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Politics › Re: This Is The Result Of June 12 General Election (photo) by SLAP44: 8:59pm On Jun 16, 2019
Humphrey Nwosu

The man who wrote his name in gold.

#ThinkIgboFirst
Politics › Re: Buhari Warn Council Chairmen by SLAP44: 8:57pm On Jun 16, 2019
He hasn't woken up from military dictatorship
Celebrities › Re: . by SLAP44: 8:55pm On Jun 16, 2019
GisterBlogger:
Lalasticlala
Is a responsibly married man and does not deserve to see this grin
Celebrities › Re: . by SLAP44: 8:53pm On Jun 16, 2019
All these akwunakwuna sef
Romance › Re: Is It Time I Let Go? by SLAP44: 8:50pm On Jun 16, 2019
lemxo:
I am a young lady in my early twenties. I got in to a relationship I felt was going to be my last after so many mistakes I made in my past(although some were intentional due to youthful exuberance). I was so bitter until I met this new guy n I felt I was ready to love after my last heartbreak. I decided to love him totally and confess to him about my past mistakes(very terrible ones) and he kept asking many more things abt the past n I kept telling cos I wanted to purge myself and I really Dint like telling lies. He wanted to leave after all my confession as he called me "dirty"but I pleaded n we are still together.
The problem is I feel my horrible past is too weighty on him and so he treats me anyhow he likes becos he knows I love him very much. sometimes he is nice but whenever we have a slight misunderstanding(which happens almost on a daily),it doesn't take him anything to reject my calls and keep avoiding me for days even wen I text him,he doesn't reply but I talked to him so many times that when there is an issue,the best way to solve it is to talk but he keeps treating me this way. what do I do?...pls I need your contributions
Some men appreciate the truth, others love to be lied to.
Politics › Re: The Moment Abacha Announced The Arrest Of Abiola For Declaring Self 'president' by SLAP44: 8:41pm On Jun 16, 2019
TANTUMERGO007:
The same Abacha buhari your Lord and saviour said was a good man, baba you need no they contradict your sense now. Buhari your Lord said he never stole yet we they see money left and right in his name.
You should know this people are experts for talking from both sides of their mouth.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Orders Probe Of Kano Zoo’s ‘gorilla That Swallowed N6.8m’-StateReporters by SLAP44: 8:35pm On Jun 16, 2019
You pocketed thousands of dollars and nobody was allowed to probe you.

Ordinary 6.8 million naira you cannot allow gorilla to swallow in peace?

Na wao
Politics › Re: June 12 Democracy Day And Threats To Nationhood by SLAP44: 8:29pm On Jun 16, 2019
"Likewise the feeling of Nigerianism has started waning in the south west. The actions of this central administration have aggravated the lack of nationalism."

I doubt this. Give Gani Adams a national honour tomorrow and you have pressed their central mumu button grin

They will sing One Nigeria for another 20 years.
Politics › Re: Face-off: Bode George Should Shut Up, Leave PDP – Jimi Agbaje by SLAP44: 8:28pm On Jun 16, 2019
Xisnin:
How old are you?
There is a difference between APC and Yoruba people.
Tell him
Politics › Re: Face-off: Bode George Should Shut Up, Leave PDP – Jimi Agbaje by SLAP44: 8:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
ZombieTERROR:
Tinubu is the real enemy
Using the South west for selfish reasons
Exactly
Sports › Re: Wahala Dey! Senegal Break 17 Year Jinx Against Nigeria by SLAP44: 7:56pm On Jun 16, 2019
Next level of bad luck
Politics › Re: The Moment Abacha Announced The Arrest Of Abiola For Declaring Self 'president' by SLAP44:
The beating the man chop that day no be here o cheesy

Small boys army recruits sent by the PTF chairman were flogging the man as they threw him into the black Maria.

I didn't mention names o. grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Presidential Photographer Omoboriowo Says Buhari Doesn’t Like To Pose For Photos by SLAP44: 7:40pm On Jun 16, 2019
How can he like photographs, do you want people to unmask jubril?
Politics › Re: Face-off: Bode George Should Shut Up, Leave PDP – Jimi Agbaje by SLAP44:
I think Jimi Agbaje sold out , he must have taken a share from the bullion vans of Bourdillion road.
Politics › Re: Kano Zoo N6.8m: We Will Not Hesitate To Arrest Gorilla If… – Police by SLAP44: 12:50pm On Jun 16, 2019
But a gorilla swallowed Dollars in your government house and is still walking free?
Politics › Re: Tolerance Becoming Crime by SLAP44: 12:41pm On Jun 16, 2019
17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or P.S. in Enugu State Civil Service?

Answer =

A man from Isuikwuato Abia state was a commissioner in Enugu in 1999-2003.

Mrs. Amaka Anajemba from Anambra state has been Eswama DG since 4 years.

IGBOS are very United and loves themselves.
Politics › Re: Tolerance Becoming Crime by SLAP44: 12:31pm On Jun 16, 2019
grin grin grin

How else can the now useless Yoruba propaganda machine keep themselves in the limelight if they don't prepare one senseless write up and attach the name of a faceless Igbo man on it?

Chinedu akabuike is also the same person as Oladikpo Oladeidei grin

Instead of worrying themselves with the loaded bullion vans conveying their IGR to the north these people are here rambling like yaba left patients?

Keep yammering there, let's see if this will stop skull mining menace.
Politics › Re: Kola Abiola Right, Tinubu Begged Abacha For Post –george by SLAP44: 12:26pm On Jun 16, 2019
sarrki:
Kola Tinubu is not the reason summit license was revoked

Having said that who are you or where are you during the struggle?

Hafsat was the one we hear from during the struggle

Rather than fight for your dad

You went ahead fraternizing and lovee loveee with same person daughter that locked up your father

So kola shut up
Kola Abiola is an IPOB miscreant grin
Romance › Re: Please He Needs Your Advice As He Thinks He His In Soup by SLAP44: 12:08pm On Jun 16, 2019
shaqur231:
Forwarded as received from my group chat. What do you advice in this situation.

"Please I need your advice as I think I am in soup:
"I was surfing the internet, precisely the Facebook on the first day of my leave recently when I saw this pretty lady on Facebook. I work with a popular telecommunication company in Jos and I was on leave.
"Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started.. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova in me was really prepared to deal with me.
" Fast forward to three months later after pressure, she accepted but told me she didn't want a serious relationship, I begged, persuaded and convinced her telling her I am a different person. I told her all I want was marriage even when I knew I was married and my wife and children will soon come back.
"She asked if I was married but I lied that I wasn't married. I asked her if she works but she told me she is a student doing her Masters in University of Jos. She started visiting me and luckily enough, my wife and children have traveled. Fortunately or unfortunately, I started touching her.. Last weekend, she visited me and she even spent the weekend with me.
" On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her which I obliged.. We drove to Rukuba road enroute Bassa local government area of Plateau state , she pointed to the Rukuba barracks gate and asked me to drive in..I thought she was joking but she was not. We got to the gate and to my surprise , amazement and consternation the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
" At that point, I became confused, perplexed, flabbergasted, and flummoxed.I began to sweat but she did not notice.. I dropped her and she pecked me as I managed to drive off the gate.
"To my greatest surprise , her discussion on daily basis is always on marriage, weddings and ceremonies. She keeps telling me she had been disappointed in the past but she sees me as a dream come true . She also said she told her pastor about me and he told her I will be a good husband. She assured me that I don't need to spend so much on the wedding as she will carry most of the resposinbility.
"Just this morning she fully introduced herself as Major Victoria, her only two brothers are Lt Col in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General..

"I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am..my wife and kids are due to return to Jos next week..

Please I need advise my people. What's your advice please?

*Well copied *
Better start using leg to trek towards Niger Republic, throw your phones and laptops into a dustbin and continue walking.

Dying in the desert will be a very dignified way to end than what is coming for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Were We Before Birth by SLAP44: 11:41am On Jun 16, 2019
Brock1:
Being on earth, are we truly doing his will?
Not every time.

The spirit is willing but the body is weak.
Politics › Re: How Did Senator T.a Orji Win Re-election? by SLAP44: 11:40am On Jun 16, 2019
senatordave1:
I have heard stories online and offline of how useless and incompetent senator Theo was as a governor and a senator.n 2015 polls,he narrowly won the polls and he even lost his lga.the tribal configuration of abia central zone also didnt favor him.i thought the ngwas of abia center who occupy 3 lgas will vote senator nwaogu.but alas,even buhari got more votes in abia central that senator nkechi.
When the first results started trickling in,rumors were flying around that he was losing g.my abia friends online and offline were happy and in a celebratory mood.but when the tide turned unfortunately in the direction of the failure abians were sad.one even said 'God forbid'.others verbally attacked me.my abians,how could such a man win reelection?

Amaniro
Fergie
Mynd44
Ponponkon
Juliusmalema
Mekaboy
How did buharri win a second term in the midst of thousands being killed in the whole country? grin
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu's Lecture In The US Over Nigeria. Do You Agree With Him? by SLAP44: 11:28am On Jun 16, 2019
thesicilian:
Leading you from abroad while you're here complaining of hardship everyday.
Doesn't matter.
He still leads.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Were We Before Birth by SLAP44: 11:27am On Jun 16, 2019
Brock1:
What were we doing in God's bosom
Resting and waiting for his deployment to earth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Were We Before Birth by SLAP44: 11:10am On Jun 16, 2019
Brock1:
What were we doing?
Don't understand?
Politics › Re: How MKO Abiola Betrayed Atiku’s VP Slot In 1993 by SLAP44: 11:08am On Jun 16, 2019
Really
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu's Lecture In The US Over Nigeria. Do You Agree With Him? by SLAP44:
Ohamadike!!!

The greatness of this man is so overbearing that he can lead his people effortlessly through every problem.

Ride on Sir .

Whatever you say, we will do.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Were We Before Birth by SLAP44: 10:27am On Jun 16, 2019
Brock1:
Heaven or hell or state of total non existence.
In God's bosom.
Christianity Etc › Re: G by SLAP44: 10:27am On Jun 16, 2019
Because Jesus is Lord over all the world.
Politics › Re: Ipob Came 2nd In Moscow Intercontinental Football Competition by SLAP44: 10:26am On Jun 16, 2019
Stop sending these pics, it's causing kata kata in the covens of the zone bees grin
Politics › Re: Ipob Came 2nd In Moscow Intercontinental Football Competition by SLAP44: 10:17am On Jun 16, 2019
Ngene to come and wail

Watch out for his crying below grin

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