₦airaland Forum

Thieves

mother to a thug

ShakurM:
P

for poverty

Lisaflex:
You may have tasted this soup and loved it but you have no idea how its prepared or you may have heard so much about it which has gotten you curious... Whatever's d case,here's your chance to learn.
All you need to make this delicacy include:
1)Meat
2)Soft Canda(pomo)
3)Dried or smoked fish
4)Water leaf (mmong mmong ikong)
5)Afang (okazi)
6)Palm oil
7)Conventional ingredients:pepper, salt,maggi,crayfish

I wonder how you missed out periwinkle

chek this out

Thug

Situation001:
Nairaland

I just confirmed it.. if you comment S!B!A!N..... it will automatically be modified to Nairaland... pls does that word means anything offensive that I probably dont know

Nairaland

GEJ is suddenly showing a human face few
weeks to elections…..Visiting borno state,
reducing fuel price……….Thesame GEJ that
wanted Nigerians to buy fuel @140/liter.
The same GEJ that budgets billions for
personal feeding, newspapers and private
jets, the same GEJ that waived off Allison
madueke 10b expenditure on private jet,
the same GEJ that refused to sack Moro
who indirectly killed job seekers, the same
GEJ who differentiates bw stealing and
corruption but punishes neither, the same
GEJ who never visited chibok to
commiserate with parents of kidnapped
children…… The same GEJ… If u like reduce
fuel price to N40, I will still vote for buhari
instead.

emmasege:
A man who is able to read in between the lines will know that Pastor Adeboye did not sound neutral but rather partisan in this speech. I don't want to assume that one of Nigeria's supposed defenders of faith is advocating for an Islamist.
Little wonder, Jesus asked if he would still find faith on earth when he returns. Europe is becoming less Christian & more Islamic; US becoming less Christian & more secular; and the Nigerian church treading a dangerous path.

Late archbishop Idahosa & other defenders of the faith who have gone to be with the Lord should be in a sad mood over the insensitivity of the Nigerian church & her leaders.

why is he crying

it seems jonatan and blood shed are attached..
anywhere he goes there must be blood shed around the area..

I'm suspecting the pig

Na u sabi

Not always true..

WETIN EKITI PEOPLE DO UNA SEF..... LMAO

I'm suspecting something fishy is cooking.. this support of Buhari by mend is only to cause war..

Remember asari dog said there'd be war if jonah is not re-elected.. mend may vote for Buhari so that the barking dog called asari can start trouble which they will eventually support..

But I know God is greater than any evil plan...

Why you no add Yemi my lover

hit like if you believe jona tan and his mama piss will be trekking back to otueke or wherever they come from.. come 2015




































GMB TILL patience or patient or wetin be her name sabi speak correct English....

innovativeame:
I'm not supporting PDP, cos I'm not a partisan politician, however, I think Gov. Akpabio of Akwa Ibom has done more too. He is a PDP governor.
Let's vote for GMB for P-2015

I'm a Corper presently serving in a local govt secretariat in akwa ibom.. and for your information we have been sitting at home for over a month now.. your akpabio is owing the local govt staffs for as far back as 6-7 years despite the fact that he receives the highest allocation.. and you are talking of beautification you are mentionin uyo.. infact there are some parts in uyo which is the most beautiful area in akwa ibom that I cannot even wish my enemy to live.. akpabio receives over #22billion monthly while fashola barely receives #9billion despite the population in Lagos which can be in no way compared to that of akwa ibom.. and you are here comparing the two governors.. if you truly know what people of Akwa ibom are going through.. you will know they have one of the worst government...

Just passing by...

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I will rather have a #DICTATOR like Ghadafi ruling Nigeria than a "democrat" like Jonathan in 2015.

You can decide for yourselves,

THE UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE
LIBYAN DICTATOR MUAMMAR GADDAFI:
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1. There is no electricity bill in
Libya; electricity is free for all its
citizens.
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2. There is no interest on loans,
banks in Libya are state-owned
and loans given to all its citizens
at 0% interest by law.
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3. Home considered a human
right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed
that his parents would not get a
house until everyone in Libya had
a home. Gaddafi’s father has died
while him, his wife and his
mother are still living in a tent.
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4. All newlyweds in Libya receive
$60,000 Dinar (US$50,000) by the
government to buy their first
apartment so to help start up the
family.
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5. Education and medical
treatments are free in Libya.
Before Gaddafi only 25% of
Libyans were literate. Today the
figure is 83%.
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6. Should Libyans want to take up
farming career, they would
receive farming land, a farming
house, equipments, seeds and
livestock to kick-start their farms
– all for free.
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7. If Libyans cannot find the
education or medical facilities
they need in Libya, the
government funds them to go
abroad for it – not only free but
they get US$2,300/mth
accommodation and car
allowance.
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8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car,
the government subsidized 50%
of the price.
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9. The price of petrol in Libya is
$0.14 per litre.
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10. Libya has no external debt
and its reserves amount to $150
billion – now frozen globally.
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11. If a Libyan is unable to get
employment after graduation the
state would pay the average
salary of the profession as if he or
she is employed until
employment is found.
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12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is,
credited directly to the bank
accounts of all Libyan citizens.
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13. A mother who gave birth to a
child receive US$5,000
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14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya
costs $ 0.15
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15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree
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16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s
largest irrigation project, known
as the Great Man-Made River
project, to make water readily
available throughout the desert
country.
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People of Libya will never see regime like these through out their remaining life time.
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please where is Ikeja computer village.... I dont think there is such place like that in Paris here

BOND FM... 92.9

The mama go block every social activity in d camp d way she did 2 us... I'm a batch b corp member... I'm sure d woman will tell about us 2u.. The way we protested d day she cancelled one of d social events dat was suppose 2 hold.. Though d woman is the best state co-ordinator u can ever think of.. u will really really appreciate d woman in d post camp life even starting ryt dere 4rm d camp
... THE WOMAN IS A TRUE MOTHER...

These students r extraordinarily good...

I was like.. ok lemme go bak I ain't got noffin 2 say..

Ehhyya... Na woman u b

Yewandequeen:
am sure you don't belong to the limit you have given
either you're below or above it,for if you are with the range you won't have taken all this space just to make a 4 lines statement

if everyone is doing this I believe this thread would have died hours ago

now run along and go and join that boy that just bought new bicycle in the neighbourhood. .....go ahead


and if above the age please go and join those playing draft under the tree at the market square. ...move it

Yeah....



















































































Le's go dude...

Pls.... is there an age limit.....














































































Pls this programme should be strictly for ladies between 18 and 35 years...

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LOVE IT

phantonce:
#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.

Gone were d days of "E JOOOOR E HEEELP MI O"

phantonce:
#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.

Gone were d days of "E JOOOOR E HEEELP MI O"

I get BB pin mouth charger