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Politics / Re: Wike Flags Off The Resurfacing Of 182 Roads In Maitama, Garki, Utako Districts by skales67(m): 4:54am On Feb 07
So that was the reason why he blocked all the major roadways especially along the Gilmore, Maitama axis causing unbearable gridlock? angry angry

Because of that blockage, one big Maitama-based woman who booked me for knacks had to cancel it because I spent almost an hour on the road. 😭😭😭

150k wey I for chop just go like that. 😢


Crime / Re: A Russian Man Who Tried To Rob A Hair Salon Ended Up As A Sex Slave (Throwback) by skales67(m): 7:09pm On Jan 15
God when woman go rape me like this cry

I have been raped by 5 ladies at once before. To be honest, it isn't a pleasant experience.
Politics / Re: 90% Nigerians Still Depend On Hoes, Cutlasses To Survive – Shettima by skales67(m): 9:53am On Dec 11, 2023
A vice president that is more concerned about the hoes and cutlasses that farmers in the north are using rather than being concerned about their safety and extortion from bandits.

I go soon leave this useless country for una.

Make my Sugar mummy work my visa finish fes


Car Talk / Re: I Caught My Bus Driver Sleeping On The Steering. Video by skales67(m): 11:51pm On Nov 13, 2023
I was travelling from abuja to oyo driver was sleeping. Straight i told some assengerss. We scoped him we wanted to urinate.

Once he stopped, we told him we werent hurrying and he should rest thirty minutes.

Nigerians are overworked. And need to work four times extra to maintain their living

You don't want to go to heaven again? grin
Family / Re: Housewife Destroys Flat Screen Television Over Issues With Husband by skales67(m): 8:37pm On Nov 12, 2023
The husband should stop watching football and help her with the household chores.

Did your father help your mother with household chores while you were growing up?
Crime / Re: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by skales67(m): 7:14pm On Nov 12, 2023
The sentence is too short!

I agree with you. Should have been from 25 years and above

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Romance / Re: I Won't Have Sex With My Fiancée Till Our Wedding I've Been Doing Daily Workouts by skales67(m): 9:38pm On Nov 10, 2023

Fôolish liar ode

E be like say na your wife we I dey talk about if we check am well. Cadaver!!
Career / Re: A Man Begs Nigerians For A Job In Port Harcourt by skales67(m): 7:02pm On Nov 10, 2023
He won't get help but let him dress in female clothes like that fake MUA that Brainjotter saw and you will see how SIMPs will rush to help her him.
Romance / Re: I Won't Have Sex With My Fiancée Till Our Wedding I've Been Doing Daily Workouts by skales67(m): 6:54pm On Nov 10, 2023

No dey cast am na

grin grin grin grin

Comrade, I sight you

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Romance / Re: I Won't Have Sex With My Fiancée Till Our Wedding I've Been Doing Daily Workouts by skales67(m): 4:26pm On Nov 10, 2023
Lol. You this guy....lol.
I just read your Nollywood encounter now and now this bachelorette party again.

Bro...people dey talk say money no dey...you see these women...dey get money which they throw anyhow.

Make we help them dey spend am grin grin

You see all these "ladies' night" wey some women dey host, if you are a married man, no let your wife attend am o.


Romance / Re: I Won't Have Sex With My Fiancée Till Our Wedding I've Been Doing Daily Workouts by skales67(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2023
Oga Dey play!

While you are doing workouts, she will be doing "make outs" with another guy behind your back.

When I started taking the "fear woman" talk seriously was when some ladies booked me and one male stripper on behalf of their friend for her bachelorette party.

I washed the bride-to-be's plate tire that night...she just dey "pump out water" 💦💦everywhere and after the whole episode, she was laughing and telling her friends she isn't sure she will be able to have strength to do anything with her husband-to-be the next night.

Wetin concern me? I sha carry my 100k with a free bottle of Castillo White wey dem dash me go house.

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Family / Re: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by skales67(m): 3:58pm On Nov 10, 2023
I'm planning to tell her husband, who happens to be an acquaintant of mine. On the other hand, I'm considering the consequence. He's been suspecting her of infidelity, and this could finally nail her.
I will be very glad to destroy that marriage if need be.

Wait o... describe her...is she fair in complexion? She looks like one of my clients who booked me in the past...that name (Madam Gold)
Romance / Re: Lady In Shambles, After Man Leaves Her With 70k Bill At A Restaurant (pics) by skales67(m): 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2023
These daughters of Eve sef...sometimes e good to treat them like that.

Na so one asked me to come wash her plate (something I do for fees ranging from 50k upward) but because son of man was in need of tatatatata that day, I obliged only for me to wash plate tire and this shediot no gree cum until she asked me to make use of her "rubber boyfriend" on the side of her bed.

After she came, she no gree me relieve myself. angry angry

Transport, na me pay go...I gave her free satisfaction and nothing for me. cry

I realized I was totally scammed. undecided

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