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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Congratulates Wizkid On His MOBO Award Win by sKeetz(m): 1:40pm On Nov 30, 2017
oblaak:
Hope wizkid attends your honey moon by January and also partake in the lashing of kpekus because adesua will carry wizkid baby too. It must go round. Father for all.
Read this trash wey you write again, shey e make sense to you?!? sad

NYSC › Re: Agai Joshua Ebimobowei At Delta NYSC Camp (Photos) by sKeetz(m): 1:29pm On Nov 30, 2017
Gaybu:
this is not a relationship issue, but I need the opinion of Nlers asap before I do something drastic!
I'm pissed beyond words! I live alone with my mum in a 3 bedroom flat, I pay rent and I'm also the one who is responsible for running the house.

4 weeks ago, my mum called me from church and said there's this homeless boy in church she has known for a while that he sleeps anywhere night meets him that she wants to help him by accommodating him, said the boy has no family etc. Being who I am, I agreed out of pity for the poor boy. He came home and I introduced him to my neighbors as my kid bro. I gave him the 3rd room and we were all fine.... I started noticing things missing in my wardrobe, so does mum, we decided to start locking our rooms.last week I decided to enter this boy's room Lo and behold I was shocked at what I saw.... He has already set up the room as a musical studio, I saw speakers, mixers, studio mic head sets and other things I don't even know their names. I called my mum to come and see o! I asked this boy to produce the receipts of all this things or just take them out of my house.

Since 2 days now the boy has been keeping malice with me in my own house o.... Someone that I'm feeding. I've been hearing negative stories from mums church members about this boy and I'm worried I might have made a mistake. Mum is hell bent on keeping him in our house and this boy is frustrating me daily and gradually turning me into a nag!

If I cook soup, all the meat will finish that same day no matter how large the pot is. That boy is so daring! Now I've packed my bags and I've decided to stay away from the house, I told my mum to choose between him and me that she can call me back when the boy leaves my house.....

Nlers do you think I'm overreacting?? . Does anyone know how best to make him leave or how beat to convince my mum..... She's hell bent?

Mogbe!

Your mom might be getting that niggas D!
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Lady Twice In Ebonyi Without Condom, Gives Her N1000 For Transport by sKeetz(m): 1:17pm On Nov 30, 2017
angry
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Falls From Stage While Performing At Manchester (video) by sKeetz(m): 12:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
Codiene Crazy cheesy
Romance › Re: Ways To Bear Depression After A Breakup by sKeetz(m):
Damn, going through a break up is the worst shi ever. Back then when I still used to love, it felt like the world should come down on me whenever I broke up with my ex's.

But now am a new Man. It's Smash and pass!

Life is too short to tie yoself to one girl.
cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Rains Curses On Another Lady For Not Believing Her Pastor's Miracle.Photos by sKeetz(m): 11:22am On Nov 30, 2017
But the woman could be right though.

I've seen someone who had been diagnosed with brain cancer get healed. When he went back to the hospital for checkup, the doctors were astonished. A lot of things happen in this world which seems impossible to human brain but possible to God.

I believe in God but I don't believe in Religion.
Romance › Re: Moving To My Foreign Girlfriend's Country After Marriage. Is It A Good Idea? Adv by sKeetz(m): 8:12am On Nov 30, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Of all the foreign countries in the world, you settled for a Brazilian. My brother; a Naija girl woulda been a lots better choice.

But if she agrees to marry you, bring her back to Nigeria. Life in Ogbomosho is even better than life in Sao Paulo.

There's absolutely nothing in Brazil.
More slums than Lagos,
More gangs than AAU Ekpoma,
If it's the beaches, we have several; from Elegushi down to Eket.
If it's the scantily clad girls, you can visit a few strip joints on Ogunlana drive or peep some female hostels in LASU.

The only good thing about Brazil is their easy citizenship plan.

Ultimately, I'd advice you think again.
Don't marry a foreigner, worse even if the foreigner is from a backstreet country.

But if you must, bring this girl back to Nigeria
So that if you get broke, you shave her hair and sell.

Education › Re: When Is The Right Time To Do Your Master's Degree? by sKeetz(m): 7:28am On Nov 30, 2017
angry
Car Talk › Re: It's Medically Wrong To Use The AC Just Immediately You Enter Your Hot Car by sKeetz(m): 7:25am On Nov 30, 2017
At the rate the world is going, very soon we'll hear that oxygen kills so we should stop breathing. sad
Romance › Re: Let Me Leak My N.udes Here by sKeetz(m): 6:32am On Nov 30, 2017
A 6 pack without well built chest and shoulders and arms is like a girl with a pretty face but no ass and boobs.

Work on your chest, arm and shoulders and you'll be every woman's dream.
Investment › Re: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by sKeetz(m): 6:04am On Nov 30, 2017
Moses247:
That's not Evidence. it's called allegation. u have not prove anything.
Gang of thieves
Travel › Re: "Africans In Diaspora Are Jealous Of Each Other" - U.S Lady Cries Out by sKeetz(m): 5:46am On Nov 30, 2017
NovusHomo:
huhslowpoke.
Rètard huh
Romance › Re: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by sKeetz(m): 1:39pm On Nov 29, 2017
Alwaysking:
Feel sorry for yourself instead, if you check when I posted those posts, that was before I started making cash online, and I was in dilemma then because I lost a lot cash to scammers, i was bankrupt to the brim. but thank God I've bounced back and I earn more than I've lost. anyways I have no explanation to give to any cretin. am just laughing at y'all stvpidity here. cheesy cheesy cheesy

will you keep kwayet!!
Romance › Re: My Secondary Smallie Frm 2016 Is Coming To See Me. by sKeetz(m): 12:57pm On Nov 29, 2017
Congratulations on your new conquest!
Romance › Re: chai ! by sKeetz(m): 12:43pm On Nov 29, 2017
frustratedrat:
i had much discomfort (because of my throat) not long ago, so i made up my mind to visit a clinic

Are you always this high ?!?
Romance › Re: Jealous Husband Beats Wife For Every Facebook Like She Receives (Photos) by sKeetz(m):
She is probably one those people on Facebook that keep shouting "I'm in my house, come and beat me".
Travel › Re: "Africans In Diaspora Are Jealous Of Each Other" - U.S Lady Cries Out by sKeetz(m): 11:54am On Nov 29, 2017
thebosstrevor:
Another Sylvester friend on nairaland.
Who is Sylvester ?!? huh
Travel › Re: "Africans In Diaspora Are Jealous Of Each Other" - U.S Lady Cries Out by sKeetz(m): 11:52am On Nov 29, 2017
Xisnin:
Apart from your di ck what else do you have to offer?
My balls. undecided
Celebrities › Re: I’ve Recorded 90 – 100 Songs & Can Drop Two Albums Today – Rudeboy by sKeetz(m): 11:15am On Nov 29, 2017
angry
Romance › Re: Didisassy: "If You Allow Man Grab Your Butt In Public, You Lack Home Training’’ by sKeetz(m): 10:01am On Nov 29, 2017
Our barbecue man is back.

I bet the mods gave you some home training.
grin grin grin
Travel › Re: "Africans In Diaspora Are Jealous Of Each Other" - U.S Lady Cries Out by sKeetz(m): 9:59am On Nov 29, 2017
She should come and marry me.

Nigerians are not jealous of each other and I won't commit suicide.

As an added incentive; I have a big dîck too.
Romance › Re: When Is It OK To Hit A Woman, what should I have done in this case of harassment by sKeetz(m):
Same reason I'll hit a man if he fûcks with me.

After all,we are equal right so she better learn how to defend herself or learn how to not Bleep with me.

Isn't that the whole idea of feminism ?!? undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Ordered AGF Malami To Meet With Me, Ensure My Reinstatement – Maina by sKeetz(m): 8:42am On Nov 29, 2017
cyril83:
They told you what you wanted to hear, the same allegations you mentioned were rubbished into the trash can in the court of law.

There are still criminals who wouldn't want Maina to disrupt their looting practices.

Reinstating Maina is not a bad idea but Nigerians are just too daft to see behind the curtain.
Sometimes I wish nairaland had a slap button. I would have slapped some sense into you.

The Internet has given clowns like you the privilege of hiding behind their cheap android phones to type shît. Brainless idîot.
Travel › Re: Handsome Photos Of Chibueze, One Victim Of Owerri Tank Explsion by sKeetz(m): 8:04am On Nov 29, 2017
RIP
Travel › Re: Oshogbo Is The Most Boring State Capital In Nigeria by sKeetz(m): 7:45am On Nov 29, 2017
Everything the op said is the truth. My trip there was horrible. Their government really have a lot of work to do. They are so backward. People bashing the op are just pained. Inside them, they know it's the truth.
Business › Re: Fire Destroys 50 Shops In Watt Market, Calabar (Video) by sKeetz(m): 7:04pm On Nov 28, 2017
The Curse of Buhari 2
Fashion › Re: Amazing Transformation Of A Plus-Sized Man To A Slim Fit Man by sKeetz(m): 4:17pm On Nov 28, 2017
wonlasewonimi:
who removed the valve

Investment › Re: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by sKeetz(m): 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2017
meromero11:
This account was just paid by competitors exchangers to register on Nairaland on the 20th Nov.2017.
Her first post speaks volumes of her mission here.

Can you imagine the audacity and boldness you criminals have on cyber space. I would have slapped some sense into you were you beside me spewing this crap. If you make too much noise, I'll lock you up in a drum of water for 3 days without food.

Show up if you've got the balls. Don't hide behind your cheap android phone and type shit. I'll love to use you as an example to your brothers in crime. Dotard!

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