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PropertiesRe: Possible And Affordable House Plan by SlahJoe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 08
Good day to the gurus in the house, please I want you to help convert a plot with 60ft;65ft by 128ft; 133ft to square meters (SqM)
PropertiesRe: Building Plans Affordable by SlahJoe(m): 5:38pm On Mar 08
The area of the plot in SqM is 748.13SQM[/quote]Thanks for your response sir, I made a mistake writing the measurements, the correct measurements are; 60ft;65ft by 128ft; 133ft, please help make the calculation one more time, thanks once again
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by SlahJoe(m):
Good day to the gurus in the house, please I want you to help convert a plot with 60ft;65ft by 128ft; 133ft to square meters (SqM)
PropertiesRe: Building Plans Affordable by SlahJoe(m): 10:51am On Mar 08
Good day to the gurus in the house, please I want you to help convert a plot with 60ft;65ft by 128ft; 138ft to square meters (SqM)
FamilyRe: Black Tax: Africa’s Silent Killer Of Dreams by SlahJoe(m): 7:21am On Oct 06, 2025
emmaodet:
Again, the african culture encourages irresponsibility.
We see this happen everytime and think it is normal but these are what leads to future black taxes.
A man will buy cat/dog/chickens he can not afford to raise rather open them to the street to be eating up and down and fending for themselves (something similar to birthing kids you can't raise and allowing them to eat up and down the street), if you question him while he didn't cage and feed the animals he claimed to like raising aka i like pets, they will become aggressive and say who are you to tell them what to do with their own life.
A man who doesn't care about raising his pets in a cage and feeding them is similar to those raising kids they can't afford to have.
In the long run, the black tax will come up
grin grin Kikiki cool shocked
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 2:16pm On Sep 30, 2025
Joyful365:
So many egg heads on this thread are praising Dangote. It shows why Nigeria is this sick and lacking development.

There's no single country that has developed where the working class has low purchasing power due to poor wages and poor working conditions.

Unions are there to enforce the right of workers, especially in a capitalist environment fueled by greed and a corrupt, incompetent government.

Nigeria is where it is today because 80% of the working class are underpaid and ill-treated - whether in the private sector or in the public sector.

Don't let the greed of what you stand to gain by purchasing Dangote refinery shares make you turn a blind eye to the bad and greedy behaviour of the capitalist.

Whatever you will gain, whatever wealth you will build, you won't have the security and peace to enjoy it in a society where majority of the working class is living from hand to mouth and engaging in unethical conducts to make ends meet.

There's no hiding place for any of you.

And I like the fact that the west is tightening its visa laws and making it harder for you to run there after supporting nonsense in your country. You will stay back here to enjoy the monster you all create because of greed and shortsightedness.

You heard of the Arise TV lady whose life has been taken in the president's own FCT. Criminals like those who did this act are created because of the hopelessness created by greedy monopolists and capitalists who take advantage of the unemployment situation in a country to underpay workers and make them work under unfavorable conditions.

There's no hiding place for anyone, innocent or not, if you continue to support a society fueled by greed and economic deprivation of majority.

You won't enjoy your wealth in peace. You can not enjoy your wealth in peace in such environment.
Hmmmmm embarassed tongue huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Are Some Company Secrets You Can Spill Since You No Longer Work There? by SlahJoe(m): 3:06pm On Aug 25, 2025
Meerahbel:
I used to work with a beverage company, stay way frm milk, juice, yoghurt and energy drinks, nothing is natural not even the cow, fruits or preservatives, is like adding small amounts of cement in every garri you eating, if u know u know 😃
OMG cool huh angry
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 3:17pm On Aug 14, 2025
EDUECO:
@Ginalexmediocre@Crowndeycrase@Mycwerey

I rebalance my portfolio when necessary! I have been rebalancing my portfolio since 2019. cool

I make a minimum of 5% every month.Compounding 5% monthly for 40 years is going to be stupendous.

I use 100% of my funds for this monthly play.I only buy and sell 1 quality stock every month. I don't do junk stocks like Oando and Lekos.

[/b]They say if no piss e go shit cheesy[b]
Poo or Vomit grin cheesy
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 3:15pm On Aug 14, 2025
EDUECO:
@Ginalexmediocre@Crowndeycrase@Mycwerey

I rebalance my portfolio when necessary! I have been rebalancing my portfolio since 2019. cool

I make a minimum of 5% every month.Compounding 5% monthly for 40 years is going to be stupendous.

I use 100% of my funds for this monthly play.I only buy and sell 1 quality stock every month. I don't do junk stocks like Oando and Lekos.

[/b]They say if no piss e go shit cheesy[b] Poo or Vomit grin
TravelRe: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by SlahJoe(m): 10:12pm On Jul 28, 2025
ukay2:
Congratulations..... DIY saving money since 100BC.


Next thing is to continue to invest in your ISA accounts and invest in the US stocks....
Doc, I hail oo how is work and family it been long seeing your insight on NSEMPA
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SlahJoe(m): 10:51pm On Jun 11, 2025
freeman67:
Try United Capital (investnow) app on Google. You can go through the process without the need of contacting anyone for help.
Thanks for your contribution sir, please how can I successfully set up auto investment by card payment option, I tried several times paystack keep debiting #10 instead of the amount I wanted
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by SlahJoe(m): 9:12am On May 31, 2025
emmasoft:
Things to consider or look for

For anyone new or experienced investor in mutual funds generally and MMF in particular, look out for the following

Fund manager
Trustees
Custodian bank not related to fund manager
Government control/regulation through the SEC.

Any firm or product that meet up the above cretaria can be engaged irrespective of the popularity.

Please note that the risk associated with your investment is not connected to the fund manager rather it's on the nature of the fund.

For example MMF will always be a low risk investment and fixed income fund and equity fund remains medium and high risk investment irrespective of the firm managing the fund.

Let's also understand that your investment is not safer with a fund manager in the same group or holding company with a commercial bank than with the one that is stand alone.

Most of the decisions investors make regarding the firm to invest with has to do with personal opinions and values in terms of rate, customer service, easy of app and web portal navigation etc.

I canvass for Stanbic and Norrenberger because I'm a customer and a rep with them, and I make services to customers faster to a large extent not necessarily because others a bad.

So while it's good to do your due diligence don't waste much time when it comes to MMF whether a firm just started out or has been in business for decades your investment has same level of risk associated with it.

For more tips on mutual funds and stock get in touch with the number on my signature.
Thanks for your enlightenment sir, please is it possible to setup automatic subscription on specific date monthly on Stanbic mmf
PoliticsRe: Fuel Consumption: 10,000 Marketers May Shut Down Over Massive Drop, High Cost by SlahJoe(m): 1:45pm On Oct 27, 2024
calabaman:
Bro na to get small gen and turn it on only when your battery is depleted.

I also got a laptop powerbank during c-19
He can also invest in renewable energy source like solar
PoliticsRe: Fuel Consumption: 10,000 Marketers May Shut Down Over Massive Drop, High Cost by SlahJoe(m): 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2024
Feldie:
smuggling will always exist as long as Naira is trash. Even rice and groundnuts are being smuggled. Unless the government fix the currency, why should you sell for useless Naira when you can earn foreign currency, convert to Naira and have more money? Some will say it's unpatriotic. The politicians looting and stashing /buying properties abroad instead of creating small industries here with their stolen funds and employ people, how patriotic are they? The president going abroad to rest, how patriotic is he? Which foreign president has ever come here for rest?
Rice and groundnut are rather been exported not smuggled which is a welcome development as it will create more jobs and increase fx earnings
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 1:51pm On Jul 10, 2024
northbird:
Are you buying a new one or Tokunbo?. I bought
my last corrolla belt toks@ 8k. December. Let the mech check the adjuster. It might be too taut.
I bought new one sir, should I try tokunbo, also someone said the pulley could also be a culprit
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 11:32am On Jul 10, 2024
Good day gurus in the house, please my 2007 Elantra is cutting serpentine belt, I had more than five replacement since the last two weeks, I will happy to know how to correct this serious issue
Car TalkRe: Hyundai owners Discussion by SlahJoe(m): 11:23am On Jul 10, 2024
Good day gurus in the house, please my 2007 Elantra is cutting serpentine belt, I had more than five replacement since the last two weeks, I will happy to know how to correct this serious issue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 6:57am On May 09, 2024
Pearl1910:
Rider Discount is all the discounts Bolt has given to Riders that they are reimbursing u back.
Like if u take a trip and its supposed to be 5,000 and Bolt says collect 4,000. Bolt will pay u that shortage of N1,000 as Rider cash Discounts.
Thanks for your response sir, one more thing, my monthly earning breakdown shows I have 25600 for the month of April, please how do I get claim it

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 3:14pm On May 02, 2024
Good day veterans in the house, please I need explanation on rider discount and others as seen in this picture

AutosRe: Bosch Oil Filter by SlahJoe(m): 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2024
Berachahrent:
5,500
How many months/kmh will this last/covered before oil change; can you deliver to Sango Ota Tollgate
AutosRe: Bosch Oil Filter by SlahJoe(m): 11:52pm On Jan 17, 2024
How is oil filter for 2007 elantra hyundai
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SlahJoe(m): 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2024
Good day house, I recently got a Nigerian used elantra, the previous owner uses Sae 5w20 fully synthetic Hardex Gold, I need your opinion on whether I should continue using same oil or are there other better options, happy prosperous New Year to everyone
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by SlahJoe(m): 2:58pm On Jan 03, 2024
Good day house, I recently got a Nigerian used elantra, the previous owner uses Sae 5w20 fully synthetic Hardex Gold, I need your opinion on whether I should continue using same oil or are there other better options, happy prosperous New Year to everyone
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Camry 2003 Model First Body by SlahJoe(m): 11:52am On Dec 03, 2023
2m
AutosRe: 2009 Neatly Used Hyundai Elantra 1.8m by SlahJoe(m): 9:34am On Dec 01, 2023
1.7m
Car TalkRe: Hyundai owners Discussion by SlahJoe(m): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2023
Hello house.

I want to buy Hyundai Elentra 2007 Auto (Nigerian used) for personal and part time uber business.

Are the parts cheap when compared to say Honda Civic and Toyota Corolla of same year? How much is the tokumbo engine?

I will really appreciate your inputs please.
Car TalkRe: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by SlahJoe(m): 10:51pm On Nov 28, 2023
Gurus in the house I greet you all for all your selfless service here, please I'm about to purchase a Nigerian used 2007 hyundai elantra, what are the pros and cons of this car and what are the important things look out for to get the best deal possible
AutosRe: Sold out 2.350k 2007 Registered Corolla Excellent Condition by SlahJoe(m): 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2023
2m nko
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Corolla 2005 Model Forsale by SlahJoe(m): 10:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
Is it first body
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 2:18pm On Jan 16, 2023
debeey87:
Has anyone used the withdrawal option on MorganCapital's itrade platform and how quick was the response
Yes, it's working I make use of it earlier this month
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SlahJoe(m): 10:50am On Mar 24, 2022
emmasoft:
All stockbrokers or financial institutions are just agent to the FGN for the collection of subscriptions from investing public that is all. Information from them are the same they will receive from the DMO which you can also get in the public space.

Allotment will be done by the issuer and you get the evidence in your cscs account after allotment.
The allotment will also be made public just as the subscription. After the allotment, you can check your cscs online if you subscribe to CSCS Plc or ask your stockbroker to send your cscs statement.
On the bolded, how much does it cost to get CSCS statement from one's stockbroker

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