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Fellow Nairalanders pls help me out.
Have been trying to travel to Republic of Kazakhstan for like 5months now, all to no avail.
Facing difficulties because of lack of Kazakhstan embassy in Nigeria.
Was told I have to travel through Egypt, but everything keeps going back to the same point.
I have my visa support letter from my school over there, pls how do I go about it?

I have 17k and want to buy a phone with high browsing capacity, advise me, which one can I buy?

Disturbing oau too. Have got the mark on my face too

Na ring be that for her hand naaa Abi na you give am nii @OP

Na ring be that for her hand naaa

"Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
.... The Systems Analyst replied:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,"
Systems Analyst

RexTramadol1:
When u talk of Value for money







OAU is the cheapest






When you talk of Quantity not Quality






Any school can be cheap





#Lobatan!

#finished

Thats just it

Status like "just escaped death.. Moi dad just attempted to kill me #sad "

Thought of these, if there was Twitter during the time of Isaac, what could he have tweeted after he escaped death?

Ebayray:
... Nr be church marriage na, court registry thinz...

Guess him be best man

otil1:
Buhari did not introduce TSA!
It was conceived, defended and approved by the last administration.

It And did they make any good use of it?

NaLaugh:
It has gotten totally out of hand with this new "Nairaland blog" era.


This forum is slowly loosing its identity by competing with the wrong competitors. Nairaland is not a blog, and I find it hard to understand this new apparent direction.

Nairaland is what then.?

During one of the many exciting sessions at the just
concluded Nigerian Entertainment Conference,
Chocolate City rapper, MI took some time off to dole
out advise to rapper, Olamide.
“What advise do you have for someone like Olamide,
who isn’t signed to any label but has continued to
remain relevant in the music scene?”, Osagie Alonge ,
moderator of the session had asked MI and in
response, he said,
“If I met Olamide today, I would tell him not to consider
himself as successful yet. Success takes a long time.
Recently, I discovered First Bank has been in existence
for over 120 years, that is success. Audu Maikori is
about to step down as CEO of a label after 10 years and
the label will still continue, that is success.”
‘I would also advise him’ , he continued ‘…to hire people
who have more knowledge than him and build a
structure around them’
The session, Not Dying Soon, had the rapper deliver
an emotional address about why his Chocolate City
label will not go extinct.
It was followed by a panel session that had him, Seyi
Shay and MD of Megaletrics, Deji Awokoya answer
questions from Alonge.
source: yabaleftonline.com

Comic veteran, AliBaba has revealed that his marriage
has not really been easy for him. He says it has been
tough and also lovely a t the same time.
This comes after he celebrated his 9th wedding
anniversary… He told Punch:
“Marriage has not been a walk in the park for
me. It has been tough and also lovely. If anyone
tells you that being married is a bed of roses,
then the person has not been married. The thing
is that people should learn to pile up the good
times so that when the bad times come, the good
times override them. What happens most times is
that the bad moments are so many people can
count the good times and that is when they say
they have irreconcilable differences. I think we
are doing well. I can’t put a hand on what has
kept us going and what makes our union great but
I am grateful to God for everything. “There are
break-ups everywhere and the only reason it is
more pronounced in the entertainment industry is
because we are in the public eye. It is a common
phenomenon that happens to pastors, ministers;
even the president of France, his wife left him. It
is just because we are celebrities people talk
about it,”
source: yabaleftonline.com

When I heard about iPhone 6 I started saving my pocket money just to get this phone... to oppress you know.... now I have the money..... then I got informed about this new Samsung s6 and HTC m9.... please advice me which should I go for?

slaknoah.
try and see

/1Q37kF5

Am in and it's really really working
Bases on trust

As for me na......





Comment my reserve

Which of these will u like to b with in a closed doors
A. Bible
B. Textbook
C. Food
D. Girl/Boy
E. Nairaland app
Don't be shy to pick your answer

Command

Am going to be sharing with you some possible ways you can make money.
1.Reselling
This is a fast method of making money just by buying goods from friends and reselling at increased prices. You can hype the price of a good which is not popularly known in your area.
2. Producing
You can easily start this with little capital ,just look for something you know a lot about ,produce it and sell.
3. Online Businesses
Affiliate market is now open to anyone interested. Can be started with little capital.... will tell u more on this later


u can add yours

kindnyce:
SOUNDS RIDICULOUS

TALK OF A DROWNING WOMAN TRYING TO PULL AS MUCH PPL TO SAVE HER NECK

lols

is high time I turned my back at DSTV, STARTIMES,GOTV....... and face ma, GP

.........she resembles my grt grandma

bushdoc9919:
Ouch

Where is the transformation in the aviation sector?

Looks like the kudi went.....elsewhere.

Ah well....run the airports as private concerns....and not only would they improve...but might be a big source of revenue.

pathetic

I can see riggingI can see riggingI can see rigging

Proud of you bro