₦airaland Forum

VIPERVENOM:
i think its time the ordinary policemen stop using assault rifles. a handgun is better

michael142:
Shuuu, so you self na area! Obobbi na so the matter just be oh. I just dey take my time dey find one very hot slay queen when go be sagittarius or Gemini zodiac sign. I go just pin her keep till further notice. I done train people daughters tire the relationship still break. Never again.

michael142:
I dey tell you brother. Even all this Pentecostal pastors too when dey get very fair hot wives. Marriage now na for strong men only oh. You too much bro. Me I be warri boy Urhobo to be precise but I done turn full time Yoruba demon.

StarBukola:
Chicken brain

michael142:
Your head dey there my brother. IFA go run am normally. You burst my brain bro, I think say na only me dey reason like this before oh shuuuu

SirMichael1:
Old ladies should marry older guys??

The question now is, what guy in his right senses would marry a lady older than he is by 5 years. If it isn't money he is out for.

Though age is a number but beauty isn't. Trust me, you don't wanna attend a gathering and hear people murmuring about how old your wife is compared to you.

michael142:
Na woman when I won marry I go fit knack jazz. Normally for this our indomie generation, if you won marry you must jazz the woman oh. Na so he be even girlfriend self na to jazz am to mumu. But big prick to scatter the kponyon join oh bro

michael142:
Na big prick fit slave the girls of today. Na the bitter truth I dey tell you so

michael142:
This is the bitter truth now oh my brother. But I wonder how a dog will become faithful after marriage. All men with average penis should embrace penis enlargement oh. Grow your dick to be long and thick

HarkymTheOracle:
recession dey,i no fit waste precious jazz untop yaba Amateur boys.. i go use am when we play against real madrid

HarkymTheOracle:
same here boss

doctorkush:
damn babe fine pass this bros by far. he must have fought many wars to maintain this lady oo.... see as his face don tire

NevetsIbot:
Forming.... I was and is still a pro at it... only when necessary tho.

I had this ex then who jilted me way back then cos I was kind of a boring douche bag and didn't bang her.. me sef sabi. About two years later.. coming from church and looking dope...I reached my house only to find out she attended the church by my place and she was outside. Instead of going in.... I decided to rub it in her face that the dude don chop up... I walked past her into the next street.... last last sha. I ended up walking for up to a kilometre under the hot sun. right now... no time for those yeye stress on top girl.

After forming rich mans son for one Ondo girl for my side here. I overhyped myself on 2go then. What didn't I say? ion wear clothes twice... ion breathe ordinary air. I have a personal maid in my dads mansion. they bathe for me like Akeem in Coming to America..... all that forming Na. only for this babe to mistakenly see me in a baggy trouser... those tee shirts your mum picks for you so you can use in the next ten years as you grow. those big like canopy tee shirts... I was wearing one with the bald head I was carrying about..... mumsi wicked die...... she was like "Are you not Stephen on 2go?" with that crazy smile. We all know Ondo girls can yab.


Shame caught my generation on top my matter.

lalastic.lala and seu.n... comman tell us your story

alexialin:
:DHave seen your pic

You look averagely handsome


U can remove it.

Nice pic!

alexialin:
:DHave seen your pic

You look averagely handsome


U can remove it.

Nice pic!

alexialin:
Ha!


Jesu!



Hmmmm


OK lemme see it.. At least your ugliness will not kill me.

Lol

Show me.

Littlefinger:
I am in my early 20s but look like someone in his 30s. I recently went through a depressive episode which added years to my face and I also suffer from anxiety. I get called sir a lot by my mates who are same age or a year or two younger. What can I do to look my age?

alexialin:
True am chubby, no doubt about it.


And God with my youthful look.. Can't thank Baba God enough


My dear, I don't have time to be slaying o.


Lol, I see them, smile and go my way. While they keep staring as I walk or drive past.

They can keep slaying, everyone has a different paths to live on earth. And am perfectly OK with my chosen path.

Thanks for the compliments.


Lemme see your pic sef!

It's not on your dp.

Nwodosis:
Very weak defence in the High Court of Konji.

alexialin:
Early 30s

Narldon:



My Most Embarrassing day was when I Fainted at Ojuelegba Junction


And when I woke up..


I heard one Yoruba Woman shouting


"Dee you do Aborshun"

alexialin:
Early 30s

MhizzAJ:
check ur mail