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You dis newbie boogee
Why de fronting?

Aren't you ibo?

booqee: sharraap my friend! Dani told me he banned u for ur atrocities!

btw, i'm not a newbie. I'm close to two years on nairaland. I'm ur senior. Ok??

Boogee
Don't let me toss your assss to de mod

Who dem ban?

Are u madd?

Can't u be civil for once?

I no blame newbie like u sha.... Afterall u are ibo
Ibo people no get respect.



I swear

Dis Newbie above me would do anything to tarnish my hard earned good reputation as the best joker 2009, 2010, first runner up 2011, and second runner up 2012.

But e won't be that easy for you cuz people know me and I know people

Dem never ban me before so stop spreding wicked lies about me. That I was banned.


Nobody ban me.

Wetin I do wey go make them ban me

Don't u know e get some people wey seun no dey ban for Nairaland even when dem commit offence wey suppose attract ban?
I dey among those people.

I swear, no be joke

No be your fault





Mtchew

swtchicgurl: what is it about ibo pple that gives u headache!

pls go and solve u problem b4 coming to type rubbish here!

mtchew

I'm not mikus

I knw how to kick womens asss real hard
So don't fucck with me gutter girl

So mikus don become monkey to you cuz he no give u moiney to do hair abi?



And about the deal I dey try give u to turn your life aeound, na grand papa like you.
He said I should ask u how much u go collect to give am lap dance?


I swear

If danny is childish then he is not qualified/fit to be the mod of this section



That stuupid Ibo boy

Who make am mod sef?

Switchgurl love, are u still rolling with mikuz?

Please let me know cuz I've got you a deal



I swear no be joke

You dey always class yourself as if u pass like these


























Bush Pig

Ignores the he-goats above me



Next******

See where u wan die ontop boobiiee wey no get NAFDAC number


Na your folks wey want u to become a medical doctor in future I dey pity

























Bush Pig

Every day of my life I try to make ibo and non ibos happy even though I don't like ibo people due to dia love for moiney and disrespect for dia elders

But all I gat in return s hate and jealousy


Bingbagbo is the president of the haters club association of Nland


Boogee is the president of jealousy jealous jealousy women movement (jjwm) oshodi branch.


I swear, I no sabi lie.

Why do u want to know where I cme from
U wan toast me?

Switchchic

Gimme a lap dance and I would vote for you

I no mind if na mosquito leg u get


Serious!

I'm still thinking about coming back fully to jokes section for the sake of my fans, and well wishers

Excluding boogee, mikuz and bingbagbo cuz they're Ibo

Ibo people are too lousy and jealous's talent like me

The reason why I left was because people hate and jealous me n these section ........ I Swear!

Why me?

booqee: since u came back from ban, ur use of English has gone from worse to worst! If u no fit speak English, type in yoruba nah..... Nobody will crucify you...i swear!

Listen up pusssy,
Dem no ban me.

I stopped comming to jokes section since seun dey disturb me with mod job wey I still dey turn down till today.... I swear!

and why u talk sey I dey seek for your attention.. Are u madd?

U wan start again abi?
Why u dey beef me?

Booqee

I've never heard anything meaningful or remotely funny from u before since u joined nairaland

Change style or shift to romance or sexuality section ..... Cuz looking at your straight in the eye, you're sexually active.




*i mean dis in a nice way*

swtchicgurl: whats wrong with all these jambites sef?
mtchew

I won't waste my energy to type u a reply cuz u are Ibo

Stewpid girl

~vicky~:
old story

Mr poster u re really annoying


nw where is d joke

swtchicgurl: long time ago! he's done with

Na u dump am or na him dumpp you like a piece of rag?






@Vicky

U wan follow booqee too dey beef me?

Why me?

swtchicgurl: boring

if i no miss u, na lie!

ekeroyal: Well come b0$$. Hope your trip to Afghanistan was successful. Pls on your next visit to Iraq, kindly stop by at Pakistan and pay me a visit. I'd appreciate that.

Lol

Mtchew







@switchgurl sweety,
You and dat pauper mikus don settle una fight?


Please dat guy aint good for you.. Forget him and move on.

booqee: Omo mehn! Starlight, ur head dey dere gidigba!

Sup pusssy

Did u missed me?









@yoke,
3/10

Homar: And i will continue to use nl id to post joke it make it more spicy and just like a dumb mod u are u just cant understand it .

Hehehehhehehehe diessss


But seriously if I be the mod, I woulda banned dis hopeless Ibo hermaphrodite called hommar for insulting yoruba people.

@crapgbo
What does it feels like to be the only gayy albino from Enugu state?




@mcnepow,
Don't let me insult your father
He didn't do me anything

Hi guys

Who dey miss me just say' HI'

Na so u dey take conclude your own about girls?

No wonder u don't have a girl friend

Vicky

I have no idea what you've just said, but I'm inspired


And please when next u wan say my name, don't forget to add baby to skales (skales baby).

Cheers

Bunsioguns



You're a confirmed bastardd
So talking to you  is a waste of time and energy

Kill yourself

See wetin waka waka don cost you

Big headd

bunmioguns:
am wishing them for bad, for worse, in sickness and pains, til death do dem apart. . . . . . Congratulation

Na your mama and your papa go die in sickness and in pains u dis little stuupid muslim gayy

Why people like to dey fight over my threadz?

Sometimes been a celebrity can be so embaraSsing