₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Why do you want to Pkeme about Nigeria matter?

Americans are now living in their cars, buses, vans, SUVs are the housing cost is becoming unbearable. What have your likes said about it?

Mind your business and let us mind ours

Living in your car, bus, SUV is not allowed in the United States. You can only deceive those who don't have families living over there and know how the system there works with this your false narrative!

I don't know cos na my sugar mums dey send me airtime and data most of the time.

YoshihideSuga:
Bros,

How fast do you regain stamina for sex especially after the first round? What kind of foods do you eat to ensure adequate and quick sperm production? What's your exercise/gym regimen like?

I can go multiple rounds in between hours. I take lots of vegetables and dairy products and I am well hydrated since sperm is water based.

I do pressups and sit-ups in my house once in a while so I'm good

Women are the most difficult creatures created by God. Take it from me who is into hookup runs with them.

During my early days, some of them will book me to come and service them here in Abuja and I will spend my money to book a ride only to get to the destination and their phones will either be switched off, not available or you'll call and they won't answer.

Some will even have the audacity to tell you that "something came up" and they don't need your service at the moment and then I'll end up paying the Bolt guy money which should have been used for something else.

So with the prices of petrol on the high, I make it clear to them when they call me...

* Before leaving my house, you will send me money for my transport to your destination (and that includes going and coming back)...or...you will book a ride for me with your own app and pay me what is known as a remittance which tallies with the price that you and the driver reached on the app after the booking so that if I come and you no do, I pay the driver ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE FIRST OPTION.

dkidd:
Not at all... I just dey wonder how U dey get work steady and how U survive the hazards involved in that line of business

How I get work steady: Referrals
Survive the hazards:
*Health-wise: Antibiotics, Antivirals...
*Safety: I don't go out once it's 11:00pm no matter how much she's paying me unless they book Uber to a well known Hotel...There are routes and locations I can't go...I arm myself with a taser and pepper spray just Incase.

If it's a married woman...I can't massage, give erotic service to you in your matrimonial home!

dkidd:
So na that work u dey do ?

Any problems?

She may not be faking it.

As a male escort and masseur, experience has taught me that different women have different erogenic zones in their body when touched.

Some get aroused when you touch their breasts, some their thighs, some feet and some surprisingly their nose and hair too.

I once massaged a woman who instructed me to make her have orgasm by using her makeup brush to gently swipe her bum line while she pressed her legs tightly together.

dinachi:
You caused the problem. Record everything you discussed with runs girls. First, don't go with Edo runs girls/TIV/Owerri/Anambra/ Akwaibom.

The best are Plateau/Idoma/Southern Kaduna. They will do it well.

You really sabi the drill

Gotocourt:
Pregnant ladies are wet

And they can be very Hot. I was contacted to service one by her sister. The guy who impregnated her was not in the country and it was her first so they said it was recommended medically. I knack tire and she was too sweet 😋

I was paid handsomely

I won't watch it!

That monitor lizard Benue people eat which they erroneously call "alligator".

eddy2farm:
Hello friends.
Can I relocate to Canada with 10m?

There's nothing like "Japa System".... it's "Japa Syndrome"

ElevationD:
Sorry to tell you Mr. Hookup man, your payday is coming!

Same thing some jobless nairalanders like you said in one of my threads here years back but the only paydays I see continuously is that of cash alerts hitting my various bank accounts most weekends.

Las las you go dey alright!

Please if you are married, recommend my service to your wife only if she can pay well o.

Tankio!

ElevationD:
That’s correct!

Sleep with a married woman and get ready for the consequences that come with it. Her body remains a secret known to her husband only.

That probably would have affected his destiny. He probably would not have been where he got today.

Dialpad:
I argued about this on another thread, many said I was spiritual.

The moment you sleep with a married woman, things will begin to go wrong with you... many do not understand or agree

ElevationD:
Sleep with a married woman and begin to experience leakages in mysterious ways. No matter how wealthy you are, losses follow in unknown ways. You break a spiritual law when you do commit adultery.

No religion, no matter the country it comes from, tolerates adultery. Flee from married women, no matter what they offer.

Again it does not matter whether she informed you about her marital status or not. You face the music. Even the women know.

Tales by moonlight BS cooked and concocted mostly by married men so that no one will come near their wives!

I am a male escort and since I started doing whookup runz with women who pay me for erotic massage, oral segz or penetrative segz, a good number of my clients are married women!

Married women have booked me here in Abuja and far as Lagos, Port Harcourt, Edo and even Ghana for me to come and "wash their plate" because that's mostly what they want as their husbands can't do it and it's their fantasy and after my services, they pay me very well!

I am currently building a 6 bedroom bungalow from both my pay and the goodwill of some of them...some have linked me to huge contracts and jobs which I gained from immensely!

Only a phool will believe this BS about experiencing backwardness or hardship from sleeping with married woman!

Infact, since they start to dey book me for their services, my life became much better as they are very benevolent than most single ladies.

Make una rest with these una BS talks!!

MrBachelor:
Tales made up by married men to scare men away from their wives.

No mind them! They will be comfortably cheating on their wives with side chicks and dread the thought of another man kpanshing their wives not knowing many women book the services of guys to do so secretly these days!!