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Crime › Re: Domestic Staff Strangles Boss, Dumps Corpse Inside Well by SLAP44: 10:23am On Jul 27, 2019
Hmmmm
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Monarch Calls For Caution, Advises Against Self-help by SLAP44: 10:19am On Jul 27, 2019
He's afraid too. Just like all of them.
Politics › Re: It Is Time For A New Beginning, Vision & Direction, Osinbajo Says In Anambra by SLAP44: 10:14am On Jul 27, 2019
grin grin grin grin

I couldn't stop laughing when Osinbajo said that he gave 30,000 Ananbra people trader moni of N10,000 . Money small boys use to drink Hero lager every evening and the money won't even be enough for an extra plate of nkwobi grin

Everyone is not poor, Mr VP.
Politics › Re: So Buhari, Is This You? - Tope Fasua Pics by SLAP44: 10:07am On Jul 27, 2019
herakles:
as much as I acknowledge the possiblity of having paid agents online, I seriously doubt it is money that is motivating these nairaland guys (most especially the suya abi na grills guy). How much could they be paid to do this? day and night they are online defending and promoting failure! it can't be money alone motivating them! there must be something more. I just feel the reason for the level of fanaticism in support of buhari, offline and online, is a mystery.
How about being from his inner circle and direct beneficiaries of this madness.
Politics › Re: Ihedioha’s Task Force Slaps Okorocha’s Daughter by SLAP44: 9:57am On Jul 27, 2019
Kahujadekadura:
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Yes he will surely win d second tenure. We will vote him whether he like it or not. U guys way voted for Aregbasola or watin he called himself for second tenure and went further t vote his puppet again watin u guys go call urself. Monumental morons
I will vote Ihedioha ten times. Forget those who dish advice while their state is burning.
Politics › Re: And OUK Fails To Stop Uche Ogah's Nomination by SLAP44: 9:29am On Jul 27, 2019
Abia is growing
Crime › Re: Five Dead As Vehicle Plunges Into River In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by SLAP44: 9:17am On Jul 27, 2019
What a backward country!

How are we to know these people were not choked, strangled or suffocated before being loaded into the car and pushed into the river in the dead of the night?

Is there any autopsy done to ascertain the actual cause of death, is there water in their lungs to show they drowned as against manual strangulation?

There might be more to this that saying "eyeaaa", or "maybe it's their village witches at work"
Business › Re: Hubmart Omole: Inside The Hubmart Store Omole Branch (photos) by SLAP44: 9:11am On Jul 27, 2019
sweetrace:
The fuss is that hubmart is indigenous. The hubmart in Adeola odekun is huge. I don’t know if they own the huge building in lekki 1. Spar, 9 to 7, Rene, and shoprite are foreign owned. Their money never stays in Nigeria. I don’t know marketplace. All these including hubmart have practically the same layout. The only problem I have with hubmart would be the quality of staff. I think that’s because they work for Nigerians. Lebanese don’t accept any rubbish. They sack any inefficient staff.
Have you ever heard of Roban stores?
Business › Re: Hubmart Omole: Inside The Hubmart Store Omole Branch (photos) by SLAP44: 9:10am On Jul 27, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



What's the fuss about please, we are in 2019 for Frodd's sake!

I don't see what's here to be celebrated.
It is not even well stocked, the building looks like a warehouse with glass windows, it is relatively small and obviously unorganized. So I wonder why I should be impressed by a less than regular mall in Omole?

GTBank can do better than this fvckery.

In Nigeria, there is Shoprite, there is Spar and there is Marketplace and this does not come in anyway close to this 3 upcoming malls in terms of state capital-class standards let alone worldclass standards.

Even Bata had a better showroom in Enugu as far back as 1992.
Tell them. Roban beats this shiiit hands down.
Webmasters › Re: Please How Can I Create Forum Using Blogger by SLAP44: 8:11am On Jul 27, 2019
I want to know too.

Lalasticlala
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Gov. Ihedioha's Taskforce Member Slaps Okorocha's Daughter [PHOTOS] by SLAP44: 6:09pm On Jul 26, 2019
The slap wasn't loud enough,

We didn't hear the sound from Nkwo Orji grin
Nairaland General › Re: These People Who Give Igbos A Bad Name Must Stop by SLAP44: 5:58pm On Jul 26, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Asks Festus Keyamo To Recite Second Stanza Of The National Anthem by SLAP44: 5:56pm On Jul 26, 2019
When you hear Festus keyamu talking like a market woman, you will think he knows how to sing the national anthem?

Shame on you Keyamu for not reciting what your grand child can recite.

If not that the Senate leader saved your blushes, this man would have sang Oliver De coque today.
Crime › Re: PHOTOS SPEAK : Flood Kills 13-year-old Pupil In Edo State by SLAP44: 5:53pm On Jul 26, 2019
Sad
Politics › Re: Osinbajo At Anambra APC Interactive Roundtable (Photos) by SLAP44: 5:49pm On Jul 26, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Winifred Oyo-Ita: GLIS N16bn Not Missing In My Office by SLAP44: 5:31pm On Jul 26, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: The Moment Gov. Ihedioha's Taskforce Member Slaps Okorocha's Daughter by SLAP44: 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2019
grin
Crime › Re: 3 Armed Robbers Caught While Trying To Rob A Bank In Port-harcourt by SLAP44: 5:15pm On Jul 26, 2019
If its true they are robbers, good work by the police.
Politics › Re: Ihedioha’s Task Force Slaps Okorocha’s Daughter by SLAP44: 5:14pm On Jul 26, 2019
Rochas is not as smart as I thought. He should have sent all his family away since last year. Did he think people will respect his stolen wealth? Igbos are not ready to look your face when you steal.
Politics › Re: Ihedioha’s Task Force Slaps Okorocha’s Daughter by SLAP44: 5:11pm On Jul 26, 2019
Was the slap loud enough?

We need to hear it from nkwo Orji grin
Politics › Re: Blunt Truth To My Northerners by SLAP44: 5:10pm On Jul 26, 2019
HappyPagan:
Which education pls? Everytime we shout the south is more educated, I wonder what education we boast of... Females in southern universities hiding their pants so their southern brothers do not steal them to do 'yahoo'. If our education is as good as we tout it, how does such vapid mentality exist within 'citadels' of learning.


We are grossly miseducated. Our schools are just fellowship centers masking as educational institutions.
They've bevome more of miseducation centers - fiercely loyal to the task of adoring old, dead ideas.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read.
Politics › Re: Land Owners To Eject Rochas Okorocha - Independent by SLAP44: 4:47pm On Jul 26, 2019
Blue3k:
Let him finish his probe. He's been out media hyping the people hopefully he doesn't disappoint for his sake. If by the end of his furst time he doesn't get indictment he was never serious.
He doesn't even need to do much, Rochas is guilty as charged. EFCC are squeezing his balls first.
Politics › Re: Land Owners To Eject Rochas Okorocha - Independent by SLAP44: 4:38pm On Jul 26, 2019
I think Ihedioha is being so lenient with okorocha, by now he should have been removed and placed in a jail permanently for his numerous stealing escapades on the wealth of Ndi Imo.

#okorochamustbejailed
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Gets Warm Reception At Enugu Airport Led By Governor Ugwuanyi (Photos) by SLAP44:
The VP must be made to drive from Enugu to Awka, let's see if his spinal cord will not be ruptured after the severe bumps he will receive as bad roads send him for medical check up.
Health › Re: Doctor Stephen Ijeuwe Collapses, Dies In FMC Yenogoa Over Lack Of Defibrillator by SLAP44: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2019
So his Village People had to trail him all the way from Abeokuta to Yenogoa just to kill him?

This ones strong o
Politics › Re: Governor Akeredolu Orders Arrest Of Fulani Vigilante In Ondo by SLAP44: 8:52pm On Jul 25, 2019
grin
Romance › Re: My Young Friend Got Me Speechless, He's Only 16 by SLAP44: 8:48pm On Jul 25, 2019
SaucyBenks:
I have this young guy who's from a wealthy home, he loves to hang out with me a lot, his dad sends him 150k monthly in school aside his fees and the rest necessary school payments he needs do.. As in, the 150k is just for upkeep/pocket money. I get 20k from that every month as well talk about the ps4 and the disks, he buys them all grin the guy trusts me with his life. He lives the life of a star in school honestly.

But ever since he came across codedruns eeh... This boy has shifted attention from school and its activities, this guy bleeps ladies old enough to be his mom and aunties in fact, hardly attends lectures too. He doesn't go for the cheaper deals oo, he doesn't even bargain embarassed I don't do runs girls and that's what's causing issues between us currently. His friend in school introduced him to codedruns site and he told me about it and asked we bring a lady for a party, I was shocked honestly, I refused and told him to forget women, especially those typa women but he refused and said he wanted fleshy women... Women way older than he is... He spends all his upkeep money on those women and the worst part is, even if he asks, his parents send him more.. I don't even know if he's an only child. He just completed 1st level studying MLS in one of the private universities in the state but he's starting in the wrong note and I can't even talk to him cos he sees it as a bad vibe as he'll call it...
"My friend, I should have advised you" ,,,,,,,,,, is a bad friend.

"My friend, but I warned you" ,,,,,,,,,, is a good friend.

Gentleman Mike Ejeagha - 1985
Crime › Re: Breaking: Delta State Polytechnic Suspends 4 Students Over Firearm Possession by SLAP44: 8:41pm On Jul 25, 2019
If they have it in school, it's wrong because they can use it to hurt other students and do cultism.

But they should keep it handy at home in case herdsmen decide to invade their communities. Nigerians should learn to defend themselves by themselves. Trust no police or anyone.

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