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Jokes Etc › Re: World Smartest Begger by slap1(m): 6:36pm On Jul 09, 2015
Nice shoes he got.
Politics › Re: 2 Boys Arrested In Connection With Bomb Explosion In Adamawa by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Jul 09, 2015
But the sound I heard was not that of tyre. So I asked my officer in charge of intelligence to find out.
Fear-fear man. grin
Politics › Re: See This Bombastic Tweet From Bello El Rufai To Mr Ayedee by slap1(m): 8:44am On Jul 09, 2015
There is nothing even slightly special about the tweets. Stop all these nonsense!
Travel › Re: Help! Friends, Family & Former School Mates From Nig Are Killing Me With Demands by slap1(m): 7:11am On Jul 09, 2015
astrodome:
Was a research scientist until early last year. Read that post more carefully. Now an industry employee where I get well paid for a good job. Why am I explaining this anyway?
Did you tell your relatives you mow have a bigger job?
Travel › Re: Help! Friends, Family & Former School Mates From Nig Are Killing Me With Demands by slap1(m): 6:55am On Jul 09, 2015
Jarus:
Lol @ this strategy.

Makes sense.

I'm not so good at saying NO too. What I do is ignore. I hardly pick calls, don't reply facebook PM etc.

As a young man that justed started working in Lagos years back, my father xmas disposition landed me in serious financial crisis.

Now, other than my parents, a couple of siblings,family members once in a while, I no dey share money anyhow again o

I don't even pick calls, as I know 90% of calls from certain people are to ask for money which I find difficult to turn down.

This doesn't however mean I don't give. I actually do, probably more than an average person, but I've become very selective.

I strongly believe "it took a whole village to raise a child" so that child must give back to the "village" (I.e family). As a student in school, I know how I also taxed my brothers and uncles.
True... Chairman, e don te small o.
Travel › Re: Help! Friends, Family & Former School Mates From Nig Are Killing Me With Demands by slap1(m): 6:50am On Jul 09, 2015
I was in a similar issue, although it was far lesser as I'm not yet rich, but I always try to help people when they come...then I learnt to say "No, it's not possible. I don't think it will work."
Politics › Re: PHOTO: 40 Feet Container Falls On Car In Maryland by slap1(m): 8:29pm On Jul 08, 2015
The picture says otherwise. It looks like a collision, unless the car was already lying tyres up.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by slap1(m): 11:39am On Jul 08, 2015
doublewisdom:
Why? But some pastors mock God.
Oya joke with men of God na.
Politics › Re: Is It Too Early To Criticize Buhari? - Trailblazer1 by slap1(m): 7:36am On Jul 08, 2015
Buhari will destroy Boko Haram in the #FullnessOfTime.
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by slap1(m): 7:33am On Jul 08, 2015
I called it 'Chaka Chaka' because of the sound it makes.
Family › Re: Some Ways To Make Yourself Happy by slap1(m): 6:41pm On Jul 07, 2015
Love God
Play FIFA14 on laptop
Love yourself
Read good novels
Politics › Re: Bomb Explodes At Zaria Workers’ Biometric Screening Centre; Many Feared Dead by slap1(m): 12:29pm On Jul 07, 2015
shachris02:
shocked

This is looking very suspicious. Someone once said that PDP is boko Haram and it never looked more true than Now.

RIP to the dead. cry
The sponsors are irrelevant. What is the government doing about it?
Crime › Re: We Planned Ikorodu Bank Robbery In 30 Minutes— Suspect by slap1(m): 8:49am On Jul 07, 2015
You don't have money to feed your family, so you robbed, got 2 million naira and bought a 1.5 million naira SUV. Your family eats cars, obviously.
Education › Re: Opinion: Top 5 Nigerias Most Beautiful University Libraries by slap1(m): 9:31pm On Jul 06, 2015
I hope the materials inside them are equally beautiful.
Politics › Re: A MUST See---the Craziness Of Nigeria's Print Media by slap1(m): 6:10pm On Jul 06, 2015
Photoshop
Politics › Re: Elders Reject Proposed Nuclear Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by slap1(m): 6:05pm On Jul 06, 2015
same2u:
Russia want to partner with Nigeria to build two nuclear plant.

One in kogi state, and another in akwa ibom
You didn't answer the question. Why Akwa-Ibom?
Politics › Re: Elders Reject Proposed Nuclear Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by slap1(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2015
Supported. The consequences of not maintaining this project (which is 80% certain) far outweighs its advantages. We say No.
Politics › Re: Army Releases Detained Boko Haram Suspects by slap1(m): 6:02pm On Jul 06, 2015
Was there really an investigation?
Romance › Re: Hilarious Picture Of Girls Taking Pics In A Sexy Way by slap1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 06, 2015
Hilarious? For real? undecided
Car Talk › Re: 30 People Die In Kogi Road Accident Today by slap1(m): 4:23pm On Jul 06, 2015
Condolences to the bereaved. What a way to go! cry
Politics › Re: Is Apc Loosing It's Midas Touch? by slap1(m): 10:25am On Jul 06, 2015
Logicalsoul:
Pdp employed propaganda not Apc,
Nobody is regretting voting PMB, we are only concerned about some power hungry politicians trying to hijack the great party..
Speak for yourself; some people are regretting already. If a few politicians can trap him this long, how then does he hope to handle the more complex task of governing Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Should Prepare For Post Boko Haram – UN Analyst by slap1(m): 9:07am On Jul 06, 2015
I guess he means very soon, there would be no one left to be killed and no house to burn down in the North East.
Politics › Re: NASS Crisis: Supremacy Belongs To The People, Not Party – Dogara by slap1(m): 9:02am On Jul 06, 2015
A more democratic statement than that of the president who put party above people.
Politics › Re: Why Is Lai Mohammed, Tinubu, Fr. Mbaka And Other Critics Turn Deaf And Dumb? by slap1(m): 8:37am On Jul 06, 2015
When you watch football on TV, you tend to see the possibilities the players don't see, but when you get on the field, you don't always see the possibilities anymore.
Politics › Re: Is Apc Loosing It's Midas Touch? by slap1(m): 8:27am On Jul 06, 2015
Which Midas touch? The propaganda machine lasts only after elections, it follows no one through governance. Now those who voted Buhari have seen it with their eyes... President of West Germany.
Business › Re: Cecilia Ibru's Son Rode Dies At 34 by slap1(m): 8:26am On Jul 06, 2015
Money can't buy life. Such a young handsome man. Farewell.
Politics › Re: Nairalander Eye Account Of Jos Bombing. by slap1(m): 8:15am On Jul 06, 2015
The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. I miss you, GEJ.
Politics › Re: Flash Back! Nigerians May Stone Buhari In The Next Six Months-apostle Suleman by slap1(m): 8:09am On Jul 06, 2015
Six months is far, dear pastor Suleiman. If the elections were to be re-conducted now, GEJ would win hands down without campaigning. It would have been a different story if Buhari put the wrong foot forward, but no, he's not even moving.
Politics › Re: Grave Mistake Jonathan Made In War Against Boko Haram -prof Ango Abdullahi by slap1(m): 8:04am On Jul 06, 2015
I don't need to read all that stuff. The Northern Elders Forum helped in no small way to nurture the Boko Haram we have today.
Politics › Re: Special Task Force Soldiers Aid Fulani In Raiding Plateau State Village by slap1(m): 7:59am On Jul 06, 2015
Someone said here last week, and I agree, that the biggest mistake on the war against Boko Haram was using the indigenous soldiers to 'fight' the battle. The native soldiers were very sentimental and only watched as Boko Haram shed its milk teeth and took up a carnivorous incisor with which it now bites deep into our moral and socio-economic fibre. The fact that most top military men are northerners does not help matters too.
Politics › Re: Borno Governor Refers To BH Casualties As "Only" Seven - Channels by slap1(m): 7:52am On Jul 06, 2015
Only seven means it shouldn't even make the back page of any newspaper...careless statement.
Politics › Re: I’ve No Northern Agenda – Buhari by slap1(m): 4:07am On Jul 06, 2015
My worry about a possible northern agenda is not because of the appointments, but because no finger has been lifted against Boko Haram since 29th May and yet Buhari said we (certainly not Nigeria) are winning the war.

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