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Autos › Re: Is It Possible To Learn Manual Driving In 2 Weeks? by slap1(m): 11:14pm On Apr 01, 2019

I learnt in a day. The difficulty is to keep the car on the road, not in selecting the gears. I love cars, and the knowledge from video games helped me a lot.

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Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla Bank Type 2005 For 850 And 800 by slap1(m): 5:53pm On Mar 31, 2019

waleco2008:
Bbhhhhhhhhhhhhgg

How much last for the baked one? And any issues with it?

Autos › Re: Car Dealers Come In Here by slap1(m): 11:16am On Mar 30, 2019

AbelAbdul:
So how can I get VIN report of the said car?

Request it from the dealer.

Autos › Re: Hyundai Accent 2009 #650k sold sold by slap1(m): 10:18am On Mar 30, 2019

Kayharry:
service ac , inspect it and we conclude

I just saw your location as Lagos. I'm in Owerri. sad

Autos › Re: 2002 Model Toyota Corolla For Sale ---- Foreign Used by slap1(m): 8:16am On Mar 30, 2019

LOL. This seller is very funny.

Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by slap1(m): 11:03am On Mar 27, 2019

Good morning, Prof.

My SUMEC 3000 makes unsteady noises, like the fuel is about to finish. This started after I head it to pump water. The gen is getting to two years, and it's not given me any issues.

I want to take it for servicing, but I'm worried they might make it worse. It still works fine, but the sound has changed.

Autos › Re: Hyundai Accent 2009 #650k sold sold by slap1(m): 5:29am On Mar 27, 2019

Kayharry:
Interested buyer to inspect

Anything to fix in this car, please? And can I pay 500k?

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by slap1(m): 11:52am On Mar 24, 2019

StOla:
Onions with such a lead of 341 votes?

Stop abusing English grammar.

Hahaha. Are you Ola Olabiyi?

Celebrities › Re: DJ XGee Seun Omogaji Commits Suicide After Leaving Note On Instagram by slap1(m): 5:38am On Jan 03, 2019

onadana:
You really don't get it.It takes Grace and Mercy to survive that stage when your mind is so twisted.

Yeah. I've been there. In and out.

Celebrities › Re: Emoney & Kcee Shut Down Anambra State As They Storm With 1000 Celebrities-PICS by slap1(m): 6:35pm On Jan 02, 2019

Asshurbanipali:
Anambra is fast taking over from Lagos as the entertainment hub of Nigeria

Nwanne, jiri nwayo n'enyem okporoko. grin

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Politics › Re: "Ambode Now A Lame Duck, Can't Present Budget" - Jimi Agbaje by slap1(m): 6:24pm On Jan 02, 2019

One day, Tinubu would bring an Hausa man and mumu Lagosians would vote for him. Tufiakwa!

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Blasts Buhari’s Subsidy Policy, Says "We Are Paying For Inefficiency" by slap1(m): 4:58pm On Jan 02, 2019

Metuh:
Selling EFCC ke?

What part of the country are you from?

Daura

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Chides Nina For Not Giving Her Son A Birthday Shoutout On Her Page by slap1(m): 3:39pm On Jan 02, 2019

Idiots everywhere.

Crime › Re: Man Flogs Lady Who Visited Him At His Apartment, Throws Her Out. Photos by slap1(m): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2019

He should be grateful he's now better off, and then move on. If she hadn't left him, maybe he wouldn't have worked harder.

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Politics › Re: Bakare: Empty Treasury Made Buhari To Appoint Ministers Late by slap1(m): 3:24pm On Jan 02, 2019

A very stupid and unintelligent assertion. There was money to give states for monthly allocation, but none to pay ministers' salary? Then the official reason was that Buhari wanted to take time to pick the best hands, now this drunken master is talking a different thing.

Religious leaders should stay away from politics, it has the same effect on them as cocaine.

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Politics › Re: 2019 Budget: Buhari To Spend N1bn On Travels, N98m On Food by slap1(m): 12:29pm On Jan 02, 2019

I thought he has private jets? Is he paying for flight tickets?

Family › Re: How Can I Divorce Expressly? See My Reasons by slap1(m): 9:42am On Jan 02, 2019

Sorry about what you're going through.

File for a divorce. Before that, change the locks to your house while she's away. Plan it. Let her meet you in court from anywhere she chooses, her parents' or ex's house.

If you serve her divorce papers while still in your house, she could kill you in your sleep.

I don't understand people. You miss your ex, so why not stay with them? Stories like this scare me out of marriage thoughts. Also make sure you're granted custody of your son.

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Romance › Re: Tall, Pretty, Sad-looking Nigerian Lady Weds Small-sized Man. See Reactions by slap1(m): 9:34am On Jan 02, 2019

All her youthful slaying and shakara... grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Kneel Down To Welcome Their Pastor.photos Go Viral by slap1(m): 11:54am On Dec 30, 2018

Lol. Mumu people.

Politics › Re: Why I Rejected Jonathan’s $5m Offer In 2015 - Hamzat by slap1(m): 8:52am On Dec 30, 2018

$5M for what? Who sabi this one? What's your political value that they're giving you such amount?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bangladesh Shuts Off Mobile Internet Ahead Of Election by slap1(m): 8:04am On Dec 30, 2018

enyice:
na wa o!

How does any sane person support this?

the first too posters though, even for this early morning.

Buharists support the weirdest of things.

Travel › Re: Taxify Driver Shows Up Tying Towel (Photos) by slap1(m): 9:38pm On Dec 29, 2018

Anything to trend.

Politics › Re: BAGA: Nigeria Army Slams Sahara Reporters For Reporting Fake News by slap1(m): 2:23pm On Dec 29, 2018

Ray97:
BBC get sources from local reporters, they don't have men on ground. yes BAGA was attacked but the casualty figures and effects of the attack might be exaggerated. if you are familiar with journalism you'll know that the public believes a story more when an anonymous person is mentioned as the source to a news. its better than telling them its a guess or assumption...

Some of you APC loyalists just lie by default. Who handles BBC Igbo, Pidgin, etc? They have a reputation to protect, unlike NTA.

Travel › Re: Family Of 7 Rescued After Their Car Caught Fire While Travelling In Rivers. Pix by slap1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 28, 2018

zombieTRACKER:
That woman na rabbit

Politics › Re: PDP Rally In Rogo and Ungogo LGAs Kano Yesterday- Photos by slap1(m): 8:34pm On Dec 28, 2018

senatordave1:
Slap yourself and get a clearer view

Lying fanatic. Y'all APC guys disgust me.

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Politics › Re: PDP Rally In Rogo and Ungogo LGAs Kano Yesterday- Photos by slap1(m): 8:23pm On Dec 28, 2018

senatordave1:
Many of the faces i spot in rogo are the same in ungogo.atiku is wasting his time in kano

You must be a witch to have spotted faces in this crowd. A witch, or an irredeemable liar.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Waves APC Flag At Scanty Presidential Rally In Uyo by slap1(m): 6:53pm On Dec 28, 2018

life2017:
Stop lying. They want people in front of the stage not behind him for security reasons and other logistics reason.

Using behind the stage to claim the crowd is scanty is mischievous

Only Sai Baba illiterates would believe this really stupid excuse. You no get shame.

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Family › Re: Should He Inform His Wife Of His Salary Increase? by slap1(m): 3:39pm On Dec 28, 2018

This Segalink has suffered. Every stupid post, they tag him. This fool needs public opinion on this? He's not ready to get married.

Fashion › Re: Sunday Elizabeth Is Miss Correct Bae 2018 by slap1(m): 3:35pm On Dec 28, 2018

Did she go unopposed?

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Family › Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by slap1(m): 8:37am On Dec 28, 2018

I'm sorry to say this, but your parents did not raise her well. Core values were not instilled in her from the beginning, and it already looks to be late.

Politics › Re: Aisha Attacks Buhari Over Zamfara Killings by slap1(m): 8:15am On Dec 26, 2018

You did not vote out GEJ because he was insensitive to security challenges. Don't come here to lie. You wanted him out, he was from a minority group, and the north is born to rule.

Let the north burn. By the time the South East would become a killing field, the north would have been a conquered territory, wiped off the face of the earth.

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