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Phones › Re: Between Itel Inote Prime And Innjoo T1 Which One Should I Buy(please Advise) by slap1(m): 10:30pm On Jul 28, 2015
Itel Prime
Phones › Re: Help! Best Phone @ #15,000 by slap1(m): 10:26pm On Jul 28, 2015
masterP042:
Check out itel 1504
That should be 1503 or 1404. There's no 1504 yet.
Sports › Re: Mourinho Tips Mikel To Captain Chealsea by slap1(m): 10:15pm On Jul 28, 2015
Game of trolls.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke's Multi-Million Naira Burgeon Global Company In Abuja(photos) by slap1(m): 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2015
Where's the production plant?
Agriculture › Re: Long Awaited Egusi {Melon} Storage Business Season Is On Now by slap1(m): 5:12pm On Jul 28, 2015
When is the price dropping? How much could it drop to?
Politics › Re: "Change" Does Not Come By Magic- Tinubu Says by slap1(m): 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2015
I didn't vote Buhari, so no problem. Let him use his first tenure for honeymoon. I don't care.
Celebrities › Re: See What Singer Kcee Was Caught Eating On The Street Of China by slap1(m): 3:50pm On Jul 28, 2015
They caught him or he caught himself?
Crime › Re: Neighbour Rapes Two-year-old Girl In Lagos by slap1(m): 2:50pm On Jul 28, 2015
Two year old? From where did he enter? We really need a law against these descendants of Ahmed Yerima.
Politics › Re: 38 People Dead: Boko Haram On The Run, Chadian Forces In Pursuit by slap1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 28, 2015
Chadian forces are already doing battle while Buhari is going to Cameroon to beg for help. Very soon he will go to Bangladesh or Haiti.
Politics › Re: 81 Senators Pass Vote-Of-Confidence On Saraki, Senate President by slap1(m): 2:05pm On Jul 28, 2015
INTROVERT:
democracy
I like your FTC for the first time.
Politics › Re: Describe Buhari's 2 Months Presidency ... In One Word Or Phrase!! by slap1(m): 2:02pm On Jul 28, 2015
I will
Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Imo Workers Begin Indefinite Strike Today by slap1(m): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2015
Chinatownm:
He said u guys are owing him 16billion. wetin una buy from am. Maybe hez deducting his moni small small
Don't mind that clown. It's from the security vote he said he hasn't been collecting, I think. Wayo man.
Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Imo Workers Begin Indefinite Strike Today by slap1(m): 9:00am On Jul 28, 2015
asha80:
what does this mean?that their salaries has been slashed?
Yes. One is a family member. Then my aunt was paid half salary.
Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Imo Workers Begin Indefinite Strike Today by slap1(m): 8:12am On Jul 28, 2015
Some started yesterday. I met two people who had #30,000 and #40,000 deducted from their salaries respectively. Rochas is a shame.
Literature › Re: Rate My Poem Over On A Score Of 10 by slap1(m): 9:09pm On Jul 27, 2015
6
Did you deliberately decide to not punctuate? I also think you were so inclined to arrive at a couplet rhyme scheme that you were willing to sacrifice depth and substance. I like your poem, but I only gave my opinion.
Crime › Re: Fraudsters Arrested With Fake Currencies In Bauchi (photo) by slap1(m): 6:12pm On Jul 27, 2015
Ok
Fashion › Re: Guys Would You Rock This Hairstyle by slap1(m): 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2015
The barber is really good.
Health › Re: 10 Little Known Facts About Menstruating That Might Surprise Some Girls by slap1(m): 4:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
I like the first sentence of this post. grin
Family › Re: Help! Have You Seen This Doctor? Pictured by slap1(m): 9:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
It's a pity. Young handsome guy just gone. No one knows when it will be his turn. May God console those he left behind.
Poems For Review › Re: The Wailing Wailers ( A Poem) by slap1(op): 4:14pm On Jul 26, 2015
einsteino:
Lovely..
Thanks!
Crime › Re: LG Workers’ Salaries Snatched At Gun-point In Enugu by slap1(m): 3:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
Inside job.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Suicide Bombers Had An Accident (Photos) by slap1(m): 2:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
So they now drive Toyota Highlander? No more Honda?
Poems For Review › The Wailing Wailers ( A Poem) by slap1(op): 12:11pm On Jul 26, 2015
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This poem is dedicated to Mr Femi Adesina. I respect you, sir.



THE WAILING WAILERS

The wailing wailers are not those who seek good governance,
Who prod the sleeping watchmen
As the enemies march through the gates,
Causing a harvest of sorrow and anguish...


Those who lend their voices to the oppressed,
Who try to point out the looming iceberg
To the gallivanting captains,
Are not the wailing wailers.


The wailing wailers are the denizens of the North-East,
Whose days often break with hope
But ends, quickly, with blasts of death and wails of abandonment.


They shall wail some more, the wailing wailers,
If the gallivanting continues...


But in the fullness of time, if the watchman tarries,
These wailings shall torment our ears
And we may all likewise wail.
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Politics › Re: Many Killed As Explosion Rocks Damaturu Sunday Market by slap1(m): 10:52am On Jul 26, 2015
Buhari, the empowerer of Boko Haram.
Politics › Re: Many Killed As Explosion Rocks Damaturu Sunday Market by slap1(m):
I miss GEJ. At least he fought Boko Haram and was winning the war with the Nigerian Army. Buhari, on the other hand, is winning the war with Boko Haram.

In the days of GEJ, they were chased into Sambisa Forest. Now they even block major highways and use motorcycles. These boys are decimating the North and Buhari is taking pictures around the world and borrowing money to beg them. Didn't he promise to lead the war from the front (whatever that means)? Instead of tackling the most important issue we have, he is busy going after perceived enemies. Let him continue...


Check out my short poem, titled THE WAILING WAILERS:
https://www.nairaland.com/2478661/wailing-wailers-poem#36286467
Politics › Re: Probe: Don’t Humiliate Jonathan, Igbo Group Warns Buhari by slap1(m): 10:34am On Jul 26, 2015
I will, I will... President Willy-Willy
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of The Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape by slap1(m): 10:07am On Jul 26, 2015
Timaya's house looks better.
Education › Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by slap1(m): 9:53am On Jul 26, 2015
blake777:
5 years from now you're gonna b laughing at what you just wrote,take it slow bruv remember "when life gives you lemon......"
You turn it to melon and cook egusi soup with it.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 25 In Adamawa - CNN by slap1(m): 7:32pm On Jul 25, 2015
At least GEJ fought Boko Haram.

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