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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 3:14pm On May 02
Good day veterans in the house, please I need explanation on rider discount and others as seen in this picture

Autos / Re: Bosch Oil Filter by SlahJoe(m): 7:17pm On Jan 18
Berachahrent:


5,500
How many months/kmh will this last/covered before oil change; can you deliver to Sango Ota Tollgate
Autos / Re: Bosch Oil Filter by SlahJoe(m): 11:52pm On Jan 17
How is oil filter for 2007 elantra hyundai
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 3:38pm On Jan 03
Good day house, I recently got a Nigerian used elantra, the previous owner uses Sae 5w20 fully synthetic Hardex Gold, I need your opinion on whether I should continue using same oil or are there other better options, happy prosperous New Year to everyone
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by SlahJoe(m): 2:58pm On Jan 03
Good day house, I recently got a Nigerian used elantra, the previous owner uses Sae 5w20 fully synthetic Hardex Gold, I need your opinion on whether I should continue using same oil or are there other better options, happy prosperous New Year to everyone
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Camry 2003 Model First Body by SlahJoe(m): 11:52am On Dec 03, 2023
2m
Autos / Re: 2009 Neatly Used Hyundai Elantra 1.8m by SlahJoe(m): 9:34am On Dec 01, 2023
1.7m
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai owners Discussion by SlahJoe(m): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2023
Hello house.

I want to buy Hyundai Elentra 2007 Auto (Nigerian used) for personal and part time uber business.

Are the parts cheap when compared to say Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla of same year? How much is the tokumbo engine?

I will really appreciate your inputs please.
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by SlahJoe(m): 10:51pm On Nov 28, 2023
Gurus in the house I greet you all for all your selfless service here, please I'm about to purchase a Nigerian used 2007 hyundai elantra, what are the pros and cons of this car and what are the important things look out for to get the best deal possible
Autos / Re: Sold out 2.350k 2007 Registered Corolla Excellent Condition by SlahJoe(m): 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2023
2m nko
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Corolla 2005 Model Forsale by SlahJoe(m): 10:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
Is it first body
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 2:18pm On Jan 16, 2023
debeey87:
Has anyone used the withdrawal option on MorganCapital's itrade platform and how quick was the response
Yes, it's working I make use of it earlier this month
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 10:50am On Mar 24, 2022
emmasoft:


All stockbrokers or financial institutions are just agent to the FGN for the collection of subscriptions from investing public that is all. Information from them are the same they will receive from the DMO which you can also get in the public space.

Allotment will be done by the issuer and you get the evidence in your cscs account after allotment.
The allotment will also be made public just as the subscription. After the allotment, you can check your cscs online if you subscribe to CSCS Plc or ask your stockbroker to send your cscs statement.
On the bolded, how much does it cost to get CSCS statement from one's stockbroker
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 6:35pm On Feb 21, 2022
Good day to all the gurus in the house, we appreciate all of your selfless efforts on this forum, God will continue to make all your portfolios green, please I need your opinion on wapco at the current price, can one position for long term and dividend income

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 12:39pm On Feb 21, 2022
yMcy56:
E Ku Market oooo. grin
Market is bubbling and this place just quiet like this....

UCAP
As expected is on full bid @13.20.......in positive reaction to the juicy dividend...... smiley

AFRIPRUD
Also feeling the positive result.........sighted @7.45...... cheesy

TRANSCORP
E Ku Transcorp @1.25 ooo..... Relief coming for Peter small small cheesy
Thanks you ma for your ever frequent market update, pls why is the offer side on Morgan capital not showing
Investment / Re: Us Stocks Pick Alert by SlahJoe(m): 11:24pm On Feb 08, 2022
yok:
BEST APP THAT ENABLE YOU MANAGE YOUR TRADING ACCOUNT
In terms of an app that shows you your cumulative profit and profit for the day correctly, Passfolio is good. For others you may need to keep an excel sheet to know your real profit. This is an area where Chaka and Trove need to work on.

For Trove, the platform is so dumb that once you sell part of a stock, the brain of the platform scatters, whatever percentage profit or loss for that particulate stock will not be correct.

For Chaka, knowing the cumulative loss or profit is not possible, it only shows profit/loss for the day. Also, you need to go and learn computer science to see your order history, ie know the price you executed an old order (Trove gets this one right, the order history recall is bam cool)

[b]On the whole on terms of showing our profit or loss without us doing personal calculations ourselves, chaka anf Trove need to learn from Passfolio [/b]or they should go to drivewealth for assistanc. Thank God both Chaka and Trove have not been sending assessment forms again, I believe they already know that they are failing in this area. We hope they will see this message and start working on how to improve
Please sir, does Passfolio now accepts national Identity card (NIN) for account opening

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Family / Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by SlahJoe(m): 11:17pm On Feb 01, 2022
chinchum:
Very true. Raise few you can train "WELL" and invest in your self. In Nigeria a roof over your head that you own at retirement is number 1 and income possibly from stock dividends is advisable. I you can earn rental income also perfect.
Spot on, financially literacy is very important if Nigeria and Africa as a whole is to be free from parents making their children retirement plans mentality which is one of the reasons while Africa as a continent is still backward

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Family / Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by SlahJoe(m): 10:50pm On Feb 01, 2022
matm:
Simple,having kids and training them does not guarantee reciprocity.,prepare to care for urself in old age.Ur kids will have their own kids and a lot of hydraheaded burdens on them dt might hinder them from providing basic necessities for u.
Others will not even remember u at all due to modernity and end time thing.
The cycle continues.
Train ur kids to save them from being useless,but don't think they are ur future bank.Ji one knows tomorrow.
Spot on, everyone should solely be responsible for his or her financial independence be it the parents or their adult children, any act of benevolence from either side should be a plus not unnecessary pressure

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Family / Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by SlahJoe(m): 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2022
Acidosis:
"I want to make mama proud", "I want to make mama proud" na so youths take dey enter India with drugs, others don dey trade human parts for money.

The same mama that did not make them proud enough to leave some inheritance for them when exchange rate was good, today's youths are using their mama as excuse for crime.

In a sane environment, Bella Schmurda mama suppose dey jail.

Also, if the urge to make your mama proud is the reason you defraud people, you and your mama suppose dey Suleja or Ikoyi prisons.
Lots of these youths have been brainwashed and blackmailed emotionally, there is a difference between respecting once Mom's, giving her the necessary needed regards as a child and mother worshipping

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Family / Re: Parents, Don't Use Your Kids As Your Retirement Plan. by SlahJoe(m): 10:32pm On Feb 01, 2022
Olam09:
Don't use your kids as your retirement plan.

Resist the urge to do it. I understand that tendency as an African parent to bring up your kids and invest everything you have into them, hoping that when you all get older, they'll reciprocate the effort.

I'm not saying it's completely wrong, I'm not saying it is right either.

I'll explain...

One of my favorite songs from Bella Schmurda is Vision 2020. I love the way he rode the beats on that song.

But here's a snippet of the lyrics from that song...

Mama call me, she said Chinedu is balling

What are you doing son? You are dulling

Four years in LASU is really nothing

Better get that money son, we are starving

You see these four lines, coming from a mother, can make any youth go all out to dip their fingers into anything for money.

Imagine a mother oppressing her child mentally like that? Comparing him with Chinedu. So, because he's not throwing money around, he hasn't started living yet?

Four years in LASU is really nothing... Go and get the money anyhow you can. We are starving.

Omo... E choke. This kind of pressure has pushed a lot of daughters into refurbished prostitution in the name of whocup.

Now... The sons are cutting up their whocup girlfriends like suya and trying out their hands at black magic.

No doubt, home training is very important, and part of that home training is helping your child build that self confidence and self esteem.

That understanding that no matter as e bad reach, they shouldn't compare themselves with the Chinedus around them.

That understanding, that they themselves have what it takes to acquire that wealth and it will only require their patience.

But home training isn't enough. Work hard to ensure that your kids have the leverage you never had.

I understand that not everyone will be stupendously wealthy, but I want my kids to to come from a home that can afford the basic things rich kids have.

I don't think I want my daughters to grow up and start following men up and down to buy them coldstone and iphone.

Or just for them to enjoy AC inside car.

I don't want them to be oppressed seeing their friends chop life on Instagram .

Godforbid!

I don't think I want my sons to be put through so much stress trying to build everything from scratch without support from anywhere.

In everything... You're not the only one that is struggling. We all are struggling in this country. Stay content. You're not the only one that needs money, we all want the good life, don't be stupid.

So what can we all do?

The message remains the same, learn productive and well paying skills.

The next generation of illiterates won't be people who didn't go to school, but people who can't learn, unlearn and relearn.

Get skilled up, I don't care if you're in school or not. Skill up.

If you're still spending time chasing cruise on social media, and jumping from one IG live to the other, trying to make yourself look busy...

well... I wonder what your kids will do.

Don't use your kids as your retirement plan, particularly when they are still young. The kick back effect could be negative.

Try very hard to avoid a situation where your first child would be forced to grow up so fast and delve into the labour market (legal or illegal) just to raise cash to support the family.

Just try very hard.

Stay away from pressure people, or learn to control it.

Stay away from these clubs with hype men wey get uncontrollable mouth. They should do their jobs o, but stay away from them.

My own contribution. ✌️

Copied from Ebube Maduaike on Facebook.

Your children are not for your retirement fund; neither are your parents are for your emergency fund, both parents and adult children should be financially independent, whatever financially help render should strictly be act of benevolence

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Crime / Re: Timothy Adegoke: Police Investigation Stalled by SlahJoe(m): 2:39pm On Jan 07, 2022
How about awaiting DPP advice, Nigerians and their afiam way bloggers no go set this country on fire one day sha

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 12:13pm On Nov 30, 2021
phemmie06:

My oga good morning. They are not the one crediting bonus, crediting is done by CSCS but the broking firm need to update your portfolio.
You can request for your CSCS statement from your broking firm and you will find your bonus included in the list and even others you might not be aware of
Thanks for the informative post, one question sir/ma, how do someone sells those shares not reflecting on the stock broker account but is on the cscs account
Autos / Re: 2005 Honda Civic LE by SlahJoe(m): 9:57am On Nov 17, 2021
Is it first body or painted before
Autos / Re: Clean Nigerian Used Honda Civic 2004 Model@ N930k by SlahJoe(m): 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2021
gracelint:
Super clean Honda Civic Fabric Seats, 4 Cylinders, Nigerian Used, buy and drive...
Call or WhatsApp:09124148825
SA
Autos / Re: A Super Clean Registered Honda Civic 2004 Model by SlahJoe(m): 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2021
ekan022:
A neatly used Honda Civic, it is automatic drive alloy wheels fabric interior factory fitted ac with cd player. For inspection call me on 08056564044 or 07084014233. Price 980,000
SA
Autos / Re: Toyota Matrix 06 For Sale by SlahJoe(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2021
Location and price
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thank God, See My Networth As A Banker by SlahJoe(m): 10:46pm On Aug 12, 2021
x123xlolls:
As a Banker, I mean as a client/customer at zenith bank. grin grin grin

What ever you have thank your God Almighty.

The funny part is I have peace of mind since I don't own a Girlfriend or sidechick

See photo below;
Banker or bank worker??
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2021
yazga:
In no particular order

Bamboo
Chaka
Trove
Passfolio
Wealth.ng
RiseVest
Thanks for your response sir, one more thing, which of them accept Nigerian NIN as means of identification, I tried registering with passfolio but they demand only international passport and driver's license

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2021
Coolcash1:
As an experienced trader and investor, Newbies forget NSE and invest in foreign stocks to give you twin benefit of hedging inflation and devaluation risk in the country. NSE can’t give you that needed leverage!

Channel the same energy you use for research into picking good foreign stocks. Your effort will surely pay off.

I cum in peace!
Thanks, ur recommended top five fintech brokers to trade US stock from Nigeria

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Autos / Re: Abuja 206 for sale @ 1m by SlahJoe(m): 7:35pm On Jun 28, 2021
chino4:
Location abuja
Peugeot 206 for sale
AC pumping
Price 900k
Call 08033589393 Peter
Still available?
Autos / Re: *SOLD**SOLD*Foreign Used Peugeot In Abuja by SlahJoe(m): 7:34pm On Jun 28, 2021
kesmiraAutos:
LATEST SALES

Manufacturer: Peugeot
Model: 206
YOM: 2004
Automatic transmission
Direct Left hand drive from France
Condition: Foreign used

Asking Price #1,400,000
Location: Abuja

Custom duty fully Paid

Refer us a SERIOUS client and earn some commission.

Documents are all intact and will be displayed on physical inspection.

Interested Client/s, kindly contact
Mr Kesta +2348170330876 (call)
Whatsapp +2348156433879
e-mail: kesmiraautos@gmail.com
Do have Nigeria used Peugeot 206
Autos / Re: Newly Arrived Tokunbo Camry 2005 Model For Grabs by SlahJoe(m): 6:20pm On Jun 23, 2021
osazeeiyeks:
2.1m cash?
Thanks sir, 2.35m is last price sir

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