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Mazi mazi.....oya com uppdate joh..abi u dn chop laced VAL cake..wey u dn sleep forget us here.and flow if u update today.....u 1 kill persn niyen ooo...cos guyz gas self-service and empty da Tank to move the. Ministry forward and to da permanent. Site

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Flow u and mazi. Too much......more. Poer tour elbow as u kill da. Boredom am havin@home.....u. Are. Really good@this....• ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ t•o•a•s•t ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ •
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Johnwizzy I beg update on when ma sister caught me pls....and dis one too...keep da ball rollin....u too like inbreeding ur tales...and yanshing...Godiswatchinguwit3d

MAZI...u finish all my LUB..con make konji hammer ma life...chei I con dey call bae I dn free jst to cool off..u. Do me badth ooo..buh dat shot wa awesome...I beg I need restock ma draw..its won't. get nasty when u dn read and digest..u knw what I mean

flow1759: Hottprince, i go like come ur church oh, shebi first timers go chop fried rice and chicken?

Long throat,afta rice dem go give u 1759 wit aLomo join com top am wwith wEEd.....hot prince u dey fall ma hand bigtime,u neva finish examz abi?and ur lappy dn smoke igbo like flow again...

Damex333: Cofa flow,come continue o,i don siddon here o.

Don't mind da koffa,,,UGO..oya me self dey wif my lacasera with alomo mixing it

flow1759: I tried to sleep that nite but couldn't, soon it would b morning and i haven't winked a sleep. As i lay on my bed i recalled that this same incident took my room mate's life in my university days. Mike was stuborn. Robbers came to our room and he refused giving them his laptop, claiming he was a "bagga" and that he can't be submisive to "ordinary" robbers.

The robbers wasn't ordinary, they were with g*uns. I was a "bagga" also but i took the wise decision and did whatever they commanded. They shot Mike on his chest point blank, we tried to rush him to the hospital but we couldn't get a cab quickly because it was very late at nite. "Aro Mikoh" as he was fondly called gave up the ghost.

Since Aro Miroh died i have been seeing him in my dreams because he was not önly my "fratanal brother" but was the "blood brother" i never had. After he died we had rumours that he had a quarel with a "" guy who promised to deal with him seriously.

Since then i feared robbers so much, i just don't know why. Now see what my fears has caused me.

I just then remembered my phone was gone, my SIM was gone too. "how i go take get my contacts back now?" i asked myself. "Juliet, her number don go b dat, and i tell her say i go call her for mid-nite call this nite" i said to myself as i tried to catch some sleep...........

Flow I see u dey view dis page ooo...oya update asap pls.....u no even rugged @ all and u cal u self a BAGGA...don't look for trouble and domt take shit....

[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Hot Prince.... Owk, let me bare my mind a little bit
You don't keep people waiting for long before another update if not they will lose interest and not comment. When ever your post after a long time, they only come viewing
You've got readers, try to carry everyone along by responding to comments so the whole place can be lively before your next update, if you do that, people will not notice how long you've been away.[/quote].
U are right cos dats what I jst did,,he no update for like 3weeks....so u xpect me to comment.....if hin like make update if hin like make he update...so far ibo boy like yoruba dy update..fanta my guy ‎BBB

flow1759: u think say i dey fear u? u never know flow the BBB sef

He b like say u bad pass tony montanna oo..must u bleep evri girl u set ur eyes on?....buddiso plier for ur JT ...I go castrate u....no touch lola and kehinde oooo cos nah dem me love to kpash for dis story ooooo...BBB oshi.....

flow1759: We were taken to see the room, after each of us collected a foam from the school. I noticed that all the rooms were small, except the one at the extreme which was the one i selected. With everthing set we got to know each other better. Sammy a fair Ibo boy, Kelvin a chubby TIV boy from benue, Niyi a.k.a Baba Ilorin or Ilorin for short, Victor a TIV boy that prefered we called him "Angom" which means "brother" in his dialet and of course my humble self Flow; the bad barrack boy(BBB).

"so we fit travel go our papa house now abi?" i asked nobody in particular as Angom answered "me dey travel go benue tomorow oh, i no know for una oh". "we fit travel na, because we don do every thing wey dey required" Sammy added. As we continued gisting, kelvin and Ilorin was inspecting the toilet facilities when Ilorin shouted "oboy na pit toilet we go dey use oh", on hearing that my jaw droped, my jaw droped even more when Angom brought a paper that looked like rit*zler, i looked from the corner of my eyes to see him bring out something that surprised me more. "so you dey weed?" i queried "yes na, u no know say i b confirm benue pekin?" he responded and smiled revealing his cute dimple. Soon Ilorin and Kelvin came and Ilorin said "mehn see ITUARA oh", "Wetin b ituara na" Angom asked "nahim b dis tin wey u hold na, na d yoruba name na?" Ilorin responded. "so weed get Yoruba name?" i asked myself as Angom offered me and Ilorin the weed to ki*ss. "Kelvin and sammy, una no dey weed?" i asked what was obvious. "i hate that thing" Sammy cursed. "Hate ehn, na my first time to c pesin say e hate weed oh" i said. "well like d saying goes; one man's meat is another man's poison" i tot............

Weed good for body when consume moderately,,,,fanta bbb........oya I 1 hear hwen u blepp da corper now....

flow1759: The first thing i saw as i returned to planet earth from the "spirit world" was the gap in Lampard's teeth as he smiled at me in the medical room, where i was lying helplessly. "Lampard na who win?" i asked curiously. "oboy dem don win una ni" he said as i cursed myself for not playing till the end of the game.

I got to the room dat nite and i was told Ayo was at mammy market, i took my bath and joined him. After we finished drinking four bottles each we went straight to the bush to join Ezenna and Obinna to smoke weed. "aro how far?" i said our baggas slang "aro" as i anchored dem both. "aro, rugged u?" Obinna responded. I smoked life chimney that nite as i wondered how Ezenna and Obinna got the weed we smoked that nite since their weed was collected by the soldier the other day. They told me they bought it from a guy in mammy, which i never believed............

As we walked to the room i could feel my stomach run. It was as if i wanted to throw up. "how only four bottles of stout go make me wan vomit na?" i asked myself as we entered the room. I got in after i mistook Ayo's bed as mine and slept on it, Ayo on the other hand slept on mine. I was almost aslept when suddenly the feeling of wanting to throw up came again, this time harder and............. Uhn uhun ugbun ouhn....... "Flow eeeh u don vomit for my bed" Ayo shouted at the top of his voice.......

I always feel street credibility in ur writing and that is what make glued to it.....cos I b cofirm kpako. Boy and like make persn dey reP,,,flow,fanta...U REP joh,,,join me here,,henry moore and snuff....

flow1759: It was second round and for the Miss Nysc, contestants number 1,2,4,7 and 9 qualified, while contestants number 2,5,7,8 and 3 qualified for the Mr Macho. This time we are to dress on casuals/corperate wears. As Ayo gave me a whole bottle of Alomo to drink, i tot my heart was melting as the Alomo ran down my intestine. I was very "high" and ready for any question to be asked. Contestant number 2 was first, he was dress on a yellow long
sleeve shirt and a black trousers, he was asked to give five importance of Nysc to the nation, he answered it brillantly. Next it was my turn. First question, "what is the meaning of RSM in the military" the anchor asked as i saw the camp RSM smiled. "na barrack boy una dey ask dis kin question?" i tot as i answered saying "Regimented Sergeant Major". Second question, "what was your discipline in school?", i answered saying industrial physics. Third questiön, "what is the importance of industrial physics to Nigerian economy?". I couldn't tell if i was the one answering the question or somebody called "Alomo" was whispering the answers to my ears.

It was time for the result to be called. We were earlier told dat the winner goes home with a laptop, while the first runner up goes home with a flat screen tv. The second runner up was to smile home with a standing fan. As we stood awaiting the result, someone was telling me "na u go win" and i was whispering "Amen, Amen, Amen" as i turned and saw nobody speaking, "or was it the spirit of "Alomo" talking" i asked myself. Suddenly i heard......... And the winner is contestant number TWO..............two sounded like THREE to my ears....... Or was it the spirit of Alomo again that interpreted TWO as THREE to my brain...........

Nah from ur barrack boy I don notice say u confirm perverts,junkie,keep it on,,alomo wit lacasera dey sweet,,or sabrinah dats ma local ANDRE....more pls and don't forget where u bleep dos camps girls oooand bTw dem no giv una con*doms

No p,,I dn tell nepa make dem bring ur lit take our own now,,,,flow com ooo

U dn start to dey upsate smal smal lik dat barrack boy own,,,,no laggin oo,and no sleeping on deck,,,com out asap,,,

flow1759: My intentions was not to have a fling with her but rather i wanted to play cupid. She kissed me on my cheek as i felt the coldness of her kiss on my cheek. I said something that sounded like gibberish and she placed a finger on my lips to keep me shut. My hands moved to her waist as we kissed. I was fumbling with her cloth while trying to uncloth her. I fondled her bre*ast so romantically as my co*ck rose instantly. As she unclothed me and i tried inserting, something stunned me........ SHE WAS A VIRGIN

Chei fanta,,u got me here,,y stop for da koko spot,,oya com finish I beg show da detail of all da rudiments ooooo,,,proof rigoously fanta bleep yetunde=onyinye

Damex333: Guys don turn holy water 2 something else 4 me o,i no smoke, na palm wine be holy water.

U mean holy keske,walk minus stumble,may ur firstborn neva resemble ur landlord............imbibe in majesty,,,,

Damex333: but wait o,so u sef dey smoke lyk ds, oya na holy water me want o.

Give am. Mak he drink now,,buh nah SMOKE do am pass,,,,,BTW holy water high person? Or make person tipsy? If not he no go fits drink am

flow1759: I said a little prayer as i steped into my office. Soon Yetunde was in my office gorgeously dressed. "good morning" she said, i could hear the good morning re-echo in my head as if she had said it a hundred times. "good morning" i responded, i suddenly set my eyes on her a*ss this time around it looks as if it hard grown bigger and more charming. "you are to inspect the activities of some departments" she said in a rather commanding tone. She commented on my beautiful shirt "borrow borrow" , as i also told her how beautiful she was, she smiled and left rolling her a*ss, i could feel my d*ick rise. I inspected the department's activities and i immediately noticed dat each department had king(the most hard working). Like; king of store, king of sealing, king of supply, king of bottling etc. It made me remembered Mike, he wrote "KOS"(king of sokoto) in his seat in sokoto as the sole distributor of weed(nobody dare seat there). "so na dis work i go dey do everyday" i tot at the close of work as i walked slowly to the bus stop......

Shayo dn dey body b4 nah,,,buh nah weed go do am pass,,,,sha update b4 u go church oooo,,I dn dey tarmak dis mowin cos agro dn ma body!!!!!!

flow1759: It was morning devotion and i thanked God for the job and asked God to help me work deligently. I was dressed smelling fresh after stealing papa's perfume;-). I walked to "pammy bus stop" as i thougt of how the bus stop got the name; they sold pammy(palm wine) there at nite. I waved at a keke(tricycle) as they was no bike, "if to say dem no ban bike shebi Mike for just come carry me now" i tot. Mike drove Okada(bike) as well as he deals on suppling weed to sokoto for a living. Since the commandant of the barracks ban the use of bike for commercial purpose saying barrack boys uses it to rob, Mike sold his bike and concentrated on "weed distribution" business squarely. Soon i boarded a keke i told him the address after instructing him specifically to stop directly in front of the company, "because i no wan make my shoe carry dust" i tot as we zoomed off.........

Am. Here alredy,,,oya com continue ooo,,no weed for me 2nit. Cos I go. Tarmark late,,boys dn go dat meani will have pwoblem slippin,,keep. Ma company wit dis story pls,,oya leggo........

flow1759: I left Cosmos beaten. On my way home, i could c d cloud darken as if it would burst into tears soon. I was about taking the bending that leads me home i saw two guys approaching me. "fantalolo fanta" it was Mike. "Mike how far, dem don release una" i asked " dem don release us oh after much beating" James said. I could see some bruises in Mike's face. "guy make una go house na, sokoto must still continue" i said. "sure sokoto cannot die" Mike said, at dat moment i hailed Mike "King of sokoto" we shook hands cheerfully as i left dem. As i walked the lonely path dat leads home i heard something move in d bush path dat frightened me. "e fit b snake oh" i tot. At dat moment i recalled the incident in the farm when i was clearing the bush one day, i suddenly saw this huge smake that was as long a belt. I almost ran, but i didn't. I tried to make sure i was not very close wen i stroke it with my matchete. To my surpise, it died instantly...,

More sk,weed,dope,ganja and panaku for ur phone to puff,,don't keep me waiting,ma jumbo is burning oooooo slowly

flow1759: my head don full already keep am i dey come. BTW u don mix weed with dried "ugwu" leaf b4? E dey give blood oh

Noooooooooooo,buh I go try am 2marow,,but she u dn. Try dried pawpaw. Leaf?

flow1759: I got to sokoto early enof to seat in sokoto 1 seat(who ever gets first is entitled to a free wrap of weed) i was first and Cosmos next. "oboy y u no come call me as u dey enta sokoto na?" he said. "i b like ur twin broda" i responded as he took his number 2 seat. I asked how his interview went. He said the interview was fine and he is expecting their response soonest. I told him my story and how it all unfolded like a dream to me. "fanta eh, u b big boy b dat oh" "levels don change oh". "remember ur broda oh". True talk cosmos has become d brother i never had. "cosmos u go borrow me dat ur pink fine long sleeve make i take impress for my first day for work na" i said. "No wahala u na my paddy na". Other boys were trouping in, in twos and threes until we were about 20 in number, a full house. My wrap of weed was sweeter today, maybe it was the great miracle dat happened today dat made it sweeter. I was high dat d weed made me stand up and started giving every one in sokoto a handshake, as i moved i notice Femi's adsence. "wey Femi?" i asked. "e say e no well, he no go fit come today" James his neighbour responded. I was on the free jumbo wen i saw torch light flashing to sokoto from different directions. "Oboy, awoah don show" i whispered to cosmos in his ears.(awoah is a name we call soldiers). We took to our heels and other boys followed, "na dat day i no say cosmos na usain bolt younger brother" james and mike were unlucky and were caught "maybe because they were chubby and couldn't run fast" we were out of site in no time. Panting, Olu said "dat Femi boy na him betray us oh, him know say awoah dey come today e no tell us so we no go go sokoto" "how e go tell us, him na sharp guy na" . Sharp guy indeed as he is always away wen awoah comes to arrest boys in sokoto. "if to say dis awoah arrest me like james and mike na guard room straight oh" i thought. I cant afford dat now dat my dreams is gradually coming to fulfilment......

Oya,,,I owe. U. Sk ,,meet me for BUSH,,

flow1759: in sokoto i stand.

Aiit,sha continua joh,junkie lik khalifa

ludasam222: Nontin o,she said...chei which kind woman be this sef,wey no dey something for person,i was tinking..before we go no wetin dey hapun poppsi don return o...chei ma heart just skipped,i neva wash the cloths o..ma heart was beating faster,i no even no wen he enter sef..papa wellcome o,i greeted from behind,ehnehn he replyed..have you ironed does ma cloths,he requsted..mba i answer,for my mind i dey tink say my own don finish....to my suprise the oldman no even talk again,he just went inside...me sef waka enter my room jeje

Oya com continue nah,abi u 1 take suspense kill person ni,,,can't wait for when u bleep comfort punna

flow1759: As she took every step i admired her curves. The kind of curves my cousin calls "olugbagie boys" (boys neck cut off). "peter, dis is my daughter, my only daughter, the managing director of precious waters, a water bottling company, my newly established company" he said. I shook hands with her as i smiled brightly. "Yetunde get us a drink pls" he said. She brought d drink. "oboy come c henessey oh" "e don tay man pekin drink henessey oh". I drank slowly, trying to gaze at yetunde who was puting her laptop in a bag in preparation for work. "well, peter, yetunde will take u to d office to show u something", "show me wetin?" i pondered. Today is becoming a big movie unfolding "abi e get wetin papa no want tell me?", i thought. ok sir, i responded. "so i will see u tommorow, i have a seminar to attend dat will take all day" he said as he hurried upstairs. If only tommorow will come i thought......... If only.........

Walks in with a botttle of codeine and a wrap of killer jombo,puffin sololy in to ma medulla as I enjoy da write up.......
But who carry ma wristler nah,mak i moll anoda one,,,pipiro bring 1000naira SK mak I take finish dis story......long gone with doin ma slowbecos of da concotion,,,eyes bcomin blurry,,don't keep me waitin or nah ndlea go com gbege u for. Dat tamark. U cal SOKOTO