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RomanceRe: How Do You Like To Be Kissed? by Slapme(m): 5:18pm On Dec 13, 2012
If you want to know how i kiss go watch norbit acted by Eddie Murphy that's how i kiss.
RomanceRe: Men Dont Need Condom!there’s A New Female Condom Dat Dissolves Inside The Body by Slapme(m): 3:20pm On Dec 12, 2012
You mean to tell me say na skin to skin. Toto go cry this around make i go sharpen my d1ck.
Music/RadioRe: Shine Bright Like A Diamond Or Demon? by Slapme(m): 1:46pm On Dec 12, 2012
First to comment sexkillz come and ban me.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO:Jonathan Speech At D8 Summit In Islamabad by Slapme(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2012
You slowpoke fuckers should leave GEJ alone everything he do you will complaint gbaru nu ogwu unu nwuo dial.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Breaks Muller's Record Of 85 Goals In A Calendar Year by Slapme(m): 11:44am On Dec 10, 2012
pazienza: Gerd muller goals that year won bayern the league,european winners cup(current champions league),and a euro championship. Messi's goals won barcan only copa del rey, something messi fan boys has failed to see.
intact you are the biggest fool in the world, i have said it if you want to smoke weed,smoke it in the night not morning so that you head will be clear. messi haters i am urging you guys to put more fire, because the more you critize messi the more he breaks you heart by setting more record. You said mueller won four trophy in a year, you forgot to add that messi won 6 trophies in a year. Next time one bingo claimed that messi scored 25 penalties but forgot during mueller time there is nothing like offside trap. Messi is the best in the world the fear of him is the beginning of wisdom.
PoliticsRe: Charles Okah Prison Letters. by Slapme(m): 6:51pm On Dec 09, 2012
.bbpreye:
Pls how do I change my BBM status?
you are a dump Bleep. You have to quote the whole topic. For your senseless.question. Slow poke asshole
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your First Ever Ban On Nairaland by Slapme(m): 4:23pm On Dec 09, 2012
I was ban by that small boy called sexkill for saying second to comment. I am going to sue him to court for violation my right to speak
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Banned And Fined £60,000 Over Referee Incident by Slapme(m): 4:51am On Dec 07, 2012
50calibre: Don't mind these people who are talking crap
.
You and him who is talking crap olodo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Nordsjealand (6 -1) On 5th December 2012 by Slapme(m): 12:14pm On Dec 06, 2012
Olaolufred: LUCK CAN HELP YOU WIN A CUP. BUT WILL NEVER RETAIN IT FOR YOU.
true talk
SportsRe: Lionel Messi: Broken And Has Equalled 74 RECORDS by Slapme(m): 8:46pm On Dec 04, 2012
Rudysmith better leave messi alone or the guy go make you commit suicide or hug transformer or worst i go carry bottle do surgery for your head. Leave the man that give me joy alone.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Threatens The United States by Slapme(m): 12:32pm On Dec 04, 2012
The day boko haram want to stop existing is the day they will threating Us. If you try America they will pursue you enter your kitchen.
Foreign AffairsRe: In China, Women Train To Become Bodyguards For Billionaires by Slapme(m): 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2012
Born 2be Rich: This reminds me of the a chinese movie called nakd weapon
you just took a word from me i have watched the movie naked weapon
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2012: Double Portion:...DAY FOUR by Slapme(m): 9:27am On Dec 03, 2012
unclenna: I know some Pharisees(FAR TO SEE) will come here to say what they do not know...... cool
what is shiloh
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2012: Double Portion:...DAY FOUR by Slapme(m): 9:26am On Dec 03, 2012
unclenna: I know some Pharisees(FAR TO SEE) will come here to say what they do not know...... cool
what is shiloh8-) what does de do
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Pregnant Mercy Johnson On Movie Set In The US (photos) by Slapme(m): 9:05am On Dec 03, 2012
Walks into the trad, sees a pregnant woman. I danced shake my iron back. Faint i was carried out of the thread by nairalanders.
PoliticsRe: Ex-convict, Corrupt Politicians At Pdp’s BoT Meeting by Slapme(m): 5:18am On Dec 03, 2012
Many nigerian s will do more than this people did, we all need including the leaders and followers to change our mind set.
Music/RadioRe: Nigezie To Sponsor Tonto Dike's 'Hi' Video by Slapme(m): 3:59pm On Nov 30, 2012
Igbo_hater: WHATS WRONG WITH THIS IGBO GIRL
who is this fool, iru ka ihe eji chu aja na oke ohia ewu Congo. Ara pu gi Di idiot.
CelebritiesRe: K Solo - Didn't Deny His Baby by Slapme(m): 7:25pm On Nov 29, 2012
ItsModella: never heard of k-solo, who is the guy?
he is one of those wannabes claiming to rap music but is one of the fake artist we have in this country, always busy disturbing our ear with noise. Since he have failed woeful people cannot rest for him again. That guy is a big disgrace a disaster waiting to happen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Three Members Of A California Family Drown In Ocean Trying To Save Dog by Slapme(m): 9:28am On Nov 28, 2012
Iaz93: Hehe! Absolute stupidity
are you okay the father was only trying to safe the son not the dog.
CrimeRe: Woman Denied Sex For 10 Years, Sues Husband by Slapme(m): 5:35pm On Nov 26, 2012
babarazy: Oro buruku
i bu onye oshi
BusinessRe: The Craziest Things Money Can Buy In Nigeria by Slapme(m): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2012
dopeJemi: Money can buy space
Dis space is 4 saLe grin
money can buy you does post seun and him boys hide including some s word just splash him some cash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 25th November 2012 by Slapme(m): 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2012
This one na wrestltmaina
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 25th November 2012 by Slapme(m): 6:43pm On Nov 25, 2012
Balotelli in
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 25th November 2012 by Slapme(m): 6:42pm On Nov 25, 2012
Benitez is a big disgrace i they laugh chelsea fans
RomanceRe: What Would U Do If Ur Best Man Holds Ur Wife's Butt Like Dis On Ur Wedding Day? by Slapme(m): 7:06am On Nov 22, 2012
Walks into the the trade 2nd to comment walks out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Popular Club Team On Nairaland by Slapme(m): 8:50am On Nov 20, 2012
[quote author=Iaz93]senseless...
Barca is not the best club on earth niccur.[/quote
you are blind for saying that my Barcelona is the best in the world.
SportsRe: Top 10 Most Hated Soccer Players & Managers by Slapme(m): 9:06pm On Nov 19, 2012
Ucheosefoh: are u saying that Iniesta, Xavi and Messi dives
abeg leave that mad man

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