt, necklace, wristwatch, bangles, shoes, drop their phones, keys even after much done they would be denied entrance..
The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ?

5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the security..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys, phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close..
When one door closes the other must open. wink

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens.

7. Questionnaires.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer,
questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?

8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!

Feel free to add yours!

Sign of joblessness.. na Monday Mornin you dey go inside bank dey go observe..

Mtcheew.. chai see wetin joblessness turn our youth into.. o ma se o

Goats propaganda..

























I wont buy it

hmmmm