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Inappropriate.

Eyaaa!

decatalyst:
Don't be a sissy! Nah me post the account balance?

Instead of checking out the price of Hennessey XO in your acclaimed "supermarket", it is time to start checking the prices of reading glasses

Lol! That wasn't for you and you're supposed to know that.
The dude just keep coming with irrelevant posts just to give an impression. What exactly has he done for e-money to give him money. Hope you get the logic.

I normally don't post on his topics but it's about time we tell it straight to his face that he's a dissapointment.

It's not too late to start making amends tho so take heed while the Sun is still shinning @Airforce1

decatalyst:
The presidential rats visited it

I'd actually be disappointed if the whole e-money gave you k st 50k.. Do you know how much G boys buy a bottle of Ace in the club?
A bottle of Hennessey XO in my fav supermarket is even more than that.

Oh boy, go and double your hustle and stop being a nuisance here.

So what happened to the balance of your account..Did it dissapear?

Jam of life.

Davido sure has taste when it comes to stealing songs.

greatnaija01:

1) use MARVIS BEACON typing game to gain his interest

2) Let him watch cartoons that are computer inclined or cartoonized computer tutorials

3) On Holidays take him to summer ICT classes if you are in Lagos

4) Watch only HACKER or PROGRAMMING movies so he picks interest.

There tons of games on APPSTORE that involve codes or hacks or stuff like that

Let him do little assignments like typing long lines of codes that can make things colorful when executed.... due to the colors he will gain interest in the codes

Maybe you can download the LOGO programming language IDE and he will love it cos its "child friendly" and from there he can move to JAVA

Great suggestion,
For the cartoons, I'll recommend Pinky and the brain. I'm sure there are a host of others.

I'll also suggest you get him a PC.
MOst flagship makers have child friendly versions. I once bought a Dell Nickolodeon edition notebook.

Also get them familiar with other gadgets like your smartphone. Most of them have kid mode you can switch on whenever you're handing it over to them.

Vixen..

That's an Antelope.

Balance up everything.

OfficialDad:
Okay... Just felt bad she replied that way.

Na, it's nothing. Don't take it personal.

where are the feminists?
This is what they're supposed to be doing .

OfficialDad:
@slayking . this ain't a cool reply. U dig?

Oh well, to each his own. Not trying to strike a conversation or anything. Just telling her I think I know the branch where she works..

Not everyone is good at the art so I understand how you feel about the reply.

Girls who dress provocative like this are only after one thing.

mizzbouqui:
make e no be like say I no laugh

Your profile pic looks like somewhere I know. I might be wrong tho'.

schumastic:
The hustle is real bro but i like the part you talked about being tempted by the back side, who knows she might be the one

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos

lol!

jacyhelen:
careful were u penisssss goes into.

Thanks for your concern.
You have a nice blog.

[quote author=HannahHitler post=59712157][/quote]Looks okay...

I might have something worth celebrating soon but will have to check where I shop at for the price.

9japrof:
Go and ask Airforce1, he would drill you, he started like this before the dude went hare wire

I'm not a newbie on Nairaland.

9japrof:
Keep deceiving yourself, keep looking for relevance here on nairaland, see your mouth, "you cannot even remember the name you stored the number with"

Some stories we dey hear for this nairaland don dey dey stale and boring, see my friend you go still call her, that's why you have her connect on ur fone...

Did you say relevance?
How exactly does being relevant on Nairaland add to your bank account or improve your well being?

Please tell me.

Funny thing is, someone somewhere would still buy it.

I'll like to add that the only reason I'm yet to call her up is because I made up my mind never to patronize a hooker cuz indirectly she's trying to sell her body using the drugs as a desguise.


To be honest she really got me, but thank God I'm a busy person. Thoughts about her never crossed my mind until this evening.

I can't even remember the name I stored her number with.

Draei...It's not by force to post a comment tho'.

This happened just last week when I went to the ATM to recharge my line. Then I noticed a marketer who sells so kind of medication stare and smile at me. She got my attention with the smile and approached me with a complement saying I looked like the king of her home town.


To be honest, I was flattered, not knowing what I was about to get into.
By then I was already curious to know if she really meant it so I asked where she was from and her town happened not to have a first class Oba so I jokingly told her I look more like the Ooni of Ife.

By now, she was already drawing close to me and she whipped out a small packet of drugs that's suppose to act as a cleanser and aphrodisiac.
I told her I don't take medication with a doctor's prescription but she insisted that she wouldn't even mind given me for free.

Who no like Osho free..
Then I was willing to give it a try but alas she requested that I give her 1k.

Then I opened told her I didn't withdraw any money. I only came to do a transfer and recharge my line. I even showed her the alerts I received.

This girl then twisted it again and asked if she could vcome hang out with me at home. I said why not? I haven't been staying in my apartment lately due to boredom and loneliness so I could use some company and she could probably help with cleaning and other stuff.

So I took her number.
By now, she was already grabbing my hands.

To cut the long story short, I managed to escape from this daughter of Eve without parting with my money.

I haven't called her number either but to be honest, a quick stare at her round ads is a little bit tempting.



Has anyone experienced this new kind of hustle?

Not even a picture of what you're selling.