₦airaland Forum

Trigger happy mofos

Its either Abba Kyari paid that mofo to come up with that story or the thief who stole the phone was still rocking it with the sim card.

No how boys wey sabi go move your phone and you go see am back.....phones way dem snatch for street before 9am don enter computer village by 2pm and gets a new owner by 5pm.

So I think this is just a mere publicity stunt....

Good job for the Evans bust tho....but Niggga gotta chill on this photo trends and shiiiiit

.

ds

No be that guy wey dey steal hin brother ticket for AY Live?

AY for break hin head no be small....

Get well and sue the heck outta them...

If you need money to pursue this juicy case....I will be more than happy to support 'cos its a WIN WIN situation.

CoolFreeday:
I luv my President, PMB

Ko ni da fun e

ds

Fvcking peeerrv...

Looking at your daughters nak3d and you getting an erection.

Is it the same Ecobank with dirty banking halls like Abule Egba market...

They even have rats......tiny tiny ones.

Who is this one....

Maj196:
Notin do u ma Nigga. Enjoy

No lele bossman...

zaltanera:
Why are some people so negative. And it is very difficult to impress people.

You made two different statements that seem totally unrelated.

Trying to be popular by force right?

Maj196:
Lol... That's your proof I guess

hahahahaha...

abi na

Maj196:
True... So has it paid off for u?

More than I ever thought...

Join me for lunch bro.....

Maj196:
Seems programming didn't workout too well for d guys above. If it didn't for u doesn't mean it won't for others.

You are missing the point. The banter is cos it worked out for some of the people here.

They are only trying to emphasize on the need for creativity. Coding alone doesn't cut the deal.

You can teach a person to code but you can't teach them to think...

graciously2013:
Python, Java, html and css for 6 weeks. Is alright

It's a surgical training technique...

Dem go tear der brain pour everything in 6weeks.....

Noel1:
Additionally, its your ability to connect with the like minded people, source for investors and be a marketing wiz... Being a code monkey is 1% of what I see in most of the successful programmers. THE CODE MONKEYS ARE BEHIND THE SCREEN STREAMING OUT THE CODES FOR THEM....

God bless your insight. Abeg tell them...

KOPT33:
I earn money from writing, and I can assure you my commas are spotless. Try again.


You obviously have no inkling about the parenthetical uses of commas or the need to set off parenthetical conjunctions i.e "and then" using commas. Now, would you please, go fix up your periods and leave the extraneous capitalizations out?

Again you tried to prove you went to school by exhausting all the vocabulary you've been harnessing for 10 years.

Don't waste your bullets. Save some for when you get a real job......

Ewure Jatijati

Noel1:
I wonder o. What happens after they might have learned to code in a country like ours? Nothing! Just a new set of broke programmers soliciting for #5000 blog design projects on Nairaland?

To even move about in peace with their laptop will be an Herculean task cos all those SARS guys no go hesitate tag them as wire wire boys

Ambode will end up putting these kids in more trouble....

KOPT33:
8 lines of Python will automatically search and locate your school, and then, initiate a refund request for your education.

You tried to prove your English is good but, you keep misusing comma

If "comma" was a girl. She would slap the living daylight outta you.

It's your type that never waits for extra lesson after school. Baboon

Sheuns:
Correct one brotherly. If the aim is to get the next Marks, Gates, Bezoz it may not work. Programming is more than writing and reading codes, it's your ability to think creatively and solve problems using tech.

Correct Niggga...

I dey yan peeps say person fit write code brekete make e full ground like beach sand and still on still.....he go still dey live like church rat

KOPT33:
If you aren't the biggest fool Nigeria has produced so far I'd be shocked.

I could write 256 lines of code in ruby language to explain how worthless you are...

You can't forcefully produce another Mark Zuckerberg...

Though it's a nice initiative. But Lagos State Govt truly hopes one of this kids will build something worth billions or attract a million dollar investment from foreign firms so they could tax the living daylight out of it eventually.

Do you think any child will make a breakthrough and will be allowed to leave just like that without dropping something? They frankly wouldn't mind taxing the successful beneficiaries till they go broke. After all you owe them the millions that went into the budget for this program.

That aside....as a programmer. I can tell you it takes more than writing codes to succeed in the tech industry.

You might not even know Jack about codes and still succeed in tech. It all revolves around your reasoning ability and the virtual product you are able to develop.

Argue with me at your own peril....

the headline should be:

"CeeC and her Dirty Behaviour Slays In Black & White Dress"

DollarLand

Imagine how the thing go take spread like wild fire for hajj.

See crowd like swarm of locusts...

focus7:
Unfortunately you are inconspicuous and inconsequential.

Why not do yourself the favour before you make someone else. Again i have proven that you are hypocrite.

I wont let you go till you fix your English...

focus7:
It still does not matter as i have been able to expose the hypocrite and a coward you are.

i'm making u popular...

u r now a celeb.....yippy

focus7:
It doesn't matter so far am able to established the fact that you are a worst sinner to Cee-ce and you are therefore disqualify to judge her.

Your type will do worst if you find yourself in the same opportunity like her so stop your hypocrisy, just imagine the tantrum you are throwing on Nairaland.

I keep giving you two short lines and you coming back with novels. Tell me who is throwing tantrums.

if anything...I'm glad you got some of your spellings right this time

focus7:
I guess you will tell us here that you an angel without a sin who is qualify to judge Cee-ce.

Hypocrite you calling someone don't see a bamboo for telling you the truth, tell what would you have done if you have seen one on one, i trust you would have tear me apart.

Your English is enough headache...

I can't deal....don't gimme migraine.