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@vicky

Forget the topic and read the joke
, And make sure u laugh on behalf of yourself and the poSter above you



Thank you

Lucario007:
I wonder, how did a thread as dry as this get up to four pages of comments?

I swear, you no for get upto 5 replies if na you start dis thread.


Lol

If nobody talks about you, then u are a nobody

~vicky~:
Mr skales ve seen dis b4 bt u try

Good to know u like the joke

Everytime u go dey shout like person wey lost moiney

Can't u be civilised for once?

Comot jor

15. When you make an Ibo man accountant general in your firm

14. if u have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.

13.when you fail maths and english in waec

12.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic
than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko
haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody
shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original
documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko
haram suicide bomber
Like

Lol

She be food?

Her siggy alone na turn off

As if she be free for all.

Truth hurts

I know

I don't shove am down switchgirl's throat

Only an ibo person could come up with dis fraudulent email

Dem think sey I be mugu cuz I look like a black american?

Wonders shall never end


If an enugu base native doctor could turn a lady to goat cuz she refused to pay her house rent, why can't an ibo man use the name of the dead to steal from people


Scam artists

I woulda taking offence if na respopnsible person from a responsible tribe like yoruba or any other tribe apart from ibo (thieves) mae dat statement

Tell that to the birds

Mtchew

see what i got!

Dear friend,
I am Mrs.Safia Farkash Gahdafi the wife of the late Libyan Leader Colonel Muammar Gahdafi. Following the recent rebellion in my country and the brutal death of my husband on the 20 Oct 2011, I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness; I have been subjected to physical and psychological torture by the security agents in Algeria where we seek refuge at present.
My son was killed by the rebels for an offense he did not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with anybody within the country. You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different security firms abroad, some companies willingly give up their secrets and disclosed our money confidently lodged there or many outright blackmail.In fact the total sum discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of ($900). Million Dollars. And they are not relenting to make me poor for life; I got your contact email address through my research and out of desperation decided to reach you through this medium. I will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I repose great confidence in you hence my approach to you due to security network placed on my day to day affairs I cannot afford to visit the embassy so that is why I decided to contact you and I hope you will not betray my trust.
I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your account for safe keeping. This arrangement is known to you and my son alone. I am seriously considering relocating to your country once the fund is transferred to you. I will be wiling to offer you 30% of the total fund if only you will receive this fund and keep it for us.

Please note that honesty is the watch word in this transaction. I will require your telephone and fax numbers so that we can commence communication immediately and I will give you a more detailed picture of things. In case you don’t accept please do not let me out to the security as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence .I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.
I appreciate your timely suggestion and interest over this matter
Best Regards
Mrs.Safia Farkash Gahdafi
Email

Lucario007:
too bad, i already have a gf. Otooro, if u r dat jobless go hug transformer.

Are u sure?
Or u just said that to console yourself

Cuz from the look of things here, your bride (vicky) no even send you.
























Bush Pig!

Oga o

eldav:
Oboi stop chasing Lady bukky around.

She doesnt wanna talk to u,so stop and face elsewhere.

You always go about abusing girls thinking it's a manly thing,stuupid thing like u.

Dont just annoy me tonight.

I won't waste my energy to reply your silly rants cuz you're Ibo

Dat your k-leg no dey pain you?

Look who is talking

Mtchew

Lol

No make me abuse your papa eldav

Ruqaya sis
Are u a muslim?

Why de terrorising my thread with your stale yarns, Are u a terrorist?

Get behind me satan

Amen

U guys should stop killing peoples thread with your silly comments

Who ask u where or whom he copied the joke from?

If you've seen or heard the joke somewhere, why not shut the fuuckup and move on so dat people wey never see the joke before too go feel am for the first time and maybe laugh or smile

Boogee u are becoming a nuisance n dis section , Abeg change style

bunmioguns:
24 hours ko, 48 hours ni, if u think u can fool urself, dont think u can fool everyone else cos we r nt mugun, purposely because everybody made a nice comment does nt giv u d opportunity to brag abt another person's work. . . www.najoke.com . . . If u need anoda link, i will post it. . .

Copy Cat

Grammy Ko, Mama Award ni,. . . Silly NPJC

Are u jealous or something?

Anyways sha,
Not every iidiot dat speaks to me I speak back at
Especially when the stuupid iidiot is not on the same level with me.

hunter121:
Good thread, I always like them.
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Thank you hunter
I appreciate lol

ekeroyal:
Info from a reliable source shows eldav sleeps with animals in addition to his gay life style.In fact he's amongst the Ibo men that travelled to the US in the name of gay and was repatriated back home after the anti-gay bill was passed.

I'm happily married -a genuine proof that am not gay. Tell us if you are married to exonerate youfucknself. HEEEEDioT

No dey upgrade dat mumu na
Who even wan give am visa?

U want am to go dey rrape dey small small boys wey dey dat place ni?

Mtchew

Mikuz

why body dey always pepper u since switchgirl dumped u for another man?

Guy forget bout her and move on na

Or abi u no sabi toast babe?

Get behind me satan
Amen

Natasha,,:
lmao, this is so funny

Thanks luv

Dis joke would fetch me grammy

I swear

Boogee
What's soo tribalistic bout dis blockbuster joke dat took me 24hrs to compose?

Abeg educate me or shut the fucckup
Nonsense  

Bin gbagbo and vicky
Same person

I swear