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Promoting an office
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Psycho-
the-
r.ap.i.s.t.

U no know wetin u do abi? No be u dey follow all the chicks wen dey NL for yansh so? Commot jor

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

Oh blackie,how i hate u when u are romantic

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Na so u miss me

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond
rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound
mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon can I go home?"

meaning

U shock me terribly

stop that black or i'll tell mummy

tsk

Poison ke? U be poison na

Custard and paw-paw

i resemble student for ur eye i be serious student sha

na u i suppose ask. i full ground my bros. how'z biz na?

I love pastor Chris na ,so no problem

im cool MY MAN

Stud ma boy

This guy is totally clueless

Thread Locked. Blacksta report to my table so i can disect your brain.

Nice joke sha

Freewilly:
I'll start with a few, I know you guys know more.

Friday

Monday

Romanos

Antonia

Blessing

Winifred

Benetted

What is weird about being called Blessing? Pls remove that name from ur weird list

Efe

Sledge i still dey here. Sup with u

Cynthdarling sorry i didn't make good use of ur tutorials

Nella whatta gwan. Daddy escaped thru the back door

Are u guys serious I love all of them

OMG

'Praise the Lort.Hmmm! It not a small someting. Well, infact, it all started a two day ako, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house noting much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So,I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a farr-ing place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it.

So now,i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.

Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God,i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true.

So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah.

But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcoal and noting happen to me'



Have fun

@ Uju read her last post again,she said when she wanted to introduce the guy the aunt said no. OP just cool down,don't move yet till u've reconcile with her. That way both of you can still remain best of pals.

I still use the book to record all the beef wen i get for NL.

blackie 'sup