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You can't take care of yourself with love. Bish get a job

Just because she a church girl don't mean she don like no Alpha male.

emmabest2000:
Mber months
Hot months
God save Your people from the hands of wicked ...





Chat below got my attention..,

Lolz I cannot lie.

Whenever my girl says she's on her period. I don't bother going to see her Ni. I act up just like that. Cause that na bad market

So yesterday was the most embarrassing day of my life! never in my life have I slept in a police cell before, it was one of the things I could boast about, but yesterday men of the underworld forces made sure they broke that and removed my name from Guineas book of world record of never being in a police cell before

So yesterday I went to watch a movie in the evening at shop rite, after the movie it was already getting late, time was almost 8 o'clock, so I came out, i stopped keke sharply, I just kukuma Hire the keke to drop me off my destination because of time but I suddenly realized I needed to cut my hair, so I told keke to stop me at alegbo Junction,came down went inside the barbing saloon.

After cutting my hair, time was almost 8:30 pm so I came out and was scrolling out from the saloon towards the Junction so I could get another keke to take me home.

Getting to the Junction lo and behold I met men of the underworld there, so I quickly retreated into the nearby shadows to conceal me from this great evil as I quickly adjusted my swagalicious dressing pull my watch and tucked in my long sleeve, I drew my trousers up way past my waist line, pressed my hair down to look very gentle I come resemble village headmaster plus pastor, I come resemble office man too, responsible civilian, I quickly scrolled through my phone as well, deleted almost every application on it to avoid anything implicating me in case they were going to stop me to search my phone, with all these done, I pulled away from the dark shade concealing me.

I come observe small wether men of the underworld they arrest anybody, I look back of the van from afar, I no see one fly inside, I look inside passenger seat, nobody, so I was like no lele all these guys just doing normal search and stop, so I moved in to cross the road to the other side while they were stopping vehicles, I passed the first officer, greeted him and smiled fake smile and was walking away, already stretching my hand to stop keke to enter o when suddenly I heard a loud voice "heh! Young man stop there!" i first shock, three boys they my front so I think say na one of the 3 boys officer they call o cause they looked very rugged, so I kept walking and then officer ran towards me, grabbed my hand, collected my phone and said I should follow him.

" Kai! Yawa don gas, slayer you don Bleep up o, who send you go cross where officer stand, who send you go greet am"

So u followed him to their van and he told me to get inside, me when nor kuku like strong thing I just entered like mumu, he day pull your shirt, I pull shirt.

Officer put handcuff for my hand.

Na so I begin beg o, officer nor gree me, like not up to 30 seconds they started feeling up the van with different boys and like a min later, they got in, started the engine and the officer told the other one "back to station, drive very fast"


**fast forward *

Na so we reach station o, we were like 20 boys, we started to beg o, officer nor gree anybody, officer said we must sleep inside the cell, no bailing till the next day, I was like "officer I have never been in a cell before, please I have asthma, I will die here I cannot breath"

Officer replied "you die here we take your body and sell your part, my friend you are mad man, common pull of your clothes and get inside the cell"

I say yepa! They want to use us for ritual o.

Meanwhile one fat police woman was there collecting our things, very wicked woman! Na yesterday I know say police woman na him wicked pass!
She was like "criminals, high way robbers, all of you wee die here, you all will go to kirikiri"

Meanwhile I was begging officer "officer let me bail my self please or give me my phone to call my mother so she can come" officer say "till tomorrow" i say officer I have 25,000 naira with me here, take it and let me leave. He still refused.

And that was how I was made to sleep inside the cell with no ventilation, no light, smell of urine from the bucket in the cell filled the atmosphere like perfume and blessed our nose endlessly.

I almost cried.

I finally managed to sleep till this morning, then officer came and asked us to come out and write statements.

Some people who were not able to write properly or made little mistakes while writing their statements were severely beaten! Kai, you need to see officers beating innocent civilians!

Suddenly I saw my mum and dad coming in and I was so happy, they went to meet the officers, like nor up to 2 mins they asked me to go get my things in counter, so I left with my parents.

It was later my mum told me they paid them 20,000 naira for my bail because they said I was a "yahoo boy".

This happened in warri, police state is embrumede branch.

The police man personally told me that this period they will be raiding as from 7pm in evenings because they are looking for money, you can imagine

What has this country turned to? Government needs to look into this o sigh.

You guys should be careful this month o. This men of the underworld are very wicked

allanphash7:
This guy has mixed refrun, tramadol + dry weed with sapele water

Lolz bros sapele water they high person?

MarieSucre:
She for wear flower for head first before you know say na woman se? Nonsense and Konkonbility.

Dear nor be me offend you....

Not up to a second.

Womanpleaser:
just like that?
U tink it wont boomerang?

Simply dock when the boomerang be coming back.

Victornezzar:
y u quote me boy

Because you nor know your mate again.

IamKashyBaby:
If u want to give a pleasure to ur woman...Size of a kondo is not always the answer sha..

Whether the girl is virgin or nah, F0REPLAY is a MUST everytime a couple gets intimate..Men shud learn how to eat NUNU like as if his life depends on it and ladies must demand climax..

So IamJ gives you climax?

I don't even understand what she is saying or trying to say

mofeoluwadassah:
am also a female soldier o

You look like all these fulaniHERDSmen wife.

DavSagacity:
Am still looking for the female soldier too Oooo...

Na she they there so bro. U nor like her Ni?

dollytino4real:
pls next time remove that word'fight for you' because no reasonable man needs a woman to fight 4 him.

You can go and tell that to the military soldier

Where the female military soldier

Is it this one that already looks like a man? Bikonu I will pass

lefulefu:
so lalas how can a lady like dis with sexy body and boobs like dat no fit get a man to straff her.is it dat kenyan men are gay or wat? How dem go jus dey allow dhier women dey suffer in konji.upon d ukwu wey dem get.kenyan babes are wild sha...but then who no like wild gehls

Your comments nor come they make sense again. You don they go out of point.

See as how auchi son don finish your skin.



Kai.

divineappo:
bro, I don't even know what to say, you weak me with laughter

Lol.

I can see she is fat.

Well all she has to do right now to get away with this money laundry is for her to start exercising to severely lose weight and then she should cut her hair short and stop wearing glasses.

Gbam.

You won't recognize her again.

Jazz the babe

Toks2008:
Honestly the thing just weak me...so what message are we passing to our children? what type of role model is she?

I just weak.

Uncle Toks what about you that was using fake french to gist one girl codely

Lol

10. The one that is constantly lying to the public about everything

JayCynic:
This guy never receive punch from SARS officer yet, the day him receive am, im go no say Buhari na Hausa man

Lwkmd o

Young03:
She turned the guy into a bf the moment she saw that his pocket is filled

After also seeing that her main guy disappointed her. She resorted to plan B.

Narldon:




Why is he wearing my Cousin's clothes?

Check well. That's your cousin

Nigeria is do as you like country. Nothing illegal or legal.

Nice for first timer. 8/10

Lol if you have money. Use qei+ brown bottle, that's what I am using, keeps you looking fresh costs 6500.

If you don't you can buy the one in image below.

That's 3500

They dated. So what? Abeg date her if you want to and stop being a pussy