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Jokes EtcTo Whom It May Concern by skales(op): 1:54pm On Feb 22, 2012
Biitchcrapgbo why the gayy fronting?

Do I look like a gayy to youu?

Don't let me insult your father cuz he didn't do me anything.

I'M NOT GAYY

I have a beautiful girlfriend

I don't have gayy or gaybe friends

Na god go punish anybody wey try to link me or publish such nonsense about me dat I be gayy again

.People have been calling me both home and abroad to confirm the news,  Even on facebook and twitter na me them they discuss

Why me?

Everyday of my life I try to put smile jokers  faces but what I gat in return is hate and jealousy.

I'm a responsible gentleman,  Got the fear of god in me

What would those useleSs  PROJAN  guys spreading such wicked news about me dat I was gayy gain from such an irresponsible allegation?

I've done so much for jokes section,  I don't deserve to be treated these way.
I've retired from writting and posting blockbuster jokes
Na to nurture the newbies I dey do right now.


incase you newbies don't know.
I clinched the 2009 best joker of the year award,
I'm a legend
I'm skales
I'm the president,NPJC
And god's gift to women.


No le le
Jokes EtcRe: Laf: Npjc by skales(m): 11:47am On Feb 22, 2012
Another blockbuster joke from suto boy repping NPJC


Hehehhehehehhehe
This joke too funny o, My belle o hehhehehhehehhe


Give us more jokes suto boy, Hollywood dey watch you

NPJC
Jokes EtcRe: Npjc: We Re D Best by skales(m): 11:41am On Feb 22, 2012
Hehehhehehheehhehehhehehe suto u no go kill me with laugh for dis joke o hehehehehhe

Very very funny joke u got dia suto bro, Keep the NPJC flag flying higher higher bro





Danny1luv bro, please kindly move dis thread to the home page or front page
Whatever page they call it

The joke too funny.




Skales,
NPJC president and god's gift to women cool
Jokes EtcRe: Klichko Vs. Chisora, Npjc Vs Projan by skales(m): 11:34am On Feb 22, 2012
I will be praying for you ode remo bro

Be careful with those guys
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Klichko Vs. Chisora, Npjc Vs Projan by skales(m): 10:04am On Feb 22, 2012
ode remo:
forget that , we are now fighting dirty now, its agbero style now.
broken bottles galore, choose your weapon man.
VICE!
Don't move too close to those projan touts cuz they have nothing to lose

U know how jealous dis projan guys can be now

Please o' especially day bin gbabgbo and donkolione.
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by skales(m): 9:56am On Feb 22, 2012
booqee:
studio you're very stuppidd fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ making such statment! Fooooooolllllllllll!



If you're so eager †☺ practicalise Ūя̲̅ job as an ifa priest, why don't Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ use it †☺ transform Ūя̲̅ phuckin joystick †☺ pomo?,since you're a phuckin gay.



Eeeediot!

ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ pls stop talking †☺ •̸Ϟﻉ! Quit looking fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ ways †☺ crave ‎​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ attention! It'ڪ not by force, ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ while you're at it, pls get a life!
Which attention?
U are maddt
stewpid girl

I still go like to turn u to a tuber of yam , Oloshi grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by skales(m): 9:46am On Feb 22, 2012
I've done so much good for jokes section now look what I gat here HATE and JEALOUSY


WHY ME?
sad
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by skales(m): 2:25pm On Feb 21, 2012
Lol grin
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by skales(m): 1:24pm On Feb 21, 2012
I wish I get the power to turn booqee to a tuber of yam


Dat girl dey vex me angry
Music/RadioRe: Chris Brown And Rihanna Reunite For Remixes: Listen by skales(m): 12:14pm On Feb 21, 2012
How those dat affect the price of garri in the market?
Jokes EtcRe: Klichko Vs. Chisora, Npjc Vs Projan by skales(m): 10:31am On Feb 21, 2012
grin grin

Speechless grin
Jokes EtcRe: Projan Makes History! by skales(m): 10:24am On Feb 21, 2012
Attention seekers

When NPJC made the front page tWwicee we not announce am

Just dis once u guys for projan struggle make frontpage the whole worrld don hear u


Smh

Attention seekers
Nonsense
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by skales(m): 10:18am On Feb 21, 2012
Hundreds on danny1luv never reach to pull NPJC down

I have nothing to say to dat arse licker called Booqeee cuz she has no brain of her own.
We rejected her at NPJC due to her low sense of humour, And now she don join projan, I expect her to run her mouth like person wey no get self control.


Up NPJC

No le le
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by skales(m): 10:04am On Feb 21, 2012
bunmioguns:
you, where u dey since, u jst dey chase all those gals all ard. . . see d way u allowed all dis yeye NPJC to be saying nonsence here,


Am gonna report u to d President and I wil make sure dt u receive ur querry letter today angry angry angry angry
DONkollione:
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN LYE'S  A WOMAN  grin grin grin


BUT I NOR GO REGULAR LIKE B4 SHA,  TOO BUSY DIS DAYS   cry cry cry cry
bin gbagbo:
^^^

erm, mr Lucario, i will kindly plead with you to exercise patience with MR dONKOLLIONE, You know sometimes stress can change one,s attitude. It shall be well sir!! cool
Projan is dead and buried for good hehehehehehhehe

Hate and jealousy the other of the day cheesy grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Spend Your Val. Day With? by skales(m): 9:53am On Feb 21, 2012
Switchgurl

Get behind me cuz he that is in me in greater than he dat is in the world angry
Jokes EtcRe: Call: Npjc by skales(m): 9:51am On Feb 21, 2012
Hillarious hehehehehehheehhe cheesy



The joke too funny grin
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle-riddle: ::njpc by skales(m): 9:45am On Feb 21, 2012
King of jokes section u are Bushy Anus

Nothing do u my King

NPJC don reach Holywood

No lele

Joke of the week  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Npjc. = Register Your Interest, Limited Space . by skales(m): 9:41am On Feb 21, 2012
See's kills and reaches for my vaseline

Today na today shocked





@oP

Nice joke u got dia bro

U are the best and please don't stop putting smiles on our faces with your classic/hillarious jokes

NPJC Rockerfellas

No Lele cool
Jokes EtcRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Spend Your Val. Day With? by skales(m): 9:32am On Feb 21, 2012
Bounce!
I wan pass
angry
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by skales(m): 12:10am On Feb 20, 2012
Badosky no go take am easy with you o  grin

U want make everybody know sey she no sabi cook ni? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by skales(m): 12:08am On Feb 20, 2012
Lol grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by skales(m): 12:02am On Feb 20, 2012
In the olding days, women are seen but not heard.
So Badosky sweerie, don't let me send u back to your bushy village

The men are talking so just keep quiet and get back to the kitchen where women belongs




Skales,
President, NPJC and god's gift to women cool
Jokes EtcRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Spend Your Val. Day With? by skales(m): 9:44pm On Feb 19, 2012
swtchicgurl:
^^^ grin grin grin grin grin grin
see bad belle grin grin

*singing, somebori jealous me,
somebori jealous me, because of my ikebe!* grin
Oniranu
Jokes EtcRe: Smart Ejike by skales(m): 10:15am On Feb 19, 2012
Him fit?
Jokes EtcRe: Adamu= = =projan by skales(m): 10:11am On Feb 19, 2012
Before u I was
So stop making it look as if u are dat important to me
Cuz u are not

U are just an attention seeker
Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by skales(m): 10:08am On Feb 19, 2012
You have spoken well ekeroyal

Plus, we don't welcome touts to our club unlike projan.
Only gentle men of high pedigree are allowed to join dis great club

U are not a tout da boss so u are free to join NPJC,
Go pick up a form
And don't forget to include your statement of account



God bless
Skales
President and god's gift to women.

One luv
Jokes EtcRe: Boyfriend by skales(m): 9:56am On Feb 19, 2012
The one wey wear windscreen for face?


I mean dis in a nyc way grin
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Ajibel? by skales(m): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2012
grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Am A Soldier by skales(m): 9:50am On Feb 19, 2012
Nice joke u got dia OP grin
Jokes EtcRe: Boyfriend by skales(m): 9:47am On Feb 19, 2012
Warrior grin
Jokes EtcRe: Projan Or Npjc by skales(m): 9:43am On Feb 19, 2012
cool
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by skales(m): 9:41am On Feb 19, 2012
Lucario007:
answer either number 1 or 2, or answer to the miscellanous.
I would leave that question to my vice to answer

Na him be my mouth piece grin

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