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OP, please modify your headline.

That's not a flying car but an electric hovercraft. It isn't a car cos it can't move on the road with tyres.

Was it not a drone that a civilian used in tracing the whereabouts of a thíef that broke into a parked car and stole a phone in Lagos sometime last year?

Something that the Nigerian Police and Navy cannot do.

Nigeria is a failed state!!

tiswell:
he is doomed,city will play draw

You were saying?

WibusJaga:
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Sure win for City.
Go ahead & bet with your papa land.

My boss put it and a couple of other games with N1m to get an extra N890k as winnings.

The man get mind sha

Channah1:
Surprisingly I've tried and tasted so many snacks but this shawarma is the only thing I'm yet to try. Saw it last night and wanted to buy but I already had a handful of snacks from the supermarket I was coming from.

Maybe I'll try it this night.

If you taste it, your life will never be the same

Story!

This is a staged "Marketing Strategy" by the company.

How do I know?

1) Which driver leaves his cab with only the passenger in it and allows him all the time before he alights?

2) Why blur the face of the thief?
To hide and protect his identity?

Oh...or maybe he is a "staff" of Lagos Rides doing his Advertorial Duty.

Na part of the scam wey Emilokan and him APC gangs dey take deceive the gullible ones.

Marketing strategy gone wrong!!

The woman can't live in the house alone with her kids...cold will still catch her one night and she will flash his number and he will call the next morning and she will tell him to come over for a hot f*ck.

No be wómen wey I know?

The same Unknown Gunmen they were hailing.

My fellow Igbós...who did this to you people?

Clout chasing. Do it already!

Must you make it known on Facebook?

Hopeba:
You can never beat yorubas on this.. adekunle for the muller

How far? Exactly how they will beat tinubu.

An that foólish agama lizard-headed governor who calls himself Ortom is talking nonsénse about Peter Obi.

ShaqFu:
Lmao. Of course the dog is Obidient and like it's owner, I'm sure both of them don't have a PVC, talkless of knowing the ward their poling unit is located.

If there's one thing I find amusing with these Obidient folk, is their ability to make complete and utter fools of themselves.

I wonder why they're not even showing they own a PVC in this so called noise making and attention seeking rally they organize to deceive those who are as ignorant as them.

You want them to bring out their PVC in the full glare of the public so that you and your urchins will waylay them on the road and confiscate them and destroy them?

We Obidients are not daft! Our brains are still Yusuful!!

He is not yet president and he ran to London because according to him, "people won't let him rest"...when the mantle of leadership of a nation of over 250mllion people falls on him nko?...it means he will relocate pata-pata to London and leave Mc Oluomo as acting president.

Another reason why this man shouldn't be taken seriously.

QozzyBrown:
Na for this coming election I go know if Nigeria Youths dey serious or not.

Am not expecting him(P. O) to win though, because let's not deceive ourselves, there's more to winning election than all this social media brouhaha.

But I will begin to take Nigerian Youths serious if he manage to get a million votes.(I pray though).



P. S
Vote for liberation
Vote for justice

If you really want to take this country back from these old, currupt Crooks, then

Vote OMOYELE SOWORE.

He is the man for the job.

You should worry more about your candidate Sowore who may not even clinch up to 100k votes nationwide

Gosh! He never knew the picture of one of his happiest moments will be used as his Obituary poster picture.

Rest in Peace man.

elganzar:
Do you know what a woman goes through to give birth yenyenyen....


She's probably working hard on manufacturing another stake_ to be grown for 9 months as we speak...Some women are just mad

And they will be talking rúbbish about child birth pains

So I will enter their plane and a man with skirt will come and ask me what I would like to take to ease my flight...na slap I go take answer am.

Medianna:
Smiles
It's like you did not learn your biology well
From the write ups I knew you know little about the that thing called Virgina!!

Seems your vagina follow for the smelly ones. Learn feminine personal hygiene and stop talking trash

He must be among those sénseless nairalanders whom when they see any news about an animal, they will say "Pepper soup is ready"

He thinks Canada supports lawlessness like Nigeria.

Business rivalry. May his soul rest

BackToLife:
Wow! My friend that is very close to him said he has been kidnapping successfully for long. He further told me that he started sleeping with a married woman just last month and he warned him that it would surely bring Badluck, now it has happened to him. This came up because my friend warned me to flee from a very beautiful woman that is currently spoiling me with money and gifts, seriously seducing and pestering me to... Her innocent Husband is in Canada. I kinda feel the lady is Ogbaje because her Husband has not even spent up to 7 months away. I know another woman whose Husband spent 5 Years before he finally returned to pick her and she was very faithful on waiting for him.

Thinking about what my friend said, I came to ask for more Advice from NLanders only to see the following quited Comments below as if they are seeing Clearly into my Heart and Prophesying what would happen if I fall into the... I clearly see today that many NairaLand Members have Glorious Destinies to fulfill and I Pray that all the Guys and Girls that I quoted their Comments below shall surely fulfill their Glorious Destinies in Jesus' Name! Now, I only need Advices on how to Dedicate my Heart solely to Think only the Thoughts that pleases my CREATOR as I have put myself in the shoes of the lady's Husband. I have vowed to rather starve than be further lured by the Daughter of Jezebel, especially after I came online now only to stumble on the thread below with these guys typed as if they were talking to me.

Oga be calming down! Even some virgins who go to church and have never even done as much as kissed a guy have had something bad happen to them.

I have been banging married women since 2014 and yet I am living fine.

I am an escort (gigolo) and many of them book me here in Abuja.

The only thing I advise is never to do it on their matrimonial bed which should be sacred to her and her husband.

The guy's time was just up. That he started shagging a married woman has nothing to do with his being caught.

Make una stop all these una mentality.

Emmanuel College Owerri (1994-1996): Sir P (Vice Principal Admin)

Uyo High School (1998): Mr Inyang. That man was a monster in human form. He no dey use cane...na Nigerian original cable and fists.

Government College Umuahia (1999-2000): Mr Nwokoji (Labour Master), Mr. Adibe (VP Academics) and Ete Uche (English Master).

Islandlady:
The confused and nagging nature of a Nigerian men really got me thinking what nature of woman they really wants and appreciate Maybe they can never be satisfied!

As a woman you decide to become an independent woman they complain, you also decide to become a dependant woman they also complain!


Below are screenshots from a twitter & IG influencer exposing the nagging and confused Nigerian men about different nature of Nigerian women!

Abeg rest! Ladies who climb the ladder of independence alone without the corporate, romantic or erotic assistance of a man are just not up to 10%.

The ones that are dependent on men are still leaches.

That was how one that booked me to come and knáck her at a hotel here in Abuja did so after the big man who lodged her there didn't satisfy her well so she sought for my services as an escort.

Na still part of the money wey the man give her she carry pay me.

But what if this guy is innocent?

What if some people envious of him decided to set him up? Nothing is hard to do in this country o

Just saying

When will they catch and parade the ones terrorizing Kaduna and environs?

imohimoh12:
Married women is a no no ..... that stuff brings bad luck .... i am 100% sure of that

Rúbbish! I have been knacking married women for close to 8 years now and I am doing just fine. Part of my source of livelihood presently sef is even from the purse of both married and single women who patronize me to suck their puna and Bleep them.

I used the proceeds of the money they give me and inject it into my business and nothing bad has happened.

Now he will rot in jail while another man will chop the kpéküs he was fighting for.

Coffin wey dey no gree show us. Na only flag wey we dey see since.