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Christianity Etc › Re: Dedicate Yourself To Satan by skylane: 8:41pm On Sep 19, 2014
sonOfLucifer: Your silly god could never conquer my master in a milliln years. He sent the flood, sent fire, even killed his son to get humans back to his side. But, guess what, ww killed his son. On that lovely day on Calvary, the great human race sent a message to the heavens that we will be masters of our selves. We shall rise and move forward no matter what. Our thirst for knowledge shall continue to increase, and we will find knowledge no matter where it may be. Eons ago, your silly god dispersed men for building a tower. Today, we are breaking grounds in space travel and exploring places our ancestors never dreamt of. Your God is dead and useless, and so are you if you continue to run away from the light of Lucifer.you killed the son of my God you claim yes but didn't your foolish master tell you how the son of my God........ Jesus christ the King of Kings came to your fucking master's domain (hell fire)and sieze the key of life from your masters hand? Uhmm tell me how come when ur master comes to us at night but by the name of Jesus christ they will disappear uhm? ur master is here decieving your kind and here you are support the fool! Don't you know it was becos of your foolish master you and I are on this earth struggling before we eat? I don't know guy,he that's in me is greater than he that's in you that is of the world
Christianity Etc › Re: Dedicate Yourself To Satan by skylane: 8:00pm On Sep 19, 2014
Guy you just blasphemed God, better he's a consuming fire no tryam even una oga(satan) no dey tryam abi him neva tell una how angel micheal,uriel etc gather arrange am b4 he was deported to this world?guy no make God vex 4 u o,better run go church go submitt yourself o,you don Bleep up badly,if you do wetin you just write you don fuckup.cos illuminati no go even see you pick,u don begin collect 666 b4 registeration start haba guy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dedicate Yourself To Satan by skylane: 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2014
Even satan know say power paSs power,satan where fall for gutter? Dey there they follow boi boi,boi wwho tried to outshined his master,before he was banished,roaming this earth decieving people just as he has just done to you, let me tell you that your satan is under my feet as far as I in the shadow of the almighty he can do me no harm,for Jesus the son of God has given me power to thread upon satan and his followers,which is the sweet holy spirit, boy have a receive satan don do you 1 chance, na hellfire the motor go drop you,rethink and jump out of that vehicle nw before its too late,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by skylane: 5:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
Lily4star: I don't want jor, Man U fan, a romantic guy pleassse kiss me, I ve never begged for a kiss before, but Man U just made me Hot, am so suffering from Hornyjaietis right now all cos of United
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah not only dat oh have all my money in my pocket I no mind trekking back home today,man utd this is the man utd av been watching since 2002
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by skylane: 8:48am On Sep 01, 2014
Hi fellow nounites, am in trouble o,I havnt registered 4 my exams and exam registeration is closed please is there anything like late registeration? Pls I need help
Nairaland General › Re: How I Masturbated Every Day For 1 And A Half Year by skylane: 11:30am On Aug 03, 2014
U speak d truth! Mine I started when I was 11 years old,and I av been doin it 4 the past 10 years now mehn guy if u see me noww enh tank God u stopped earlier wat abt me 11 years am still battling with it,am having memory problems etc guy pray 4 me too
Politics › Re: Picture Of Young Sanusi, His Grand-dad , Bello And A British Diplomat by skylane: 7:31pm On Jul 25, 2014
Akshow: when u go ever get sense huh huh
see this guy do you know wwho u are talking to? Ozoigbondu 1 of Berlin! Go and read globalruns ul know the gravity of the offense you just did.
Celebrities › Re: Sex With A Celeb: Who Would You Choose? by skylane: 9:06pm On Jul 21, 2014
Naija-rita dominic,alison madukwe,chika ike.international-cherokee d ass,miss cleo, mazzeratie,sara jay,bbw monique, dose are my best porn actresses when I use to be a porn freak. Those other celebs-rihanna,lil keem,nicki minaj
Romance › Re: Am In Love Wit A 13 Years Old Girl... How Do I Win Her Heart. + Pix Inside by skylane: 11:34am On Jul 19, 2014
Nigerians y are we replying dis guy?is that not willow smith? Will smiths daughter? Smh.......... Make her papa catcham Im go showam say na Im act men In black
Romance › Re: Are You Lonely Or Bored? Meet A New Friend Here by skylane: 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2014
216392D3 abuja
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 11:14am On Jul 07, 2014
cbrass: *coughs* ok when you to the base don't look like a big man o..just pretend to be one carpenter sent there to work cos if those guys suspect that you wan snatch their babe wey some of dem done they hope on..*a bloody civilian for that matter* na frog jump go end am o. Anyway start practising frog jump now incase grin
lolzzzzzzzzzzz oboy after I frog jump and go back ill return to show them they are bloody soldiers too
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 7:41am On Jul 07, 2014
Clinton594: guy I think she's into you.
so it's high time you stopped posting about her.... it's already looking like an online entertainment stuff.
treat her like you treat your girlfriend, remember that if you're there just to 'kill and eat' your name IS SORRY
ahhh thanks bro I really feel for her am not just dere to fish and eat lol
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 12:23am On Jul 07, 2014
Gudevening guys,yea we finally met today around 8pm but it was brief she was on duty but took excuse to buy sometin outside,we met at the suya spot junction, wow she was so sexy with great curves more than average full front full back,she wore the khaki t shirt and trousers,we had a lively chat,I was suprised when I noticed she has a great sense of humour and she laughs a lot,I kinda find it sexy about her,well she invited me to come visiting her at her base camp nextweekend as she would be going back monday.wow I have to prepare lol
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 12:10am On Jul 07, 2014
jimohibrahim: What if she,s a nairalander..and she find out you're putting everything about her online..den am sure u will end up doing the frog jump ooo lol
lolz
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 4:29pm On Jul 06, 2014
cbrass: This is looking serious o? Is it for real..as in..taking her to the halter, abi na just for recreational activities grin
oboy I can take her to the alter if she is beautifull inside
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 4:28pm On Jul 06, 2014
cbrass: This is looking serious o? Is it for real..as in..taking her to the halter, abi na just for recreational activities grin
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 4:24pm On Jul 06, 2014
Mutuwa: Wai...infact the perimeter around all this spots u mentioned..ie market bridge,eat.com and glo office na No Go area for me o! My wyf ofis dey close to all these places. grin
oboy abacha barracks dey nw. Lol
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 3:19pm On Jul 06, 2014
Mutuwa: Guy which side of wuse 2 make i com mount surveillance if i go fit grasp one too. grin
na 4 dat glo office side I see the chick,the frst time na dat wuse bridge I see am, I followam reach eat.com b4 I divert
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 3:19pm On Jul 06, 2014
Mutuwa: Guy which side of wuse 2 make i com mount surveillance if i go fit grasp one too. grin
na 4 dat glo office side I see the chick,the frst time na dat wuse bridge I followam reach eat.com b4 I divert
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 9:54am On Jul 06, 2014
Clinton594: treat her as you treat your girlfriend.
buh when time for bleeping comes....... Hmmmm aah no know again oh
lol wetin go happen?
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 9:51am On Jul 06, 2014
somcherry: Op, abeg try to update us lipsrsealed
dnt worry madam we are meeting briefly today cos she will return to her base on monday on the outskirts of abuja
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 9:50am On Jul 06, 2014
HAND HER OVER!!
oboy am ready to fight any aRmy guy cos of this chick,am sorry can't hand her over lol because men the shake my body shake at broad daylight because of her hmmm
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 9:48am On Jul 06, 2014
Emmysteve: So @OP where did you stopped after collecting her number? I am still interested in this super story
which super story? Well I dnt need you to believe besides I spoke with her dis morning and our date is set.what I need now is inspiration from fellow nlanders.thank u
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 12:31am On Jul 06, 2014
Jman06: Lmao.
dis one too getam full naim I look were ginger me to pursue am after she pass us now
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 12:15am On Jul 06, 2014
Jman06: lol @ *d way she stood gallantly sent chills down ur spine* op, the code is #No fucccks up# else, na only u go waka come guardroom, and by the time those red-eyed soldiers don bulala you finish, you go understand say diaris god oooo.
lol...... Oboy guy u need to see d way my body dey shake as I dey express myself and as I dey type her number put phone
Nairaland General › Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by skylane: 12:08am On Jul 06, 2014
I have this audio in my phone
Romance › Re: Dating An Army Chick by skylane(op): 12:01am On Jul 06, 2014
dyt babe: Reminds me of this story abt a millitary 'chick' too on NL smtyms back

The guy said the babe will tell him jokingly that she can kill him and the fight too grin grin grin

Erm op
Monbo
me no go fyt my babe o I still respect d fact she's a lady nomata hw she hit me I will neva retaliate

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